90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Hotel Snarker]

Martine is so desperate and pushy. She has been on his ass since she landed!!

[candall]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Martine makes a tremendous leap there. Who knew “you up” was such a loaded phrase?!

"It means someone wants something."  [GASP]

Edited December 14, 2021 by candall

[kacesq]

And all the friends suddenly wish they were somewhere else 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

What luck! The camera crew was there to catch her finding the text message.

Right? Its a miracle! 

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Martine makes a tremendous leap there. Who knew “you up” was such a loaded phrase?!

I text my son that all the time, cause he sleeps late. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

I really don't know about some of the beauty things that people do on this show.   So, if Martine's giant caterpillar fake eyelashes get wet do they come off?   I'm guessing Martine's Never Have I Ever Game might be fun, unfortunately it will be fun for us, because this game is going to get ugly.    And now Martine's showing too much, so the poor film crew has to blur it out. 

[Bees52]

Never have I ever played this game and expected it to be fun....

[OneGuy]

You asked for it Martine.

[Gobi]

"Never have I ever been desperate and clinging."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Martine didn’t read the memo that Steven sent around about him not wanting to be in a committed relationship with her. Maybe she can read the tea leaves.

[kacesq]

Oh Martine you jealous idiot. They said “significant other” didn’t mean you necessarily.

[Suzywriter]

You couldn't help but look, or you wanted to snoop?

I text "you up?" to my neighbor when I want to weed whack on Sunday mornings.  There is no desire for said neighbor's attention when I text. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Enlighten me, "you up" means wanna fuck?

[OneGuy]

Key has the relationship figured out.  Too bad Mark doesn't seem to have the capacity to see how he is treating her.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Never have I ever been desperate and clinging."

Only if I am wrapped up with something. And pull out the plastic cling wrap.

[candall]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? Its a miracle! 

I text my son that all the time, cause he sleeps late. 

Martine would be able to tell that he's cheating on his girlfriend with you.

[goofygirl]

All these American women seem so desperate!!  Is it just me?

[OneGuy]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Enlighten me, "you up" means wanna fuck?

In Martine's lexicon, yes.

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

All these American women seem so desperate!!  Is it just me?

Desperation in Paradise.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, kacesq said:

And all the friends suddenly wish they were somewhere else 

This looked like the most desperately uncomfortable party ever. 

4 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

You asked for it Martine.

She is an attention seeking drama queen! And all unpleasantness that follows will be solely her responsibility. 

Edited December 14, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Enlighten me, "you up" means wanna fuck?

It’s always nice to be in a relationship with someone who you can’t trust. And even nicer to think that you can change him into a trustworthy sort.

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? Its a miracle! 

I text my son that all the time, cause he sleeps late. 

You text such raw, risque things to your son? Shame on you, @Pepper Mostly! 😲🤪

[Pepper Mostly]

"The love of my life won't move to the US with me, and today the toilet broke". Oh Mark, you poor thing. Your life is TRAGIC.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oy vey. So now we’ve sunk to a new level, talking about putting used toilet paper into the trash instead of flushing it down the toilet. Fascinating. 

[Burning Rubber]

Abortions exist to prevent the situation that Preggyanna found herself in.

The neurons are firing in slow mo upstairs. She's so young, yet she's already a jaded hag.

[Bees52]

Nasty rising septic water is a sign to make bacon and eggs? The hell? That's a sign to call a plumber to me...

[Pepper Mostly]

Aw. He's a little un-comfy. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mark, if you couldnt understand what Key and her friend were talking about, that’s not her fault.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Burning Rubber said:

Abortions exist to prevent the situation that Preggyanna found herself in.

The neurons are firing in slow mo upstairs. She's so young, yet she's already a jaded hag.

Also, the Plan B pill.

[candall]

Oh, I thought that was the drop-dead gorgeous Hermes ad and what would they be doing advertising during this eyeroller?  But it was Kia.  Hai.

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I lived in Key West for several years.  Groundwater issues and three-inch flying cockroaches are just some of the price you pay for Paradise.  Worth it!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Oy vey. So now we’ve sunk to a new level, talking about putting used toilet paper into the trash instead of flushing it down the toilet. Fascinating. 

To me the all time low was watching Kody Brown blow dry his hair. Why, Universe? I used to have hopes and dreams!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Burning Rubber said:

Abortions exist to prevent the situation that Preggyanna found herself in.

Adoption is an option as well.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Burning Rubber said:

Abortions exist to prevent the situation that Preggyanna found herself in.

 

She chose to let the passenger ride, and now we get a whole season of snark from it. I'd say that's a win-win.

[Pepper Mostly]

Key is trying to be upfront and honest, without hurting Mark's feelings, and he just sits there and nods his head and is all "yeah, that's fine, but you need to give up your life here and do what I want". 

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Burning Rubber said:

Abortions exist to prevent the situation that Preggyanna found herself in.

The neurons are firing in slow mo upstairs. She's so young, yet she's already a jaded hag.

Or what about USING SOME FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL ON VACATION???  Just a thought.  If you plan on having some vacay strange, wouldn't you just go ahead and get the birth control going BEFORE you leave with your bikini??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Now TLC is just trolling us. A toilet paper ad?

[Suzywriter]

Mark is a sneering prick. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

I'm totally appalled that so many on this entire franchise have unprotected sex with strangers.      

[Frozendiva]

Is there a Bark Box for people?

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

I'm totally appalled that so many on this entire franchise have unprotected sex with strangers.      

But they're soulmates!

[Burning Rubber]

Amber looks pregnant in her blue dress in her talking heads 

Edited December 14, 2021 by Burning Rubber
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[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Daniel is getting busy working on the visa application. Right after he cleans the sidewalk, fluffs this pillows, knits a blanket.....

[Suzywriter]

Is Mark actually Big Ed (Big Toe) in a girdle? He seems to have the same idea that a woman who wants to be in his life must accommodate him completely while he does nothing but sit there and look repulsive. 

[Bees52]

Lol

Daniel: I love her, but I'm glad she's gone for a walk so I can breathe.

[My Girls]

This guy better get used to being embarrassed by Amber lol 

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

I'm totally appalled that so many on this entire franchise have unprotected sex with strangers.      

It's astoundingly common...I think it's like playing 'Chicken' with your hooha. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Venezuela is no joke. Seriously.

[Pepper Mostly]

Amber is ridiculous. If Daniel was fooling around behind her back, he wouldn't be flaunting it right in front of her. She must be horribly insecure if she has to make a huge scene because some girl made small talk with him in a public bar.

[OneGuy]

After that kind of experience, all of this stuff with Amber must feel like an absolute nuisance.

[candall]

I have come to appreciate that one of the best, and most overlooked, benefits of Love After Lockup is that it just rolls over into the same episode over and over again.

The thousand pounder sisters make me nervous.  Can't watch.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniel, if you come to the US, Amber will own you. Just saying.

[goofygirl]

Again, at least Daniel has his brother to speak the truth to him.  I think Amber's in for a little surprise.  Sounds like there might be trouble in paradise!

And Martine is on the pain train too if she doesn't lighten it up a little.

Edited December 14, 2021 by goofygirl