90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aryanna has read too many romance novels. Even Stevie Wonder could see that Sherlon rues the day when he fell into her vagina.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I don’t watch Jazz but her mom seems very involved...like too much...

wah wah wah Ariana...this is why it’s a bad idea to get knocked up by a vacation fling.

I have no issue with the Trans community, but I feel like Jazz was railroaded. 

[sainte-chapelle]

“ very disappointed I couldn’t spend time with her” as Sherlon grins behind his mask

[Pepper Mostly]

She never, never, ever stops complaining. She's exhausting. 

[Frozendiva]

Sherlon probably doesn't want to be by your side when baby Sherlon pops out.

[kacesq]

She’s so smug in her THs, like she’s made all these excellent choices and should be put on a pedestal by Sherlon.

[TazDevil]

No way he would get a tourist visa.  They would assume that he would overstay with having a child in the US.

[Hotel Snarker]

Goes in the house and doesn't come back...

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Does she even realize how dangerous COVID is to pregnant women? She shouldn't be seeing him at all. 

Spoiler

Baby was born very premature. I wonder if Covid played a hand. 

 

[Suzywriter]

Oh...after spending the last week and a half in COVID jail, I finally got a negative test.   I still had to work (work from home). 

[Mr. Miner]

This is making me super sad also.

[OneGuy]

Aryanna always looking at the bright side of life.

[Maybeitsme]

Sherlon talks to her like a big brother,  not a lover or father to her child 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

She’s so smug in her THs, like she’s made all these excellent choices and should be put on a pedestal by Sherlon.

Right? She's a fucking idiot who has made a series of bad choices, most of which while drunk and/or high. 

[tvrox]

Notice he didn't say "she" means everything in the world to him. 

[Gobi]

Since he was raw dogging it, maybe Sherlon can get a K-9 visa.

Thanks, I'll be here all week, try the veal.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So I think I spent more hours binge-watching A Place to Call Home than the number of hours Aryanna and Sherlon have actually spent together.

[Mr. Miner]

American girl? He forgot her name!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Oh...after spending the last week and a half in COVID jail, I finally got a negative test.   I still had to work (work from home). 

What were your symptoms?

[tvrox]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Oh...after spending the last week and a half in COVID jail, I finally got a negative test.   I still had to work (work from home). 

That's great! 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

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Baby was born very premature. I wonder if Covid played a hand. 

 

Oh no. I hope he recovered ok.

[tvrox]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

American girl? He forgot her name!

Just one in a long series of American girls... 

[Pepper Mostly]

Poor Aryanna wanted a boyfriend so bad. She's acting like a 14 year old with her first BF, too. But try as she might, Sherlon isn't it. He's moderately interested in the baby, but that's it. 

[Gobi]

Is this the final episode?

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

What were your symptoms?

Very intense headache, extreme fatigue, sniffles, muscle aches, joint pain. It felt like I was coming down with something, but never really felt like I had anything. Still, I tested and it came out positive on the 16th. I finally got cleared this morning. 
 

I'm still strangely weak...I keep dropping things and tripping over my own feet. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Poor Aryanna wanted a boyfriend so bad. She's acting like a 14 year old with her first BF, too. But try as she might, Sherlon isn't it. He's moderately interested in the baby, but that's it. 

She probably never had a real boyfriend. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Oh no. I hope he recovered ok.

Glad you are okay! I feel like it is March 2020 all over again

[Bees52]

I have the feeling they won't make an American Girl Doll based on Aryanna. I hope...

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Is this the final episode?

Seems like it.  But my guide isn't calling it a Finale.  Was there a Tell All?

[My Girls]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Very intense headache, extreme fatigue, sniffles, muscle aches, joint pain. It felt like I was coming down with something, but never really felt like I had anything. Still, I tested and it came out positive on the 16th. I finally got cleared this morning. 
 

I'm still strangely weak...I keep dropping things and tripping over my own feet. 

