90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Mrs. Landingham]

Statler’s a stage 5 clinger. When (not if) this relationship goes into the toilet, the girlfriend will be thanking her lucky stars there’s an ocean between them. 

 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Yesss...Members Only!  I'm totally going to hit up that place when I'm in Toronto in October!

Yeah I've been trying to get my bf to go with me. He really isn't interested.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I hear the broom closet at the state pen gets a lot of action. And hang on, are there cornfields in England? 

Corn leaves are sharp!

[Angry Moldovan2]

Every girl is the love of  your life. Yawn

Edited July 10, 2023 by Angry Moldovan2

[Auntie Anxiety]

Slow your roll, Stat. And please try t learn from your mistakes, dear.

[Bees52]

Is Statler sure she's over her ex? She doesn't seem like it. Please don't let her be another Amanda, the one on there now is more than enough.

[greekmom]

I guess Cleo was expecting sex on the first night??

[Suzywriter]

i seriously wonder if Statler or Stadler or whatever is the name that her parents gave her, or one that she chose because it sounds like a brand of boots or hats or something edgy like that. 

Edited July 10, 2023 by Suzywriter

[sainte-chapelle]

Honestly..the first night after a long flight all I wanted to do was sleep.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Love of my life"...hang on, I think I have Bingo!

[greekmom]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Honestly..the first night after a long flight all I wanted to do was sleep.

First shower, then food then sleep.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I hear the broom closet at the state pen gets a lot of action. And hang on, are there cornfields in England? 

Let’s have sex at Stonehenge! 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Slow your roll, Stat. And please try t learn from your mistakes, dear.

Or learn from the herpes that you are either carrying or already have. This chick must need Flagyl every week. 

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Is Statler sure she's over her ex? She doesn't seem like it. Please don't let her be another Amanda, the one on there now is more than enough.

I just realised that we haven’t been subjected to the widow and her sessy gigalo

[Mrs. Landingham]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Honestly..the first night after a long flight all I wanted to do was sleep.

Shower, brush teeth, sleep, and leave the suitcase on the floor. The floor. 

[greekmom]

Just now, Angry Moldovan2 said:

I just realised that we haven’t been subjected to the widow and her sessy gigalo

or Tyrall and his catfish

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Statler’s a stage 5 clinger. When (not if) this relationship goes into the toilet, the girlfriend will be thanking her lucky stars there’s an ocean between them. 

 

I think all the confident sex talk is bullshit. She is as insecure as they come.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Is Statler sure she's over her sexed?  doesn't seem like it. Please don't let her be another Amanda, the one on there now is more than enough.

FTFY

Edited July 10, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[AR Traveler]

Christian already has the "Oh No, what have I done?" look.  He wants to turn right around and go home.  Not fond of Cleo right now, but that's low.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, magemaud said:

Let’s have sex at Stonehenge! 

Let’s have sex outside Buckingham Palace

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

i seriously wonder if Statler or Stadler or whatever is the the name that her parents gave her, or one that she chose because it sounds like a brand of boots or hats or something edgy like that. 

If her given name is Statler I will eat my crown, since I am the Queen of Romania. I'm sure she's a nice normal Kelsey or Jennifer or Rachel. 

[greekmom]

Just now, Angry Moldovan2 said:

Let’s have sex outside Buckingham Palace

inside those little black boxes were the guards are.

[sainte-chapelle]

It’s nice to see a normal person showcased on an exercise platform. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

or Tyrall and his catfish

you mean his girl, Williams? 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Angry Moldovan2 said:

Let’s have sex outside Buckingham Palace

Let's have sex on a bed full of fish and chips!

[greekmom]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

you mean his girl, Williams? 

Willamina

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

I've heard that A & K are divorced, and they aren't talking about it for the show.  I think there was a picture of Michael in the U.S. for the filming, maybe they dumped the spouse visa and had another kind for the filming?  

I had heard that the photos of him turned out to be still taken in Nigeria. 

[AR Traveler]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I think all the confident sex talk is bullshit. She is as insecure as they come.

I think she's the equivalent of a teenage boy who's all hat and no cattle, and a ball of insecurity.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

David, I used to help process and butcher cattle that we raised in our back field. It’s called food.

[greekmom]

I guess David hasn't been to a Farmer's market before. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

Oh NO! Things in another country are DIFFERENT than they are at home! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go, folks. Filthy, primitive streets, skinny, feral animals, AND weird food! Its Sharp's racist trifecta!

[greekmom]

And David isn't open to new experiences either.

He should have found a gal state side.

[charmed1]

The pork rinds lady’s face is all of ours.

[sainte-chapelle]

Salted cod is a fairly popular dish David

[Mrs. Landingham]

Just now, charmed1 said:

The pork rinds lady’s face is all of ours.

Right? Sis was judging HARD. Kudos, ma’am.

[Gobi]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Salted cod is a fairly popular dish David

As are pork rinds.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

David, I used to help process and butcher cattle that we raised in our back field. It’s called food.

I live in hunting country, and I can't take fur and hooves and eyes and nostrils!! Meat grows in little white styrofoam trays. Do not wise me up. 

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan2 said:

Let’s have sex outside Buckingham Palace

Why not inside? In the throne room! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

This takes the translator app to a whole nother level.

[greekmom]

I would love to know why David and his ex broke up.

[sainte-chapelle]

David…you asked her first…you opened the door

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I guess David hasn't been to a Farmer's market before. 

There are no eyes at my farmer's market!! None! Not one! 

I thought I was Superwoman because I enjoy sardines WITH the tails on. 

[Angry Moldovan2]

Ooooohhhhh sex at Big Ben!

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Why not inside? In the throne room! 

On Camilla's lap!

[greekmom]

Just now, Angry Moldovan2 said:

Ooooohhhhh sex at Big Ben!

In the London eye

[Eldemarge]

This sounds super shallow, but we already know we don't like Christian, so I'm going to say it:  The stark color difference between his head hair and his face hair really, really bugs me.  

[Mrs. Landingham]

Fuck off, Christian. Driver guy is fed up with his rude shit already. This guy is cringe and I hate him.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Salted cod is a fairly popular dish David

I was on the bus, reading Mark Kurlansky's book "Cod", and the guy sitting next to me asked me what I was reading--he saw the word "bacalao" and was curious, explaining that he was Spanish and that bacalao was a common dish in his culture. Salted cod is enjoyed all over the world! Its hardly exotic or weird.

[greekmom]

FUCK YOU - That accent is NOT Canadian.

Signed a very annoyed and offended Canadian.