90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Shelbie said:

Mary believes there is nothing she has to change about herself. It will always be , in every circumstance, Brandan’s fault.

Unless and until he learns how to fake a monster panic attack.

[libgirl2]

Control emotions?

[Shelbie]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I do more research about a $20 lint roller than she did for her Indian wedding.

Maybe she believed it would all come to her in a dream and she would understand it all.

[Pepper Mostly]

How will Brandan serve people at the shop? I'm sure some women must patronize it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Would you share your findings?

Of course! I’ll have to check my recent Amazon purchases. I’m on it right now.

Chom Chom Roller Pet Hair Remover. This is the second one I bought, to keep in my car. Works great.

Edited October 17, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Suzywriter]

21 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"How are you feeling Kimberly? Have you shit yourself today?"

She will always be shitty, whether internally or externally.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Of course! I’ll have to check my recent Amazon purchases. I’m on it right now.

I just got new running shoes from Amazon for my birthday.  Wait, that may be perceived as a passive-aggressive way to say it's my birthday.  

[For Cereals]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Of course! I’ll have to check my recent Amazon purchases. I’m on it right now.

Chom Chom Roller Pet Hair Remover. This is the second one I bought, to keep in my car. Works great.

Sold!  We have rollers everywhere!

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I do more research about a $20 lint roller than she did for her Indian wedding.

Lint rollers are $20??

[Auntie Anxiety]

So I watched eight episodes (an entire season) of a show called The Shadow Line(?) on Prime. It would have been good except the plot had so many crosses and double crosses, I wasn’t exactly sure what was going on. And I’m a skilled TV watcher!

[Pepper Mostly]

Omigod I almost forgot, when I was out on Sunday I saw a truck with "Brandan's Plumbing and Heating" on the side. BrandAn. Why this spelling? Why is it gaining traction? 

[Gobi]

"For starters, let's take a coconut and kick it around a bit."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Lint rollers are $20??

It’s reusable. No sticky stuff/paper.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Omigod I almost forgot, when I was out on Sunday I saw a truck with "Brandan's Plumbing and Heating" on the side. BrandAn. Why this spelling? Why is it gaining traction? 

I hope the driver didn't look at you.

[Suzywriter]

If anyone is bored, I need a single cup coffee maker with varying strengths. My $200 keurig died after  less than a year, so I refuse to buy that brand.

[libgirl2]

This guy looks like my Godson! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Johan. Drop Danielle’s ass at the nearest drive through and find someone who you are compatible with.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

I just got new running shoes from Amazon for my birthday.  Wait, that may be perceived as a passive-aggressive way to say it's my birthday.  

Happy birthday to you, @OneGuy! You are a valued member of our merry band of snarkers and I hope are having a fantastic birthday!🎂

[Bees52]

Is this guy a life coach or a translator?

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Happy birthday to you, @OneGuy! You are a valued member of our merry band of snarkers and I hope are having a fantastic birthday!🎂

Thanks.  Celebrated during the day yesterday when people were around.  It was a lot of fun!

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Omigod I almost forgot, when I was out on Sunday I saw a truck with "Brandan's Plumbing and Heating" on the side. BrandAn. Why this spelling? Why is it gaining traction? 

I don't care which spelling, send him here to fix this sink!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

If anyone is bored, I need a single cup coffee maker with varying strengths. My $200 keurig died after  less than a year, so I refuse to buy that brand.

I’m the last person on earth who still makes stove top percolated coffee. So no suggestions.

[tvrox]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I do more research about a $20 lint roller than she did for her Indian wedding.

I read an article in NYT about people who go to Indian weddings in the states for the experience. She could have tried that before she had her own! 

[Gobi]

"I apologize for you not understanding me."

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

If anyone is bored, I need a single cup coffee maker with varying strengths. My $200 keurig died after  less than a year, so I refuse to buy that brand.

Why not get a small drip coffee maker? One that makes two to four cups? That's what my mother has, she has a single cup of coffee every day. 

Or a French press? 

[OneGuy]

Why are Johan and Danielle talking to this guy like they plan to stay married?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sit together and make a plan? Wonder how much he got paid.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Poor Johan. Drop Danielle’s ass at the nearest drive through and find someone who you are compatible with.

She's a lying liar who lies, too. 

And the way she says "He needs to know that he can't speak to me this way". She speaks to him in a very haughty and dismissive way and treats him like a child. Though of course she is a stainless angel with no faults. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kimberly, please name one thing you DO like. Just one!

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Thanks.  Celebrated during the day yesterday when people were around.  It was a lot of fun!

Happy belated birthday - glad you're one of us!

[Shelbie]

3 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Is this guy a life coach or a translator?

He’s no Baba. There was a distinct lack of vegetables/fruit in his office.

[libgirl2]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kimberly, please name one thing you DO like. Just one!

She likes nothing! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

@OneGuy, have a happy birthday and a great year.

🎁🎂🎉🎈🍾🥳

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

I read an article in NYT about people who go to Indian weddings in the states for the experience. She could have tried that before she had her own! 

All she had to do was turn on the TV. There are several shows available about Indian weddings, for instance. There was a series on Netflix, "The Big Day", which was great. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kimberly, please name one thing you DO like. Just one!

"I bitch, therefore I am."

[libgirl2]

Just now, Shelbie said:

He’s no Baba. There was a distinct lack of vegetables/fruit in his office.

Hey, I might be related to the guy. I have a boatload of family out there! 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

He’s no Baba. There was a distinct lack of vegetables/fruit in his office.

And I wasn't really paying attention, but did he say anything about wearing light clothing or planting trees? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kimberly is the definition of “kvetch.”

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m the last person on earth who still makes stove top percolated coffee. So no suggestions.

I saw a Corningware percolator at a flea market recently and almost bought it, just for yuks. It was in great condition, looked barely used. 

[Bees52]

9 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

I just got new running shoes from Amazon for my birthday.  Wait, that may be perceived as a passive-aggressive way to say it's my birthday.  

Yes, indeed! It nearly went over my head lol.

Happy Birthday!! 🎂🎉

[tvrox]

11 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

I just got new running shoes from Amazon for my birthday.  Wait, that may be perceived as a passive-aggressive way to say it's my birthday.  

Happy birthday!!! 

[Gobi]

Another Willy Wonka movie? Why?

[libgirl2]

Just now, Gobi said:

Another Willy Wonka movie? Why?

There was only on Gene Wilder. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Another Willy Wonka movie? Why?

I was thinking the EXACT SAME THING. Remakes, sequels, prequels, are there any new ideas?

And get off my lawn. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I think turmeric is a good anti-inflammatory. 

[MagicEyes]

No matter what is happening, Kimberly is very skilled at finding something to bitch about.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, and of course she doesn't like people touching her. Dear god she is exhausting. 

[libgirl2]

Its not like she is being held hostage.... first read up about it and two.... relax,  you are the center of attention and can just sit and be fawned over. 

[MagicEyes]

Do all of these things really happen at Indian weddings, or are they just making things up to torture Kimberly?

[For Cereals]

I would honestly make shit up at this point just to torture her…

Edited October 17, 2023 by For Cereals