Was it Omicron, do you know?

[Hotel Snarker]

Who is sick of hearing, "Only Daisy cottage cheese will doooo!!!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Very intense headache, extreme fatigue, sniffles, muscle aches, joint pain. It felt like I was coming down with something, but never really felt like I had anything. Still, I tested and it came out positive on the 16th. I finally got cleared this morning. 
 

I'm still strangely weak...I keep dropping things and tripping over my own feet. 

Glad you’re feeling better. I had what I believe to be a very bad cold right after Thanksgiving and my sister thought I had Omicron but the timing was off. Your symptoms sound much worse than mine.

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Poor Aryanna wanted a boyfriend so bad. She's acting like a 14 year old with her first BF, too. But try as she might, Sherlon isn't it. He's moderately interested in the baby, but that's it. 

She acts like the girls in the fundie church that I grew up trapped in. Getting knocked up was a back door way to a shotgun marriage with enough community pressure to hold it together for a couple of years. The fundie girls who managed to rope a man that way were quite smug because the ONLY solution was marriage or excommunication.

It was horrible.

Edited December 28, 2021 by Suzywriter

[Gobi]

"Hey, Martine, can I borrow $10,000?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

In the middle of the proposal, Steven gets a text that reads, “You up?” Then Martine marches away.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Glad you are okay! I feel like it is March 2020 all over again

Thank you. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Glad you’re feeling better. I had what I believe to be a very bad cold right after Thanksgiving and my sister thought I had Omicron but the timing was off. Your symptoms sound much worse than mine.

I have a bit of an annoying cough and a few sniffles. Started this morning. It has been very cold the past several days, I've been outside, my cousin was sneezing on Christmas Day. Keeping an eye to see if anything develops.

[OneGuy]

Martine's manipulative nature seems to have worked to her advantage.

[Pepper Mostly]

Is Martine still sulking about that terrible, incriminating text message on Steven's phone? you know, the absolute proof that he was cheating? "You up?". I mean, who wouldn't be heartbroken?

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I have a bit of an annoying cough and a few sniffles. Started this morning. It has been very cold the past several days, I've been outside, my cousin was sneezing on Christmas Day. Keeping an eye to see if anything develops.

Maybe a drive through test? I thought mine was just sniffles, too. 

[Maybeitsme]

Do what I HAVE to do? Why does he have to propose and blow up his life for Martine?

I don't get it. I thought this was just an on going casual relationship 

[Hotel Snarker]

Aryanna, go home, focus on preparing for the baby & doing your best w/o the stranger you slept with. It's not easy being a single mom but it's much better than trying to force a marriage or relationship that never was going to be.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Steven, Martine has let you know six ways to Sunday that she expects a proposal. Does he think she’ll say no?

[Pepper Mostly]

Martine. You don't nag at your man to propose until he eventually caves in. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works. 

[Gobi]

"My palms are sweaty, I'm fidgeting a lot, sweat is pouring off my forehead."

You've got the plague!

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Maybe a drive through test? I thought mine was just sniffles, too. 

I will see how I feel tomorrow. It's in the -30s here and the cold bothers me. I've been outdoors. Am scheduled for my booster on Thursday but might postpone.

[Hotel Snarker]

Those eyelashes are fucked, Martine.

[kacesq]

Fake lashes, fake hair. I hate it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

"My palms are sweaty, I'm fidgeting a lot, sweat is pouring off my forehead."

You've got the plague!

"Bring out your dead!"

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I have a bit of an annoying cough and a few sniffles. Started this morning. It has been very cold the past several days, I've been outside, my cousin was sneezing on Christmas Day. Keeping an eye to see if anything develops.

I’ve been feeling unwell too but diet has drastically changed and it has been cold and damp. I haven’t left the apt all week just in case but feeling fine today.  I hope you are all just suffering from holiday syndrome…too much food and too cold weather