90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Suzywriter]

Kenny and Armando...are they just here because some other other way couple dropped out at the last minute?

[Gobi]

The suspense!

[sainte-chapelle]

Armando,is perhaps getting sick of your shit Kenny. Learn some Spanish 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Kenny pregnant?

[Pepper Mostly]

Donde esta el pollo? Come ON Kenny!

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Kenny pregnant?

He forgot to pack his girdle.

[Auntie Anxiety]

90 Day Fiancee and Guy’s Grocery Games mash-up.

[OneGuy]

Always speak more loudly when someone doesn't understand English.

Edited July 18, 2023 by OneGuy

[Suzywriter]

Oh, Kenny, you have a phone. You can translate everything. 

Donde

Estaaah

Poooolyooo?

[Gobi]

"What's the Spanish word for tortilla?"

[Pepper Mostly]

Kenny tries to shop! Hilarity ensues! Look at him? What wacky hijinks! 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Kenny pregnant?

He forgot to pack his truss.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Always speak louder when someone doesn't understand English.

Follow @OneGuy for more life hacks!

[judylo]

Kenny never learned the words for salt and pepper??

[Shelbie]

I simply don’t believe he doesn’t have a translation app on his phone. 

[Pepper Mostly]

People with dyslexia and learning differences can still LEARN, you overweening twit. Jesus, you'd think by age 60 he'd have developed some coping strategies. 

Edited July 18, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

Airport drama! That’s a new idea!

[Suzywriter]

What Kenny expected is that the world would accommodate him. Armando had a pretty good idea. 

 

Oh, shut up! I have dyslexia and ADHD, and I can HEAR a language and repeat it just fine! If I had lived in Mexico for FOUR years, I'm sure I could find the salt!

[sainte-chapelle]

They have lived in Mexico,for how long? Learn some fucking Spanish 

[Auntie Anxiety]

She looks like Elle Fanning.

[Zombness]

Kenny there's no excuse for not learning Spanish.  You have been in Mexico for how long?  And you do not know how to say  sal y pimienta.   

[CrazyInAlabama]

How did Kirsten get held up in passport control?   How empty that part of the airpost is, as usual for 90 Day. 

I'm hoping Kenny and Armando's trial run in Mexico City is just summer vacation for Hannah, and a story line.  

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

I simply don’t believe he doesn’t have a translation app on his phone. 

Google would do. What he doesn't have is the ability to think that he isn't entitled to full accommodation. 

[Gobi]

Will they go Dutch on their dates?

[kacesq]

Why the hell is he taking her to Times Square? It’s the worst.

[Gobi]

"I haven't seen her in a month, so it's time to have sex, if you know what I mean."

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Will they go Dutch on their dates?

This is Sharp. They will go Dutch. They will drink Heineken beer and eat Gouda cheese, while picking tulips. 

[sainte-chapelle]

My friend worked passport control. They often stop young women travelling to meet « boyfriends « . It is unfortunately a common ruse for mulling or sex trafficking. Girl thinks she has a boyfriend, arrives and surprise….he is a pimp.

Edited July 18, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

If Kirsten is overwhelmed, she needs to buy a sunflower ID necklace.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

This is Sharp. They will go Dutch. They will drink Heineken beer and eat Gouda cheese, while picking tulips. 

And cleaning with Old Dutch cleanser (chases dirt!).

[judylo]

Just now, Gobi said:

"I haven't seen her in a month, so it's time to have sex, if you know what I mean."

And then … a wink! Ugh.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

This is Sharp. They will go Dutch. They will drink Heineken beer and eat Gouda cheese, while picking tulips. 

Don't forget the Dutch scene-setting music.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

My friend worked passport control. They often stop young women travelling to meet « boyfriends « . It is unfortunately a common ruse for mulling or sex trafficking. Girl things she has a boyfriend, arrives and surprise….he is a pimp.

Right? I've seen enough episodes of "Locked Up Abroad". 

[Doublemint]

Just now, kacesq said:

Why the hell is he taking her to Times Square? It’s the worst.

I had to walk from 9th Ave to Madison Ave on 42nd St. for several years when I lived and worked in NYC.  It was very seedy and trashy in the 1970's.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

And cleaning with Old Dutch cleanser (chases dirt!).

While wearing wooden shoes.

[Shelbie]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

This is Sharp. They will go Dutch. They will drink Heineken beer and eat Gouda cheese, while picking tulips. 

While wearing wooden shoes and sticking their fingers in dykes. They need to hit all the stereotypes.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Shelbie said:

While wearing wooden shoes and sticking their fingers in dykes. They need to hit all the stereotypes.

Leave that to Statler.

[Pepper Mostly]

This iteration must be "90 Day Fiance: I Have Diarrhea"

[judylo]

Just now, Doublemint said:

I had to walk from 9th Ave to Madison Ave on 42nd St. for several years when I lived and worked in NYC.  It was very seedy and trashy in the 1970's.

I’ve lived in NYC since 1976. I liked Times Square better before it became Disneyland!

[sainte-chapelle]

Hopefully Harry didn’t scare her off.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

I’ve lived in NYC since 1976. I liked Times Square better before it became Disneyland!

Me too!

[Auntie Anxiety]

You all know that this is a two hour tour, right?

[Shelbie]

Just saw that and I’m not thrilled. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

I am so sick of Ken and Barbie commercials.    Thr cross-overs to HGTV are ridiculous to me. 

I'm also sick of seeing the Busbys pimping out their kids on TV for publicity.   Those kids have zero privacy.   

Brandon and Mary heve such a strange, controlling relationship. 

[Bees52]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

You all know that this is a two hour tour, right?

Ugh. Well, I didn't have much else to watch tonight anyway.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brandan and Mary starring in “Name the Psychosis.”

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait, Mary pretends that her wifi is out so she can hang out with her guy friends, but he can't be offline for even a few minutes? 

[Zombness]

Sick, sick, sick relationship.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So wait, Mary pretends that her wifi is out so she can hang out with her guy friends, but he can't be offline for even a few minutes? 

It’s a corollary of “What’s yours is mine and what’s mine is mine.”

[Pepper Mostly]

So, now he's not fishing, he's just staring at his phone. Mary's asleep. Oh yeah, that's healthy.

[Gobi]

He'll miss fishing. No fishing in the Philippines, it's not like it's an archipelago or something.