90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Hotel Snarker]

Jesus, I can’t believe I used to find Jesse attractive.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Okay. It’s only been two minutes and I’ve heard enough “babe” to last me for a week.

[OneGuy]

"So good baby."  "What are you feeling baby?"  Blech.

[sainte-chapelle]

Can we skip these famewhores?

[Gobi]

"I think we're soulmates. Or maybe we're both just douche bags, I'm not sure which."

[Pepper Mostly]

Jeniffffffer has a secret. I am clutching my pearls so hard right now. 

 

Jesse could snap Cacua like a toothpick. 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Jeniffer, not everyone likes extreme sports or activities. 

Right? She seems to be all about toxic masculinity 

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Jeniffffffer has a secret. I am clutching my pearls so hard right now. 

 

You must use those pearls for bingo chips.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

"I think we're soulmates soulless. Or maybe we're both just douche bags, I'm not sure which."

FTFY

[Mindthinkr]

Of course when I tune in Jesse is on my screen 😂

Hello everyone 😊

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesse is so overwhelmed with emotion he almost had an expression on his face that wasn't smug, fatuous self-satisfaction. 

[Frozendiva]

It is rare to find someone who says I love you back within 3 days of meeting.

[OneGuy]

Jesse feels a love connection.  It's amazing how quickly they identify this. 

[goofygirl]

Poor old Jesse.  He's in competition with a WHOLE OTHER MAN NOT ON THE SHOW!  And Jeniffffffffer is  showing us who she really is, isn't she?

 

I  hope that Teddy and BigEd's Mom aren't there at the place where the shootout occurs!

Edited April 12, 2022 by goofygirl

[Gobi]

So, Cuckua is going to meet Jesse. Then he gets to watch them have hot monkey sex from the corner.

Edited April 12, 2022 by Gobi

[Hotel Snarker]

Jesse is the modern equivalent of a fop/dandy so I'm genuinely perplexed by her attraction to him since she's so hellbent on a traditionally "masculine" man...

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Right? She seems to be all about toxic masculinity 

Or just daring the guy to do something extreme and thrill based to make her happy. Do it yourself.

[sagittarius sue]

9 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Syngin’s perfect date is a mug of beer.

Refilled endlessly.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Jesse feels a love connection.  It's amazing how quickly they identify this. 

Well, he IS a life coach, so he knows such things.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Right? She seems to be all about toxic masculinity 

EVERYONE on this mess of a show is all about toxic masculinity. I mean, I just saw the tail end of Pillow Talk and everyone was shocked--shocked! when Natalie slapped that creep Johnny. Who totally deserved it and had it coming. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

So, Cuckua is going to meet Jesse. Then he gets to watch them have hot monkey sex from the corner."

No barf button.

[Gobi]

Just now, sagittarius sue said:

Refilled endlessly.

He was so disappointed the first time he went to a "bottomless" bar.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

So, Cuckua Cuckoo is going to meet Jesse. Then he gets to watch them have hot monkey sex from the corner.

FTFY

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

So, Cuckua is going to meet Jesse. Then he gets to watch them have hot monkey sex from the corner.

Heh, unless I miss my guess, Cacua would far rather have hot monkey sex with Jesse. 

Guys, I'm concerned. We're 15 minutes in and still haven't seen Jesse naked. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Jesse is the modern equivalent of a fop/dandy so I'm genuinely perplexed by her attraction to him since she's so hellbent on a traditionally "masculine" man...

You forgot “pencil-necked”

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Or just daring the guy to do something extreme and thrill based to make her happy. Do it yourself.

Yea just some stuff she said last season raised my eyebrow’s a bit….real men are more forceful with women and aggressive etc…but again she chose Jesse so point taken 😂 

[magemaud]

Jesse is hiding his receding hairline with forward combed bangs like he just stepped out of a Biblical epic.   

[Hotel Snarker]

Is there a couple more annoying than Jesse and Jennifer?

[Auntie Anxiety]

You guys are killing it. A++ I’m laughing my ass off.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Yea just some stuff she said last season raised my eyebrow’s a bit….real men are more forceful with women and aggressive etc…but again she chose Jesse so point taken 😂 

If I have a fear of heights, doing that is a 'no'.

[OneGuy]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Heh, unless I miss my guess, Cacua would far rather have hot monkey sex with Jesse. 

Guys, I'm concerned. We're 15 minutes in and still haven't seen Jesse naked. 

Don't worry.  A crossover between Single Life and Naked and Afraid is coming.

[sainte-chapelle]

I dunno guys the upcoming Ukraine episode feels exploitative…

[Bees52]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Jesse is the modern equivalent of a fop/dandy so I'm genuinely perplexed by her attraction to him since she's so hellbent on a traditionally "masculine" man...

Maybe he's the only 90 Day male who jumped into her DM's and/or made commentson her SM?

 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Is there a couple more annoying than Jesse and Jennifer?

No. No, there isn't.

[Mindthinkr]

Debbie is getting a makeover. She should have just gone to circus school. Vegas has places where you can learn to be a clown. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did Debbie get her facial cysts removed? Was that part of the makeover (along with the unattractive black tights and white booties)?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Don't worry.  A crossover between Single Life and Naked and Afraid is coming.

I'll only watch if Ed goes on. Because I want to see him scream like a five year old over the spiders and snakes. 

Are they going to the ax throwing bar after this? 

Debbie was really cute when she was young. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m saying right here and now, there is now way I will EVER get Botox.

[goofygirl]

Oh Debbie, Debbie, Debbie.  You only lose your confidence if having a "man" in your life is the most important thing on your list.

She's going cryo.  Oy vey!!  What else?BOTOX???

I bet she's dying her hair red and everything!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Vanessa brings Deb to Forever 16.

[Bees52]

I know that sauna was extremely cold, but it looked like they were boiling Debbie in a pot.

[Hotel Snarker]

If you say you're getting a makeover for yourself and not for somebody else, 7 times outta 10 you're lying to yourself.

[Frozendiva]

The skirt is a little short.

[sagittarius sue]

Debbie color and style your hair.  Definitely would have a greater impact than the botox!

[Tuneful]

Ahahahahaah! Jeniffer shut him down. 

The only other narcissist I can think of who gets this kind of thrill out of hearing himself ramble on in New Age platitudes...is Pastor Benzo. Jesse cannot BELIEVE the lady is calm and composed and says only, "Can we go?" 

I don't think she's as into it as he is (maybe she's counting the days until he leaves, comparing him to the other guy she's dating). I wouldn't have had the nerve, I would've said SOMETHING...even "That's sweet! I'm enjoying dating you and to see where it goes."

  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Debbie in hot pants? Ummm, what the fuck? And they are telling her she looks good. What am I missing?

[goofygirl]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I dunno guys the upcoming Ukraine episode feels exploitative…

Especially if we have to hear from old Lana who didn't want a THING to do with big Dave.  I can take it from Yara and even Nutalee.  Just not Lana.

[OneGuy]

Now Debbie will surely find love!

[Pepper Mostly]

Not gonna lie, the Botox has improved her appearance. But now she's going the full mutton dressed as lamb route, which will end in tears. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Nooooooo way too young. I’m in my 40s and wouldn’t wear that