90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[sainte-chapelle]

It makes me sad to think Gage will be huge like his family….passing bad habits down…anyway gnight

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

And her comes tub town Tammy who continues to be awful….gnight all!

"We don't want to have to bury you. For one thing, there isn't a coffin in the state big enough". 

Good night frens! See some of you Pounders on Wednesday. Have a wonderful week! 

[candall]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

It makes me sad to think Gage will be huge like his family….passing bad habits down…anyway gnight

There's a Gage?

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

There's a Gage?

I think that is the baby’s name?

[ChiMama]

On 12/6/2021 at 8:21 PM, candall said:

Every last one of these mainlanders needs to pack up a souvenir pineapple or a hashpipe or something else regional, go home and leave the lotus-eaters to continue their happy island lives.

💯percent! Aryanna is clueless (she has that same doughy face, slit-eyed, slack-jawed, the-lights-are-not-on look & immature personality as Nicole of Azan and Nicole). Amber is a harpy and a bore and another one that holds money/support over her “lover’s” head. Mark and Key should just reboot the movie “Same Time Next Year” and hang up any idea of a long-term 24/7/365 relationship. And Martine needs to go home and find a non-DJ non-island boy who will commit. Not happening with Stephen. 
 

I see your bah humbug, and raise you a Grinch Who Stole Christmas. 

Edited December 8, 2021 by ChiMama

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

I kinda want to bitch slap Ary, but not while she is pregnant. How the hell can you expect a vacation fling to fall in love with you on the next trip after almost a year? And girl, even if you are pregnant, can you drop the top knot at at least make yourself look attractive like in your talking heads? Some of her facial expressions remind me of Whitney Thore.

Amber, aka lil' Stephanie..cut your losses and go back home, all she does is pick more fights with him. He is a loser who just wants to harvest the 'merican dollar

[Hotel Snarker]

On 12/7/2021 at 11:50 AM, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

I kinda want to bitch slap Ary, but not while she is pregnant. How the hell can you expect a vacation fling to fall in love with you on the next trip after almost a year? And girl, even if you are pregnant, can you drop the top knot at at least make yourself look attractive like in your talking heads? Some of her facial expressions remind me of Whitney Thore.

Amber, aka lil' Stephanie..cut your losses and go back home, all she does is pick more fights with him. He is a loser who just wants to harvest the 'merican dollar

She is really trying to force herself and Sherlock into a “couple”.

[Texasmom1970]

I see no love in these couples. And I use the term couples loosely. Screwing someone on vacation; seeing them occasionally does not make you in a relationship to me. I see insecurity, jealousy and most of the guys trying to escape marriage talk.

[1011101010001]

On 12/6/2021 at 8:59 PM, Gobi said:

"Do they have ketamine in California?"

Key takes sudden interest in becoming a veterinary assistant.

On 12/6/2021 at 9:01 PM, sainte-chapelle said:

Mark if you love her as much as you say you would have at least tried to learn Spanish

I have learned more Spanish in the last ten days on the Duolingo app than Mark has in ten years.   Yo quiero comer las manzanas.

[1011101010001]

Homely Sherlon gets so much action only because the tourists are sporting rum goggles.

[Gobi]

Remember everyone, what happens on vacation stays on vacation. Unless you neglect to use birth control, that is.

[Frozendiva]

It has started to snow. A beach sounds nice now.

[Hotel Snarker]

Hi guys! I have been very tired today since I woke up on the very wrong side of the bed, but I'm happy for the most part! Let's watch more vacation dick! Get this party started!

[Pepper Mostly]

Hello, my fellow sufferers! Who will drive us to drink tonight? Aryanna and her boring, joyless family? Coked out Mark and Key? Thirsty Martine and Himbo Steven? Stay tuned!

[OneGuy]

Well, here we go.

[Frozendiva]

Why are you pushing for a marriage, Aryanna? Sherlon doesn't love you and doesn't want to marry you.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hey all! Let’s hope my electricity doesn’t suddenly shut off like it did last week. Fucking windstorms!

[Pepper Mostly]

Dear god Aryanna is a fucking nagging shrew. Run for the hills, Sherlon!

