90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Drogo]

Since Julio is definitely the type to be reading along—- 

FUCK JULIO 

[Doublemint]

Just now, Drogo said:

But the old man has to tell them something about his past. 

He must have a love child - twitney's long lost Sister (or Brother).

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Yea don't let one year turn into two.

And Kirsten is a mere 24 years old, isn’t she? Just a child!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Darcey drunk crawling around the bushes….more innocent times

I will die laughing if Kirsten tells Julio to "work on yourself babe". 

[Suzywriter]

Think there will be enough ads for me to slice some melon? 

[Drogo]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Think there will be enough ads for me to slice some melon? 

I can assure you nothing important will happen. 

[Shelbie]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Think there will be enough ads for me to slice some melon? 

Probably enough ads to slice 10 melons.

[Gobi]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Darcey drunk crawling around the bushes….more innocent times

They say that when the moon and stars are properly aligned, you can hear the cry of "You never loved me!" echoing over the polder.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Slicing melon will be more interesting.

[sainte-chapelle]

Julio plans to drag her along until she does the dumping. That way he gets to be the victim.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh look. Armando’s parents are joining him and Hannah on the boat.

[Drogo]

Armando, please don’t take this little girl so far from her grandma. 

[kacesq]

When did Armando lose a child?

[Doublemint]

Why are they talking about this in front of Hanna!  Just no!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Kenny's been on for three minutes so of course he's crying already. Does he EVER dry up? 

[Gobi]

Did we hear this about losing kids before?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, kacesq said:

When did Armando lose a child?

I think his Ex wife was pregnant when she died

[LEILANI2]

I'm an asshole I know, but all this crying is killing the snark vibe.

[judylo]

I dunno, I still like Kenny, and I think that he and Armando are one of the few success stories.

[OneGuy]

Because you think first and foremost about yourself Kenny.

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, Drogo said:

I can assure you nothing important will happen. 

I came back to Kenny and Armando trying to outselfish each other while crying. 

[Bees52]

Guess I forgot they met up on a site for fathers who lost children. 😔

[Shelbie]

Kenny has raised 4 children and I completely understand why he doesn’t want to go to another infant. He’s done his time in the trenches of parenthood.

[Gobi]

"Get out of my house that you pay for!"

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Guess I forgot they met up on a site for fathers who lost children. 😔

I thought it was a site for gay fathers.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Because you think first and foremost about yourself Kenny.

Looks like Kenny had some neck work done. 

[Pepper Mostly]

These two need to break up. They have different life goals and expectations. Kenny wants to go full metal old man, play golf, wear cardigans and Birkenstocks, have coffee with other old guys and if he's feeling really wild go take in a movie after 7 PM. Armando is a young man with a young daughter. He'll be going to school plays and doing social events with other young parents. Plus Kenny is so selfish and self centered he can't think of anyone else's needs but his. Go back to Florida, Kenny. Lap up the never ending attention of your whiny, needy adult children. Admit that you have nothing to bring to a relationship. 

[OneGuy]

Well, I can see Gino and Jasmine have grown closer together in the time I've been away.  Very encouraging.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kenny, there will never be the perfect time and you’re just getting older every day you put off making a decision. At least that was my self-talk when I adopted my dog. No regrets.

[sainte-chapelle]

I’m laughing so hard at Gino saying ´You’re trash!’ And Jasmine screaming with her 90s hair clips

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Guess I forgot they met up on a site for fathers who lost children. 😔

I didn't know that Armando's wife was 8 months pregnant when she died! Gadzooks, that's horrible! I wonder how her family is doing. 
How old was Hannah? 

[LEILANI2]

What is the deal with this TEMU Angelina Jolie.  Does she have children, she's a damn near 50 year old woman.  All this drama isn't necessary.

[sainte-chapelle]

I’m still laughing about Gino…what is wrong with me 🤣

[Auntie Anxiety]

Holly didn’t read the memo. Wayne’s finances are shit.

[LEILANI2]

This was talked about alot during their season on Reddit.

https://screenrant.com/90-day-fiance-armando-confusion-ex-wife-death/

[Pepper Mostly]

Mama Holly looks ROUGH. She's seen some shit. 

[Gobi]

Good to see Vampira eschewing the prostitute look.

[Shelbie]

Hollys dress is bizarre.

[kacesq]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

What is the deal with this TEMU Angelina Jolie.  Does she have children, she's a damn near 50 year old woman.  All this drama isn't necessary.

Temu Angelina Jolie…this is top tier snark! Kudos!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Holly didn’t read the memo. Wayne’s finances are shit.

At least he didn’t paint a garage at the last minute for mom to sleep in à la Ronald 

[Doublemint]

Just now, Shelbie said:

Hollys dress is bizarre.

What else is new?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Could Holly graduate from common streetwalker look to the next level: Trollop.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Shelbie said:

Holly's dress is bizarre.

Another perspective.

[Suzywriter]

TLC keeps playing A&E ads for Hoarders...but no new episodes have been released! Waaaaah!

What are you on, Holly? She moves and talks like she's jonesing all of the time. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

Hollys dress is bizarre.

FTFY

Ninja'd by @OneGuy!

Edited August 22, 2023 by Gobi

[sainte-chapelle]

What does he do for a living?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

What does he do for a living?

Isn’t he a plumber or electrician?

Never invest in something you know nothing about. 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Mama Holly looks ROUGH. She's seen some shit. 

And done some shit. 

I am beginning to use the word *that* when speaking of Holly. Like when did she last wash *that* hair? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Crypto…Jesus take the wheel. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Umm, Holly, I didnt hear you say that you gave up your car. Sit down.