90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[sagittarius sue]

Rude not to speak a common language with the group.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh shit he was sleeping with her when she was married?!?! 

[Hotel Snarker]

Why would you bring your current beau to meet the guy you are secretly sleeping with?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Cacua said Jesse looks like a delicate kid! Truth! 🤣

The fact checkers agree with you. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Here's Jenifffer, wearing the latest in hookerwear.

Looks like a House of Eleven exclusive!

[SunnyBeBe]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Why would you bring your current beau to meet the guy you are secretly sleeping with?

Contrived drama.  The producers have it in their mind that stuff like that is just hilarious.  😩

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t like Jesse but this dinner is very rude, I’d be tempted to get up and leave.

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

Rude not to speak a common language with the group.

Hated when the Chinese coworkers all spoke the language around others. Speak English and then switch when the coworkers aren't around. We have no idea what you are saying and it could be bad stuff about us.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Looks like a House of Eleven exclusive!

Jesse has to feel bereft missing out on that fashion show.

[goofygirl]

Jenifffffffffffer thought it would be a fun night if Jesse has a problem with the food again.  You KNOW they don't have RED WINE in Columbia, right?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Contrived drama.  The producers have it in their mind that stuff like that is just hilarious.  😩

They really need to reach out to us. We’d set them straight and then some.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I don’t like Jesse but this dinner is very rude, I’d be tempted to get up and leave.

Or speak up and say, I think it's great you folks are chatting, but I'm the only one here who doesn't have a full comprehension of Spanish and I feel left out of the conversation. At least translate what was said.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Or speak up and say, I think it's great you folks are chatting, but I'm the only one here who doesn't have a full comprehension of Spanish and I feel left out of the conversation. At least translate what was said.

No one is stopping him from downloading the translator app. 🤣🤣

[Hotel Snarker]

Jesse and Jennifer think they are the sexiest people on the planet. In truth, neither of them are remotely attractive.

[Pepper Mostly]

8 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

If Coyote is a gold digger…I just want to state here that I wouldn’t be with Pred for ANY amount of money. 

Its a well worn Sharp trope. "a poor person from a developing country should fall to the ground with gratitude that a savior from the USA will rescue them and bring them to the gold paved streets of America". We see it time and time again. Rose handed Ed his walking papers, Ximena handed Mike his, Natalie got away from that creep Mike, and they are reviled. It's sickening. 

[Frozendiva]

Red colour is expensive and high maintenance.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Deb fancies herself to be a cougar. Ummm, okay.

[Gobi]

Debbie is meeting Jake from State Farm.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Fuck. I’m going to get an endless ear-piercing storm warning alert in 3......2......1

[sainte-chapelle]

So this guy is 10 years younger? 

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Contrived drama.  The producers have it in their mind that stuff like that is just hilarious.  😩

Because you're a narcissist.

[Bees52]

So, how many days does it take to make Debbie over...wiithout surgery?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for fucks sake. "Do you know what his intentions are"? Are we in a Victorian novel now?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Deb: I don’t look like the same person.

Me: Sadly, you still are.

[Pepper Mostly]

Debbie should have gone blonde. 

Debbie's a naughty school girl! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oy vey, that’s her date? He really went all out.

[My Girls]

She ruined that cute hairstyle with a headband?

[OneGuy]

I'm far from a fashion expert but man, does Debbie look ridiculous.

[sainte-chapelle]

Unpopular opinion but I like her hair colour. 

[Mindthinkr]

The poor guy who face timed with her is barely going to recognize her. 

[Gobi]

Jake looks stoned. Can't say I blame him.

[Pepper Mostly]

This Jay is certainly a raconteur. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I like Debbie’s friend. She’s funny.

[goofygirl]

I think Debbie looks fantastic!!  UNTIL she put those silly white boots on again!!!   Plus, sister; LOSE THE HEADBAND!!! Screwed it ALL UP Debs!

Edited April 12, 2022 by goofygirl

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Debbie should have gone blonde away. 

FTFY.

[sainte-chapelle]

Good lord she dressed up for that slack jawed slob?

[Hotel Snarker]

Debbie is ready to party and bring the 70s back tonight. She got her condoms and her little baggie of cocaine in her purse.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s have a bake sale and raise money to buy Debbie a new mirror. There is no excuse for her outfit. Not even a plausible explanation.

Edited April 12, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

I'm far from a fashion expert but man, does Debbie look ridiculous.

The hair looks nice but she still looks her age, and that schoolgirl look is ridiculous.  We're a long way from the 1960s.

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, sagittarius sue said:

The hair looks nice but she still looks her age, and that schoolgirl look is ridiculous.  We're a long way from the 1960s.

She thinks she’s Twiggy. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Debbie, the disco called. They don’t want you back.

[Mrs. Landingham]

I forgot this was on tonight! I’ve just made it. Big Ped(o) and “Coyote”. I just cannot with this vile wee turnip. 

[goofygirl]

Gunfight at a restaurant in 3..2..1...

[Bees52]

Wow- I feel a little bad for Debbie. All that time at the spa, the salon, in make up and in a skirt, just to get a, "I didn't recognize ya!" from her date. Oh boy....

[SunnyBeBe]

Regardless, Debb looked good enough to get some kind of compliment….you dressed up, you smell nice,……something. She looked better than her date.  There has to be a nice man somewhere nearby to date her.  

[My Girls]

Yikes!  Eyebrow alert!!

[OneGuy]

"Look Mom!  I can do a cannonball!"

[Hotel Snarker]

Ed pulls a George Costanza and knocks everyone over fleeing the restaurant.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ooooh, Mom needs to lighten up on the eyebrow filler.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ed's mother is just tucking into the pastelitos like gangbusters. You go, Mama Ed. 

Edited April 12, 2022 by Pepper Mostly