90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

How long has it taken Syngin to realize that Tania was trying to change him into someone he’d never recognize? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Syngin needs Tania to buy him a gym membership.

[Gobi]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Unlike Patrick, I don't think Syngin could bench 90 pounds.

He can pound down the beers, though.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

You know, I could have gone to my grave cheerfully without knowing the state of Sinjin's balls. 

That will never happen if TLC has anything to say about it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Better go spray some more Axe on, Sinjin. 

Jesus, he's acting like he's been living in exile in a cave somewhere for 20 years. You were married, not in solitary confinement. 

[Gobi]

He has very loud sex, mostly due to the vomiting.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Somehow, Syngin got a dad bod without being a dad. 

[Pepper Mostly]

So, judging by that lovely view we got of Sinjin's capacious gut, the crew hates him, right? 

[charmed1]

Yuck. If you’re sweaty fresh out of the shower then you need to put on an undershirt, Dr. Funkenstein, King of the funk. 

Edited May 17, 2022 by charmed1

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Better go spray some more Axe on, Sinjin. 

Jesus, he's acting like he's been living in exile in a cave somewhere for 20 years. You were married, not in solitary confinement. 

Maybe that She Shed messed him up.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

He has very loud sex, mostly due to the vomiting.

DEAD

Seriously, I just laughed out loud. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ed is as needy as fuck. What a turn off.

[Frozendiva]

Ed, you came across too strong for Kaory, and most women. One is not caveman who takes the club and clonks the woman and drags her back to his cave.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh great, Ed's going to be six beers in before he even steps one hoof on the boat. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m old enough to remember the days before everyone had a smart phone attached to their palm.

[My Girls]

Holy shit, she did ghost him!  lol

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

He has very loud sex, mostly due to the vomiting.

And that’s just the people next door!

[Pepper Mostly]

And Jesus fuck, Ed. You've been on what, two dates? What do you have to "work out"?? He is exhausting. 

[sagittarius sue]

Hooray, she ghosted him!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha Ed gets ghosted. I could watch that all day. And now for a romantic cruise with his mother.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Chloe Dog said:

Holy shit, she did ghost him!  lol

A dream come true. I do believe in fairies, I do! 

[OneGuy]

Why in the world would Kaori not just marry the poor guy?

[Hotel Snarker]

Ed has been on two and a half dates, one involving a shooting, and he's now demanding an honest commitment.

[Gobi]

Pred's sadness warms the cockles of my heart.

[Bees52]

Wow...  Egg just has no patience.

And that's why Kaory dipped, his lack of patience. He doesn't want to date, just get married.

[sagittarius sue]

Pred deserves it.  She told him to take it slow, and he refused.  Good for her!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ed’s mother has the thankless task of telling Ed that it’s not him, it’s every woman he’s ever met.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ed is such an idiot. "I'm getting older. Its a race against time to find The One!" 

[Frozendiva]

Ed, what you want - i.e. love 'now' doesn't happen. Hope Liz watches this show and sees who Ed is/was.

Edited May 17, 2022 by Frozendiva

[Hotel Snarker]

When you end up dating your mom, you may wanna try a new mode of operation.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Pred's sadness warms the cockles of my heart.

Right? I just feel a lovely warm contentment all over. 

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ed is such an idiot. "I'm getting older. Its a race against time to find The One!" 

He has only weeks left.  He's already in his 50s.

[Hotel Snarker]

Hopefully Coyote is done with him.

[My Girls]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ed’s mother has the thankless task of telling Ed that it’s not him, it’s every woman he’s ever met.

I'm sure she's got that song and dance perfectly choreographed by now.

[Gobi]

Where does TLC get its show ideas, the Journal of Psychiatric Disorders?

[Auntie Anxiety]

OMG, the Merrifields on Seeking Sister Wife? He’s one of the biggest assholes ever. But God told him to get a second wife. And his “first” wife was a stupid, stupid desperate woman who allowed herself to be treated like a doormat. I hope polygamy is everything they hoped it would be.

Edited May 17, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Hotel Snarker]

Jessiffer is an insufferable couple. But I do love his shady ass calling Cacua “Caca.”

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

Where does TLC get its show ideas, the Journal of Psychiatric Disorders?

From the front pages of every newspaper in the country.

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Hopefully Coyote is done with him.

I hoping against hope, that so is this show. No more adventures of Big Egg trying to convince a woman to instantly love him. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

He has only weeks left.  He's already in his 50s.

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. I suppose its very brave of him to ceaselessly pursue True Love for the weeks remaining to him. 

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

OMG, the Merrifields on Seeking Sister Wife? He’s the one of the biggest assholes ever. And his “first” wife was a stupid, stupid desperate woman.

And apparently Garrick wants even more sister wives in his stable. Getting tired of his espicey Latina Roberta already? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

“Is this the beginning of the end?”

I certainly hope so.

[charmed1]

6 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

He has only weeks left.  He's already in his 50s.

His biological egg timer is ticking!

[goofygirl]

Welp Egg....  Maybe you need to try and fix things with Liz.  She AT LEAST kinda liked you.  Coyote has had enough of your bullshit.

Good Gawd Jesse....  You have to CARRY Jeniffffffffffffffer to your date??  Blech.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jesse thinks he’s so smooth. 🤮🤮

[OneGuy]

Jesse really does think his inanity is profound, doesn't he?

[Pepper Mostly]

"I set up a romantic dinner and I hope we will have a good time". DUN DUN DUN. A sentence like that is always the kiss of death on this show. 

[Frozendiva]

Jesse, the only person you love is you. Same for Jeniffer.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Jesse really does think his inanity is profound, doesn't he?

He's deep. He should get a job writing fortune cookies.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh look, Cacua is entering stage left.

[Pepper Mostly]

If you want to know what Cacua is thinking, why not ask him? 

Hahahahaha, I kill me. As if.