90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Doublemint]

A tell nothing next week.  What is Sharpie hiding?   A baby mama?

[Gobi]

Three part Tell All? No way this show justifies that.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

What? Sarper had a secret? I’m shocked, SHOCKED, I say.

He's married. Married young and never got around to getting divorced. That's my guess. 

Just now, Doublemint said:

A tell nothing next week.  What is Sharpie hiding?   A baby mama?

Oh I'd say several. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Doublemint said:

A tell nothing next week.  What is Sharpie hiding?   A baby mama?

He was one of Yohan’s lovers?

[Suzywriter]

The scream would get cold water thrown in the face. Her tantrums need to be halted.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Three part Tell All? No way this show justifies that.

Can you imagine? They'll be trotting out every peripheral character possible. Holly's mother. Shekina's sister. Holly's Fedex guy. Kimberly's spirit guides. Mary's friends, GubGub, Dipsy and Turd. And probably the Pillow Talk crew to weigh in. 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

He was one of Yohan’s lovers?

Who sent money to whom?

[magemaud]

The Scream is kind of a fitting end to the filming before the Tell All(s) 

[Bees52]

The Tell Nothing takes three parts because Shaun has to ask nonsense questions of all the family and hanger on friends we've seen this season. She could spend an hour just on TJ's family alone. That's got to be it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go friends! Earplugs ready!

[magemaud]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Can you imagine? They'll be trotting out every peripheral character possible. Holly's mother. Shekina's sister. Holly's Fedex guy. Kimberly's spirit guides. Mary's friends, GubGub, Dipsy and Turd. And probably the Pillow Talk crew to weigh in. 

Maybe they’ll bring out Sarper’s long lost son as a surprise guest 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kim, YOU KNEW THIS before you had the six day wedding. Shut the fuck up.

Kim is a professional victim.

[Red Bridey]

Here it comes!

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t buy what Kim is selling…something more than that went down. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Maybe they’ll bring out Sarper’s long lost son as a surprise guest 

If only! They'll bring in the guy who does his botox or his mail carrier. They'd never have anything as juicy as a secret child. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kim, I have a feeling you weren’t the most stable person to begin with.

[kacesq]

I really wonder what Kim thought life would be like in India…

[Pepper Mostly]

What about your spirit guides, Kimberly? 

[Gobi]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Can you imagine? They'll be trotting out every peripheral character possible. Holly's mother. Shekina's sister. Holly's Fedex guy. Kimberly's spirit guides. Mary's friends, GubGub, Dipsy and Turd. And probably the Pillow Talk crew to weigh in. 

Tim and Veronica.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So now it’s TJ’s fault that the time zones are different. Okay.

[MagicEyes]

TJ is aggressively unhelpful. He’s not making the situation better.

[kacesq]

Maybe try to learn some Hindi? Just a wild idea if you’re going to live there.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

TJ is aggressively unhelpful. He’s not making the situation better.

He’s clueless.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Tim and Veronica.

Oh god. Those incredibly popular fan favorites! America's Sweethearts! (Gag)

[sainte-chapelle]

A lot of people in India speak some English. She can go out and try. Or perhaps take lessons.

[Bees52]

Just now, kacesq said:

I really wonder what Kim thought life would be like in India…

She wanted to emancipate him from his family.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Kim is so misunderstood. Who could have guessed?

[Suzywriter]

TJ has a point...stay up a night and talk to your friends!

[kacesq]

Titty baby? Titty baby? Wtf?

[Pepper Mostly]

TJ is SUCH an asshole. God. I'd smother him with a pillow.

[Auntie Anxiety]

TJ has already moved on from this mistake.

[MagicEyes]

Okay, to be fair, I would scream at TJ too.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

TJ is SUCH an asshole. God. I'd smother him with a pillow.

They deserve each other. 

[Gobi]

8:59 on the nose.

[kacesq]

Mom is happy lol.

[Auntie Anxiety]

She is certifiable. No sane person screams like that.

[MagicEyes]

They put the fun in dysfunctional!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Okay, to be fair, I would scream at TJ too.

So would I. He's doing that thing "So, you want me to quit my job, then?" He's a colossal dickweed. 

[Suzywriter]

Sounds like Kimberly is used participation trophies.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother TJ already packed Kim’s stuff. The plane ticket has been purchased and the Uber will be arriving in five minutes.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, kacesq said:

Mom is happy lol.

I’d be pissed. That wedding looked expensive 

[kacesq]

Mary has the death grip on Brandan. 
OMG I completely forgot about Kirsten.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Holly slithers out.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

TJ is SUCH an asshole. God. I'd smother him with a pillow.

I have to say, the culture difference is apparent.

[kacesq]

LOL Team Jenny, who’d have thought that back in the day lol?

[Pepper Mostly]

And first flounce to Holly! 

[Gobi]

Holly for the flounce!

[Red Bridey]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Mary has the death grip on Brandan. 
OMG I completely forgot about Kirsten.

I had no idea who those two were. Kirsten and who?

[MagicEyes]

Uh oh! Kimberly vs Jenny! 

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

8:59 on the nose.

Yes, I knew it.