90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[sainte-chapelle]

Good lord all these oversexed attention whores

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Right? The steak looked medium rare to me. Which is how it is served traditionally. Again, a traveller or foodie would know this.

I like mine medium well done. Well, pink. Got turned off red meat in Rio when the barbecue restaurant served increasingly raw meat.

[My Girls]

I can't remember, did they have tattooed rings?

[Gobi]

A self-love video. Keep it klassy, Stef.

[Tuneful]

Jesse's such a prissy little princess and snob. What an impression to make on a first date. If you don't like the food or drink and you don't feel comfortable, keep cool and order something else or say thank you but we cannot eat here after all, and go somewhere else. Laugh it off. 

I find Jeniffer unwatchable, I don't know why. Plastic surgery? Too many teeth (Miss Jovi)? Anorexic?    

Edited March 29, 2022 by Tuneful

[Frozendiva]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Good lord all these oversexed attention whores

Steph, you probably have some nice expensive toys to play with. A special bath? Puh-leeeeeeze.

[Suzywriter]

11 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hey peeps! I am here, grubby but unbowed. Turns out our plumbing problem requires special parts that have to be ordered, and its not going to be fixed till WEDNESDAY. And will cost $1450! 

You are a trouper.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Because it can’t be said enough, Jesse is the douchiest douchebag that ever douched.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I like mine medium well done. Well, pink. Got turned off red meat in Rio when the barbecue restaurant served increasingly raw meat.

I used to eat mine medium well. I now eat med rare. I remember in Paris unless I specifically asked for it to be more well done that was how it was served.  

[Mindthinkr]

Way #1 to turn a man off….show him your kitty pictures first thing. Well unless it’s your pussy. Then you might have his interest. 

[Welshman in Ca]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Steph, you probably have some nice expensive toys to play with. A special bath? Puh-leeeeeeze.

She seems to have a thing about baths lately, oh & self love. Not watching live as I've seen it on D+.

[Gobi]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sophisticated world traveller Jesse acts like Jethro Bodine in a restaurant. 

"Well, golly, garcone! Mah possum is nahr raw!"

Edited March 29, 2022 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

I can't remember, did they have tattooed rings?

They had the symbol for the astrological sign Sagittarius tattooed onto their ring fingers. Neither one of them is a Sagittarius

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

A self-love video. Keep it klassy, Stef.

So, she's going to film herself masturbating, right? 

1 minute ago, Tuneful said:

I find Jeniffer unwatchable, I don't know why. Plastic surgery? Too many teeth? Anorexic?    

Yes.

[Suzywriter]

On my phone and already in bed, but couldn't resist the fun, at least for a bit.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I used to eat mine medium well. I now eat med rare. I remember in Paris unless I specifically asked for it to be more well done that was how it was served.  

In Rio, the beef or what I thought was maybe horse, was bleeding all over my plate. I couldn't do it as it got to be raw.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

Way #1 to turn a man off….show him your kitty pictures first thing. Well unless it’s your pussy. Then you might have his interest. 

Still, not for long.

[goofygirl]

I had to laugh at Jesse's weird outfit for this "date" and also the fact that apparently, there is NO MERLOT in Columbia!  What the hell??

I think we're going to find that there is no connection whatsoever between those two and Tim was just the first in a long line of people Jenifffffffer finds "boring".

Stephanie is just nasty.  She thinks she's real cute and I'm sure the people who buy her farts think she's adorable.  I find her disgusting.

Debbie and her blind date are a hoot.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ugh. Get over yourself, Staphanie.

[Bees52]

Hi all! Was a little late but just in time to see  Jesse and  Jeniffer at the restaurant. Can't take his picky behind anywhere.

Also, the only time Tania has ever been silent is when it's time to tell her family she and Singyn are divorcing.

 I wish I cared about Stephanie and her romantic/sexual growth, but nope, not going to happen.

Edited March 29, 2022 by Bees52

[sainte-chapelle]

Stef looks like a linebacker in that lingerie 

[Suzywriter]

Sex coach.

Girl, you are so useless.

[Welshman in Ca]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ugh. Get over yourself, Staphanie.

 

Would make a change from getting in herself & broadcasting it.

[Frozendiva]

Stepanka, how do you find anyone who wants to spend time with you?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Sex coach.

Girl, you are so useless.

Sex coach is code for my OnlyFans channel

[OneGuy]

Nice parking job Steph.

[Gobi]

"Is she bisexual? Is she bi-curious? Is she bipedal?"

[Pepper Mostly]

Stephanie is still flogging the fanciful little fiction that she's bi? Points to her for sticking to her story. 

 

[kacesq]

Was that a painting of Coltee on the wall???

[Auntie Anxiety]

I miss Deb’s fashionable flannel shirts.

Colt, it’s your new step-father!

[Hotel Snarker]

Steph has a 'sex coach'? Of course she does.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Stef looks like a linebacker in that lingerie 

And still so vapid.

Losing my celebacy?  That's called ending a dry spell.

[kacesq]

Colt and his mom have the same shape...

[OneGuy]

I need subtitles when Deb speaks.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

"Is she bisexual? Is she bi-curious? Is she bipedal?"

Is she bionic? Is she a bivalve? 

[Gobi]

I have no mouth and I must vomit.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Is she bisexual? Is she bi-curious? Is she bipedal?"

Baybee, bye bye bye.

[sainte-chapelle]

Colt’s boobs are back

[Hotel Snarker]

Steph really needs to stop trying so hard. Every other word out of her mouth is sex and about losing celibacy and more sex. Done a complete 180 to a complete attention whore. Clearly she must know sex sells but JESUS CHRIST, be a little subtle at how hard your trying to sell yourself.

[Pepper Mostly]

Lucky Deb's date, gets to stand awkwardly on the piazza while getting scrutinized by Colt. 

Oh, Deb's a truly witty and engaging conversationalist! "Um, I have cats". Poetry. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Dude took one look at Deb and Colt and immediately lost interest 

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Is she bionic? Is she a bivalve? 

Is she bipartisan? Bilingual? Bifurcated? Biannual?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Edward, the word you are looking for is “dowdy.”

Ack, he might end up being a drinker by the end of thee night after dealing with Deb’s constant prattle.

[Frozendiva]

Seems to be Steph's gimmick.

[My Girls]

This guy is such a wet blanket.

[Hotel Snarker]

Don’t bring up the cats. LOL

[sainte-chapelle]

LMAO is 64 oz ok? YEP that is a typical Saturday afternoon for Deb

[goofygirl]

Stephanie needs a LIFE COACH.  Someone to tell her to GET ONE AND GET OFF TEEVEE!!

I think she's a bicycle.

Edited March 29, 2022 by goofygirl

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Stef looks like a linebacker in that lingerie 

The wide shoulders/no hips figure is hard to dress.

[Bees52]

Oh! Natalie and Debbie need to switch dates, at least when it comes to drinking.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Is she bipartisan? Bilingual? Bifurcated? Biannual?

Is she biennial? Is she biweekly?