90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Clayton’s sister is using apple picking for repentance. 

I’m getting Adam and Eve vibes. Brandi can be the Serpent 

[tvrox]

44 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Igor is gayer than Christmas.

He certainly looked like that in the Justin Beiber picture from 20 years ago. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Wait does the sister own the farm? Why is mom sleeping in a closet?

[GrammyPammy]

Yikes! Mama Sophie is coming! To talk some sense into Rob the Knob…good luck with that!

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Wait does the sister own the farm? Why is mom sleeping in a closet?

Yeah, she could be in the hayloft 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Why is mom sleeping in a closet?

She’s trying to save up money to get her own place. Like having your adult child living in your basement only it’s your mother and your closet.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

She’s trying to save up money to get her own place. Like having your adult child living in your basement only it’s your mother and your closet.

But doesn’t his sister have more room at her place? Why not stay with her?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

But doesn’t his sister have more room at her place? Why not stay with her?

The meth fumes.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Yeah, she could be in the hayloft 

Barndominum ala Sister Wives

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Yeah, she could be in the hayloft 

Ahem. Do you mean the "barndominium"? 

[sainte-chapelle]

A four part tell all? Why?

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, look at the face on Mother Sophie. Face like a fist. 

And she is PISSED. "Look here missy, your criminal kingpin grandpa made a bundle and spent a good chunk of it educating you in the hope of your landing a well off husband from a more elevated social class, and you've thrown it away on an out of work model with no indoor plumbing!" 

Edited November 27, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

But doesn’t his sister have more room at her place? Why not stay with her?

I'd rather live in a closet than with Bourbon any day.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Sophie looks like she’s not in favor of aging gracefully.

[Doublemint]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, look at the face on Mother Sophie. Face like a fist. 

Nice eyes, but can't notice them because of the LIPS!!

[tvrox]

46 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Were they at least “hunky” like on “My 600 Lb Life”? 
Speaking of which, it appears a new season will be airing soon because they’ve had a few “Where Are They Now” episodes including a two hour update on those awful Assanti brothers and their enabling dad 

Sadly no! 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

A four part tell all? Why?

The tell alls keep getting longer. Before you know it, they’ll be a whole season.

[For Cereals]

Worm lips

[sainte-chapelle]

Why do all these women wear unflattering body suits. She is a pretty girl but doesn’t know how to dress.

[Gobi]

Sophie's mom and Robert Z'dar, separated at birth.

Edited November 27, 2023 by Gobi

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, look at the face on Mother Sophie. Face like a fist. 

Pam injections?

[GrammyPammy]

Does Rob The Knob even have a closet for Mama Sophie to stay in??

[Doublemint]

I don't pay attention to this couple at all. 

[Suzywriter]

Sophie has rough skin.

[sainte-chapelle]

I missed the Assanti brothers update. I am shocked Steven isn’t dead.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The chimney sweeper/dryer duct cleaner is supposed to come tomorrow after rescheduling the first two times. Maybe the third time will be a charm. I’m looking forward to firing up the wood stove.

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

A four part tell all? Why?

One for each “wife” to air her grievances. 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I missed the Assanti brothers update. I am shocked Steven isn’t dead.

Is this a new update? I saw one update, but it was a while ago. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Sophie has rough skin.

Sophie is a mess. Her hair doesn't bear talking about, either. And as @sainte-chapellepoints out, she does not know how to dress. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

The chimney sweeper/dryer duct cleaner is supposed to come tomorrow after rescheduling the first two times. Maybe the third time will be a charm. I’m looking forward to firing up the wood stove.

Dick van Dyke?

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Sophie is a mess. Her hair doesn't bear talking about, either. And as @sainte-chapellepoints out, she does not know how to dress. 

It’s hard to dress well when you’ve traded in your sugar daddy for a boytoy.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I missed the Assanti brothers update. I am shocked annoyed Steven isn’t dead.

FTFY

[magemaud]

13 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Jesus, look at the face on Mother Sophie. Face like a fist. 

 

Some people say she looks a lot like Molly 

7 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Is this a new update? I saw one update, but it was a while ago. 

Edited: it was listed as “new” but I’m looking at this week’s updates which also say new but aired in 2020. It was new to me! 

Edited November 27, 2023 by magemaud

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Is this a new update? I saw one update, but it was a while ago. 

I am not sure…. @magemaud was this a new one? Edit…nevermind thank you!!!

Edited November 27, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[MagicEyes]

I forgot that there are two pie crusts in a package. What am I going to do with four pie crusts?

[OneGuy]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I forgot that there are two pie crusts in a package. What am I going to do with four pie crusts?

Use one for each Sister Wives Tell-All episode.

[Doublemint]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I forgot that there are two pie crusts in a package. What am I going to do with four pie crusts?

Make two double crusted pies?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I forgot that there are two pie crusts in a package. What am I going to do with four pie crusts?

Make four pies? Make two double crust pies? Use two and freeze the other two? 

[tvrox]

49 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I could use a good man-catching spell! Maybe I should go to witch school.

Same!! 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Use one for each Sister Wives Tell-All episode.

It would help keep things more interesting!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stepdad Igor looks like he wants to find the nearest exit.

[Doublemint]

Nikki's going to splain now about trans and her pay to play lifestyle.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Igor knows that she needs to be on board if she doesn’t want to lose her son.

[Pepper Mostly]

Nikki does that thing where she speaks English with a foreign accent when she's talking to people from other countries. Remember Miss Alli on TWoP? She named it "Mirnese" after an Amazing Race contestant who did it all the time. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Nikki…stop fucking stirring the pot, just say thank you 

[GrammyPammy]

Igor exhales from his heart…

[Gobi]

Yeah, like this wedding is ever going to happen.

[Pepper Mostly]

Meanwhile, Igor's mother is sitting there, fervently wishing she was dead. 

[MagicEyes]

Is Nikki going to give up the escort job when she gets married? Or is Igor okay with that?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh yay, Clayton's going to fill the room with stuffies and cereal!