90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Pepper Mostly]

Oooh, I'll bet Shekina's sister has no filter and says exactly what she thinks. She's planning on her induction into the Shitty Critical Bitch Sister Club of the 90 Day franchise. Libby's sisters are prepared to welcome her with open arms. And Bilal's sister, and the sister of that dumbass who met a personal trainer in Volgograd and promptly got knocked up. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

How will Sarper keep Shekky’s sister from dragging him by the hair into the bedroom and demanding sex from him? Because all the girls swoon in his presence.

You just know that he wants a threesome with them.

[For Cereals]

His shirt is missing a few buttons 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ummm, if you have to tell your soulmate to play a part instead of being himself, that’s a problem.

I had to do that. My family is so jacked, I didn't want them to have any ammo.

[Pepper Mostly]

"How are you feeling Kimberly? Have you shit yourself today?"

[judylo]

I’m going to have to try to pay attention to Kimberly. I think I zone out and that’s why I haven’t seen how bad you all think she is! But I just hate how TJ has tricked her.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why doesn’t Kimberly text TJ wrt running late, etc. Oh, never mind.

[tvrox]

3 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

"First time I'm meeting someone from your blood. "

Kinda creepy way, to me, of saying "relative." So intense Sarper.

Maybe he's a vampire. That would explain a lot. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does she ever fucking stop whining? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Kimberly has had ample time to find out what the components of the wedding ceremonies are beforehand. What prevented her from doing that? Oh, never mind.

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Does she ever fucking stop whining? 

Oh, you're adorable. Of course not.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kimberly is a spiritual person. Okay.

[Pepper Mostly]

Kimberly. There's this thing. Its called Google. 

[Doublemint]

She wants to experience the culture "as much as I can" - don't worry your MIL will induct you.

[Gobi]

"Tell them it's part of the ceremony. Ha ha ha!"

[OneGuy]

Kimberly is a spiritual person.  I'm sure she's gone through the motions once or twice.

[Gobi]

"My mental health was much better. Then I started watching 90DF."

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m confused. Is Ashley a witch or a bitch? Both?

[libgirl2]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Kimberly is a spiritual person.  I'm sure she's gone through the motions once or twice.

What a sour woman. I was just looking at pics of Jenny and Sumit  and she was beaming and so enjoying everything.  What a difference.  

[OneGuy]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m confused. Is Ashley a witch or a bitch? Both?

A witch ho.

[Bees52]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Kimberly. There's this thing. Its called Google. 

I almost feel for her, not knowing the rituals or what is being said, but you're right, she should have gone to the school of google. It would have at least given her an idea of what could happen.

[Gobi]

Just now, OneGuy said:

A witch ho.

A Bru-ha-ha.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, libgirl2 said:

What a sour woman. I was just looking at pics of Jenny and Sumit  and she was beaming and so enjoying everything.  What a difference.  

Harkening back to the halcyon days of Sumit lying and Jenny clucking. 🎶Memories….🎶

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Kimberly is a spiritual person.  I'm sure she's gone through the motions once or twice.

It would be pretty easy to just keep her eyes open and her mouth shut. Just follow along with the ceremonies and try to respect the ancient culture! If you're so fucking spiritual you should be able to derive some joy from it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hannah is a doll. 

[tvrox]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"My mental health was much better. Then I started watching 90DF."

Well at least our mental health is better than Kimberly's, right? Or Brandon. And this forum helps keep me sane :). 

[Pepper Mostly]

Of course the school was her favorite part! She is a CHILD. Did you think she was going to say the strip club??

[Suzywriter]

Kenny and Armando...pee break, and time to work on the kitchen sink. The diverter is stuck.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Of course the school was her favorite part! She is a CHILD. Did you think she was going to say the strip club??

If Jovi had a son……..

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Of course the school was her favorite part! She is a CHILD. Did you think she was going to say the strip club??

Kenny is just such a giving human being, and so profound.

[Gobi]

"Well, Hannah. Your mother died, we're having another child, and we're moving to another city where you won't know anyone. What's next on the menu?"

[Suzywriter]

10 minutes ago, judylo said:

I’m going to have to try to pay attention to Kimberly. I think I zone out and that’s why I haven’t seen how bad you all think she is! But I just hate how TJ has tricked her.

At risk of being harpooned, I detest her bratty, entitled ass soooo much that I'm excited to see her deceived.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, you two. You just sprang a big life change on this kid. Maybe cool it with the baby talk for now. The kid's going to get overloaded. 

[Suzywriter]

Kenny, not everybody lies about age not mattering.

[torontomeridith]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

I almost feel for her, not knowing the rituals or what is being said, but you're right, she should have gone to the school of google. It would have at least given her an idea of what could happen.

You know, I am actually sympathetic to Kimberly. Yes, of course, she's a real pain in the ass, but being expected to read a Wiki page about your own marriage ceremony is pretty cold. Everything about it is unfamiliar to her.  What would an Indian expect if they went to a Catholic or Jewish ceremony in the U.S.? I would kind of expect my fiancee to at least attempt to walk me through it. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh my god. This child is, what? eight? First they tell her she's moving to a big city. Then they tell her they're going to bring a new baby into the mix. And now they're telling her that she'll be teaching the baby how to speak in two languages. The poor kid is going to run away from home. 

[libgirl2]

Hannah is so sweet.  What a beautiful child. 

[Doublemint]

Yes, you can share a room with the crying screaming baby who keeps you up all night.  You can also babysit in a year or two when we go out at night.  Any other questions????

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mary brought “muscle,” her thin as a reed grandfather, to back her up.

[OneGuy]

2 minutes ago, libgirl2 said:

Hannah is so sweet.  What a beautiful child. 

Kenny could learn a thing or two from her.  But he has nothing left to learn!

Edited October 17, 2023 by OneGuy

[Gobi]

Reality check, please.

[Bees52]

Hmm... I don't believe Hannah is all that happy about all the changes.

 

Oh great, over to the children having children.

[libgirl2]

Ugh these two 

[Gobi]

I guess when you watch each other shit, your relationship turns to shit, too.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Grandpa is happy to avoid a shotgun wedding.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, torontomeridith said:

You know, I am actually sympathetic to Kimberly. Yes, of course, she's a real pain in the ass, but being expected to read a Wiki page about your own marriage ceremony is pretty cold. Everything about it is unfamiliar to her.  What would an Indian expect if they went to a Catholic or Jewish ceremony in the U.S.? I would kind of expect my fiancee to at least attempt to walk me through it. 

She's known for months she was moving to India to get married. Nothing prevented her from trying to learn about the culture. One would think, as a "spiritual person" she'd be eager to immerse herself in it. 

Edited October 17, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Shelbie]

Mary believes there is nothing she has to change about herself. It will always be , in every circumstance, Brandan’s fault.

[MagicEyes]

I want to steal Lolo’s shirt!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She's known for months she was moving to India to get married. Nothing prevented her from trying to learn about the culture. 

I do more research about a $20 lint roller than she did for her Indian wedding.

[Doublemint]

Mary says "you have to control your emotions" - he seems ok - look in the mirror sister!

[OneGuy]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I do more research about a $20 lint roller than she did for her Indian wedding.

Would you share your findings?