[My Girls]

She's trying so hard to turn this poor beach comber dude into Mr. Middle Class.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sherlon seems head over heels in love with Aryanna, doesn’t he?

[OneGuy]

Sherlon has quite a sacred view of marriage.

[Hotel Snarker]

Sherlon does not want to marry you. He will absolutely not marry you.

[Frozendiva]

It's not the 50s or 60s. You don't have to get married to coparent a child.

[kacesq]

Why does Ary insist on turning this guy into her husband? Lady you got knocked up on vacation. Accept it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Why are you pushing for a marriage, Aryanna? Sherlon doesn't love you and doesn't want to marry you.

She doesn't love him, either. She wants a husband, though. 

[OneGuy]

Sherlon has to do whatever it takes not to get married.

[Gobi]

"I can't know what forever is like after knowing someone seventeen days. It's enough time to know I want to get my dick wet, though."

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She doesn't love him, either. She wants a husband, though. 

She has anointed herself the Madonna now that she’s pregnant. Behold her in her maternal glory and bow to her wishes.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh for fuck’s sake, Aryanna, read the room! He’s just not that into you and never will be.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

It's not the 50s or 60s. You don't have to get married to coparent a child.

This is what I cry plaintively into the void every single week. They are not a couple of Catholic 16 year olds in 1965. Where is this attitude coming from? 

[Hotel Snarker]

I want a camera shot of who just said no in that room. Smart group of people.

[OneGuy]

You don't want to feel forced?  That's what the American women do on this show, force marriage after their vacation fling.

Edited December 14, 2021 by OneGuy

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She doesn't love him, either. She wants a husband, though. 

A husband who is already checked out, and hasn't actually checked in.

[Mr. Miner]

It’s like they’re negotiating a prison sentence.

[Gobi]

"I hope she doesn't get her heart broken."

Lady, she's going to break her heart and her water."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sherlon is doing his best to stall expedite this visa.

[Bees52]

Good evening, all!

So, they're starting with  Aryanna and Sherlock....

🙄

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Oh for fuck’s sake, Aryanna, read the room! He’s just not that into you and never will be.

And all things considered I think Sherlon is behaving pretty well. He's been kind to her and her crap family even though they've been shitting on him with great dedication from the instant they landed. 

WHAT HAS SHE SACRIFICED??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mark is going to have a great time at dinner not knowing what the hell Kay and her friend are talking about.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

A husband who is already checked out, and hasn't actually checked in.

But she'll be able to say "my husband". And probably complain about him. That seems to be all she wants, really.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And all things considered I think Sherlon is behaving pretty well. He's been kind to her and her crap family even though they've been shitting on him with great dedication from the instant they landed. 

WHAT HAS SHE SACRIFICED??

Her non-existent waistline?

Edited December 14, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And all things considered I think Sherlon is behaving pretty well. He's been kind to her and her crap family even though they've been shitting on him with great dedication from the instant they landed. 

WHAT HAS SHE SACRIFICED??

Her weight loss. She was stupid, didn't use birth control, and now has a kid coming.

[kacesq]

How did he live there and not pick up any Spanish?

[candall]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

It has started to snow. A beach sounds nice now.

SNOW??  I'm in Missouri, where the weather forecast is 70 degrees and tornadoes.

Oh.  So, yes.  A beach does sound nice.

Maybe we could stay at Sherlon's place.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

But she'll be able to say "my husband". And probably complain about him. That seems to be all she wants, really.

A former coworker was like that. She eventually married the baby daddy 10-15 years later. The house of cards fell apart after their house was built. She convinced herself he would stay and hold hands on the verandah. My eyes rolled.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Apparently Mark thinks learning a language, just for the sake of learning it, is useless.

[My Girls]

God forbid you learn something new, asshole.

[OneGuy]

"If we don't work, no Spanish."  Mark is a true lifelong learner.

[kacesq]

Hey if she uproots her life and devotes herself to me, I may learn some SPanish.

 

how big of you, Mark.

[Mr. Miner]

Mark is fucking lame AF!