S23.E01: Season Premiere LIVE CHAT THREAD

[Lady Calypso]

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This is the LIVE CHAT thread. This is where you can post about the season 23 premiere as it airs in the East Coast! This thread will unlock a few minutes before the episode airs and will lock as soon as the episode ends, where you can take post-episode discussions to the episode thread. 

 

[Lady Calypso]

Well, here we go!

[Dewey Decimate]

Against my better judgment, I am very excited.

https://gfycat.com/faroffunacceptableborzoi

[Lamb18]

Hello Julie! I missed you!

[leocadia]

Aw...Julie's first word bobble!  It's great to be back!

 

[Lady Calypso]

I still hate that the gym is right next to the bathrooms, but also, at least the stank is contained to one area so...

[Katesus7]

But first!! Drink!

[Lady Whistleup]

Can't wait for the house to become filthy and ant-infested.

[Lady Calypso]

Oh, so they're dividing the groups who enter by gender.

I mean, considering what happened last season's premiere, I guess it's a good thing.

Frenchie, I'm gonna need to see that notebook before I believe it.

[Maverick]

 "Interfacing with executives"?  You not an android, Commander Data.  Shut the fuck up. 

[Lady Calypso]

Noooo, the first mention of a showmance! 

No, Xavier, I actually like you! 

[Lady Whistleup]

I bet Xavier is bummed to miss the Bucks/Suns finals.

[Katesus7]

I mean, I would never have a notebook, but maybe this board is the same thing? We all know exactly how all these assholes have lost over the years.

Also, hello Xavier!

[NotChristine]

I haven't watched a full season in 3(?) years, let's see if I actually finish this one.

[Lady Calypso]

I hope Travis enters the house first. 

[Lamb18]

Travis- the Tyler wannabe. Looks a little like Malcolm from Survivor.

Derek. He's not that handsome. And he isn't Joe.

Frenchie.  Reminds me of that country guy from BB16, who some thought was a CIA agent.

Xavier seems cool.

[Lady Calypso]

Oh, well Derek entered the house first. He ain't winning this game lol

Oh...we're getting new transitions into DRs.....I'm not sure if I like it yet....

[leocadia]

Just now, Lamb18 said:

Travis- the Tyler wannabe. Looks a little like Malcolm from Survivor.

Lol, My first thought was that he looks like what would happen if Jack and Tyler had a baby.

[Lady Calypso]

Oh, I see the new upstairs area in the backyard! I actually like it!

[Lamb18]

1 minute ago, Katesus7 said:

I mean, I would never have a notebook, but maybe this board is the same thing? We all know exactly how all these assholes have lost over the years.

Also, hello Xavier!

Maybe Frenchie is an actual poster on this forum.

[Katesus7]

Yep. Hate Travis. Luscious locks? Shut up dude bro.

[Lady Whistleup]

So far I like Xavier.

[Callaphera]

I'm either too stoned or not stoned enough to understand this comp.

[Maverick]

 Look, I like country boys.  But I'm not sure what style Beauty School Dropout is going for.  There's just something...not right there. 

[Lamb18]

I don't get this competition..

[Lady Calypso]

Wow, this first batch of men suck at this puzzle lol

[choclatechip45]

Yay Travis didn't win!

[Callaphera]

Ew. Baby Robyn Kass's Dad won the first round.

[Lamb18]

1 minute ago, Maverick said:

 Look, I like country boys.  But I'm not sure what style Beauty School Dropout is going for.  There's just something...not right there. 

Who is Beauty School dropout?

[zorak]

Why did Travis remove his shoes before the start of this comp?  It clearly didn’t help.

[Maverick]

4 minutes ago, Lamb18 said:

I don't get this competition..

 What, you want them to give them something really hard like a 5 piece puzzle of themselves?   Gotta pace things.  

Edited July 8, 2021 by Maverick

[Lamb18]

Congrats Frenchie! I like him second best so far. I like cows, too.

[leocadia]

Just now, zorak said:

Why did Travis remove his shoes before the start of this comp?  It clearly didn’t help.

Angela told him to...wait, wrong season, lol

[Maverick]

1 minute ago, Lamb18 said:

Who is Beauty School dropout?

 Frenchie. 

[Lady Calypso]

Eh to Frenchie winning, but I guess it beats someone like Travis winning so...maybe yay?

[Katesus7]

I think (well, hope) there might have been some throwing going on. So I guess this means two women, two men winners. All right. French is an interesting first win though. At least it wasn’t Travis.

[Callaphera]

This entire forum just decided to say "Fuck Travis and his pretty hair luscious locks" right off the bat, eh?

[Lady Calypso]

Ah, next, our first batch of women!

And right, the fake ass key finding scenes.

[Lamb18]

Travis in profile - he looks stone cold. He looks like a card shark.

Edited July 8, 2021 by Lamb18
Wrong name

[leocadia]

1 minute ago, Maverick said:

3 minutes ago, Lamb18 said:

Who is Beauty School dropout?

 Frenchie. 

Lol, I knew who you meant, but I didn't get the connection until just now.  I clearly need another drink.

[nickp1991]

How many Joe Frazier/boxing puns are we going to see from Derek Frazier?

[Lady Calypso]

Nooo, not another showmance houseguest!

Though Azah and Xavier would be a pretty couple.

[Lady Whistleup]

Omg this karate segment is so fake.

[Callaphera]

I don't trust anyone who starts out with "I'm not just another pretty face".

[Lady Calypso]

Alyssa? Yawn, nothing new in her segment.

[zorak]

If only there was an official “no penis” rule on BB.

[Maverick]

 40+ children?!?!    Al Gore would like to have a talk with your grandparents. 

 These key finding/delivering are some of the worst acting on TV since....the last round of DRs.

[Lady Calypso]

Well, I guess Whitney's for SURE getting in a showmance.

Please don't, Whitney.

[Katesus7]

Whitney has horrible taste in men. Welp, so much for her game

[Callaphera]

🎶 Blinded by the light her teeth 🎶