90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

That's all anyone wants here Tim, your respect.

I'm sure Wayne is weeping tears of gratitude now. Its an honor he never dared to hope for. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shekinah (rhymes with vagina) and her enormous breasts take center stage.

[Red Bridey]

Wayne is planning his get-away and has mentally made the decision to ditch the crazy chick.

[Pepper Mostly]

Loving the TJ Maxx modern wall art in Dan's background. Klassy.

[Gobi]

Feeling something in your stomach is better in Turkey.

[sainte-chapelle]

I totally believe Dan slept with her…who cares. Sarper slept with 2500 women so he can fuck all the way off

[MagicEyes]

Kirsten is Mermaid Barbie.

[kacesq]

You know the peanut gallery they assembled is 75% American. Only Andrei is a foreign born spouse. Would’ve been nice to have another non American for balance.

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Feeling something in your stomach is better in Turkey.

Especially if you’re under a duvet.

[MagicEyes]

Holly is an expert on dysfunctional relationships.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Loving the TJ Maxx modern wall art in Dan's background. Klassy.

They were all out of word art.

[Pepper Mostly]

I cannot believe these conversations, for real. I cannot imagine going on national television and telling a stranger that I didn't approve of their relationship. 

Just now, Shelbie said:

Especially if you’re under a duvet.

And you have indoor plumbing.

[Red Bridey]

I think Dan hired Shekki as an escort so she thinks it was business and he thought they were dating. There is no way Shekki would ever consider dating that guy.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Holly is an expert on dysfunctional relationships.

Because she's never had any other kind.

[MagicEyes]

Sarper is a classy guy! Did we know he was a stripper? Is he still stripping?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Has Shawn given Sarper his well-deserved award for being monogamous for 40 days?

[Red Bridey]

Neither one of these two posers can take their eyes off the camera. 

[Gobi]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Sarper is a classy guy! Did we know he was a stripper? Is he still stripping?

And he slept with brides-to-be at bachelorette parties. Truly, a man of honor.

[Pepper Mostly]

Tim is seething with envy. He's used to being the big dog in this crowd. Sarper is totally stealing his thunder. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Fact check: True and Sarper will show you all his sexually transmitted disease medical records to prove it.

[sainte-chapelle]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Loving the TJ Maxx modern wall art in Dan's background. Klassy.

OMG the other day someone looked at our wall art and called it Ikea basic…yea these are all original oil paintings my husbands grandmother painted by hand when she lived along the St.Lawrence River…. Meanwhile their walls are covered with fake prints of London landmarks…I bet Dan is that person who comments on other peoples decor while rocking the IKEA prints. Nothing wrong with prints…only the judgement

Edited December 19, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

The single relationship expert …he had a live in girlfriend but apparently that failed

So now he’s back on The Single Life. Does anyone want to watch him date? 

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shekinah (rhymes with vagina) and her enormous breasts take center stage.

Followed closely by her lips 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have a question: Who the fuck even gives a shit about how promiscuous Sarper is/was? As if all these idiots were virgins when they got married. Like Mary Hahahaha

[kacesq]

Ooh Mary is going to cry! Who could’ve predicted it?

[Gobi]

"I was hiding something from you. It was only 2,400 women."

[magemaud]

7 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Kirsten is Mermaid Barbie.

Holly is jelly 

[Red Bridey]

Oh I can hardly wait for the big reveal after the commercial break!

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

So now he’s back on The Single Life. Does anyone want to watch him date? 

No

[Pepper Mostly]

Why are those repellent 1000 pound sisters still on TV? 

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

So now he’s back on The Single Life. Does anyone want to watch him date? 

No way - no Single Life for me.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Gobi said:

I was hiding something from you. It was only 2,400 women."

Maybe it was more! A different one (or more) every night! Three every Tuesday. 

[OneGuy]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why are those repellent 1000 pound sisters still on TV? 

Because this.  People seem attracted to that which is repellent.

Edited December 19, 2023 by OneGuy

[Red Bridey]

Nope, not watching Single Life, nohow, no way.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, magemaud said:

So now he’s back on The Single Life. Does anyone want to watch him date? 

Gawd no. Tim thinks girls are icky. I think Tim is icky. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why are those repellent 1000 pound sisters still on TV? 

One of them is channeling Debbie, “I’m done!”

[Gobi]

Since I only have a single life to live, I will not be watching The Single Life.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I am still over the moon about my power being back on. And my dog is, too. She doesn’t care for anything other than what she’s used to, including a dark house in the middle of a rainy afternoon.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Ooh Mary is going to cry! Who could’ve predicted it?

Cry, have a panic attack, run away. See? She's Holly in training. Watch out Brandan.

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Ooh Mary is going to cry! Who could’ve predicted it?

With a side order of an anxiety attack in case the crying needs an enhancement.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

With a side order of an anxiety attack in case the crying needs an enhancement.

And she will call down a plague of locusts upon them.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I was hiding something from you. It was only 2,400 women."

"And they were imaginary"

[MagicEyes]

We should have a countdown to Sarper’s Big Disgusting Secret.

[sainte-chapelle]

They made a new Willy Wonka? Why?

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

Nope, not watching Single Life, nohow, no way.

It’s bridge too far. Bad enough when the show has just one or two of the idiots I detest, but this has the stupid assholes from alpha to omega. Not a likable one in sight.

Riveting tv. Wake me when this nonsense is over.

Shekinah, Sarper would sleep with anyone, so what does that say about you? Think hard.

[sainte-chapelle]

He didn’t need to tell her…ok he has a book of tic tac toe…no names and numbers…who cares 

 

[Pepper Mostly]

He keeps a notebook filled with X's as a memento? The stupidity is off the charts. 

[Shelbie]

Maybe the xes are when he masturbated.

[Red Bridey]

This is a riot!!! They ASKED him how he got that number. He showed them how he got the number. Now they are appalled! I'm killing myself here!

[OneGuy]

It's his "manifesto."

[kacesq]

Sarper is such a manipulative SOB. And yet Shekinah will stay with him…