90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber puts Daniel in the stroller and takes him to the interview.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I love chicken tenders though…we make them at home from scratch and make 5 different dipping sauces. Yes we are 12 and it’s fine 😂 but not my number one favourite food.

Hey, no shame! My son's a chef and he'll make himself a plate of chicken tenders as a quick meal at work. 

[Bees52]

Oh no. "Darcy and Stacey Mean Business." Why don't these two have somewhere else to be other than on TLC?

[Mr. Miner]

It’s like her little boy’s first day of school.

 

[OneGuy]

Amber is great at relaxing Daniel for this interview.  She's got a naturally calming presence.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Oh no. "Darcy and Stacey Mean Business." Why don't these two have somewhere else to be other than on TLC?

I wish TLC would stop exploiting these two and give them some sort of therapy/intervention.

[Suzywriter]

Lord...I just rolled in. I tuned in at 8, saw the Family Chantel was on so started watching Family Feud reruns (because I am not watching Pedro and Chantel and the rest of those lunatics)  while shopping online for wool jersey knit to make warm, un-ugly work-quality leggings, then realized that whatever this show is called was on, fumbled around, found you all hiding here. HI! 

Edited December 28, 2021 by Suzywriter

[Pepper Mostly]

She made him change his shirt four times. God she's insufferable. 

Just thank goodness she can't go in with him. Can you imagine? She'd be kicking his ankle and winking and interrupting him every five seconds. 

[tvrox]

Amber we are all annoyed with you. 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

It’s like her little boy’s first day of school.

 

Did she pack his lunch too?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hey, no shame! My son's a chef and he'll make himself a plate of chicken tenders as a quick meal at work. 

Oh yea we cut up chicken breast, bread and fry ourselves. It is a nice junky meal. We also make our own sauces. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Holy fuck. Amber needs to shut the fuck up.

[TazDevil]

Do you think when Amber watches this back she'll realize why Daniel is annoyed with her?

Probably not...

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Amber, shut the fuck up. How the hell can he stand her? 

[Gobi]

Interviewer: "On a scale of 1 to 10, how annoying is Amber?"

Daniel: "22."

Interviewer: "Very good!"

Edited December 28, 2021 by Gobi

[tvrox]

Maybe your wedding day is more important than this interview? Or the day he actually comes to the states? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Amber, girl, quit your nagging!!!!!!!!

[Frozendiva]

Amber is a Medium, and not a Large. Whatever. Clothing sizes are all over the map.

[sainte-chapelle]

This bitch loves Days of our Lives. Eventually she will think he is possessed by the devil.

Edited December 28, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Just thank goodness she can't go in with him. Can you imagine? She'd be kicking his ankle and winking and interrupting him every five seconds. 

She’d be jumping in to answer every question directed to him.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Did she pack his lunch too?

She probably made sure he went peepee before he left, and spit on a tissue and wiped off his face. 

[Suzywriter]

Who is this fool getting ugly over her man thinking shirt size and boob size are the same? What man knows what size a woman wears, besides Tim Gunn?

[TazDevil]

Does she realize that she's quizzing him in English and the interviewer is going to be talking to him in Spanish?  you know, his native language that flows easily??

[Maybeitsme]

Damn Daniel I hope she's worth this craziness, never in a million years could I put up with this crap

[Hotel Snarker]

What size shirts does she wear? How invasive is this interview?

[OneGuy]

Daniel comes out from the test and announces, "I have Covid."

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Amber is a Medium, and not a Large. Whatever. Clothing sizes are all over the map.

I weigh 123 pounds and in some brands I am a large. Who cares Amber? Idiot

[Auntie Anxiety]

What exactly does Amber see in Daniel, other than someone she can control?

[Pepper Mostly]

And if he is denied, she'll blame him. "What did you do wrong? What did you say? I TOLD you my favorite food was chicken tenders!"

[tvrox]

Uh oh, why did the immigration officials let him in. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She probably made sure he went peepee before he left, and spit on a tissue and wiped off his face. 

My sons used to call that a spit bath. I’m guilty.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Amber is a Medium, and not a Large. Whatever. Clothing sizes are all over the map.

I'm a Walmart 1x and a Liz Claiborne M.  Vanity sizes are real. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

What exactly does Amber see in Daniel, other than someone she can control?

Rhymes with "dock".

[Hotel Snarker]

Embassy test: Is Amber annoying as hell?

Answer: Yes!

[sainte-chapelle]

Speaking of idiots here comes Ary

Edited December 28, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

I saw that car headed for them and thought "Oh no, Amber is crowing 'this is our moment', then seconds later they were flattened by an SUV"

[Suzywriter]

Jazz's boobs are inflating like she's been huffing helium.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Jazz's boobs are inflating like she's been huffing helium.

At first glance I thought I was watching one of those middle aged housewife shows. Poor Jazz.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sherlon must have paid off the Covid test results lab.

[Pepper Mostly]

Aryanna. You should never have come! 

[kacesq]

I don’t watch Jazz but her mom seems very involved...like too much...

wah wah wah Ariana...this is why it’s a bad idea to get knocked up by a vacation fling.

[Suzywriter]

Orlon can't stand you, Preggo.

[Gobi]

Tonight, on Stupid Life Choices.

[Mr. Miner]

🥱😴

[Frozendiva]

You don't give someone all the chances in the world.

[tvrox]

Stop banking on that Aryanna. It's not going to happen. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Aryanna. You should never have come! 

Better yet, Sherlon shouldn't have.

[Pepper Mostly]

Aryanna, how can I put this? You keep talking about you and Sherlon's "relationship". YOU DO NOT HAVE A RELATIONSHIP. 

[OneGuy]

Sherlon pens an op/ed titled, "The Benefits of Social Distancing."

[tvrox]

Does she even realize how dangerous COVID is to pregnant women? She shouldn't be seeing him at all.