Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[hookedontv]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

 

I don't like Jessica's hair. That's all I have. 

 

Same. 

[LEILANI2]

This show needs to be 100 episodes minus Brittany and Maurice.

Edited September 4, 2021 by LEILANI2

[Gobi]

Till next time, fellow snarkers. Keep your ankle bracelets and wigs on tight!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S04.E13: Conned Again?

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Shawn fears he's being conned again when Sara drops a bombshell; Lacey makes a shocking discovery on Shane's phone, sending her on a downward spiral; Amber confronts Puppy about her sketchy behavior; Daonte faces Nicolle's mom after their breakup.

Original air date 2021.09.10

[Maybeitsme]

And we're back!❤

[candall]

Everybody ready for the beach picnic . . . . from hell?   🤪

[OoogleEyes]

Hiya folks! I'm making an alcoholic smoothie whilst I brush up on Bonnie and Clyde's story..... Um, John...can you read? Well, you are in for quite the surprise. 

[candall]

Oh, man.  I think this is the fourth time I've seen the Bonnie and Clyde re-enactment.  "I figured we'd get our first professional photos taken as Bonnie and Clyde."

My life really can't be this pathetic.

 

Oh wait, here's the part where it's touch and go whether he's going to make it down on one knee.  

Okay, it's all worth it.

Edited September 11, 2021 by candall

[Maybeitsme]

Kristianna is so sad. And someone is going to hell behind those lashes/ brows 

[shantown]

Had to deal with some real idiots at work this week who weren't nearly as entertaining as these idiots! Let's get the snark started!

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

Kristianna is so sad. And someone is going to hell behind those lashes/ brows 

I would certainly be asking to speak to the false eyelash vendor's manager 

[Gobi]

Tonight, Sara's Big Secret:

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She doesn't love Shawn. Or even like him very much.

 

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Gobi said:

Tonight, Sara's Big Secret:

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She doesn't love Shawn. Or even like him very much.

 

She needs $50,000 STAT

[Pepper Mostly]

9 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Hiya folks! I'm making an alcoholic smoothie whilst I brush up on Bonnie and Clyde's story..... Um, John...can you read? Well, you are in for quite the surprise. 

I laughed and laughed when the photographer said she was looking forward to shooting them today. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@Gobi, I refuse to believe it. This is True Love and I still believe. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Time to put on your newly printed Love After Lockup Live Chat T-shirts, Kids. Game on!

[kacesq]

Good evening my friends!! Had a really bad week so looking forward to all the snark!

[Auntie Anxiety]

How old do you think Sara’s kid is? I’m guessing thats her secret.

[candall]

Geez, Shawn, why don't you just pull over and see if you can crawl down her throat?

This guy gives me hives.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

How old do you think Sara’s kid is? I’m guessing thats her secret.

About a year longer than her prison sentence would be my guess.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, and happy Friday peeps! 

[OoogleEyes]

I'm doing the happy dance in my bed.

Send help.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did I tell you guys that my dishwasher is broken? Luckily the repair man will NOT be finding a plastic torso in it when he comes next week.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Quick clip of my TV boyfriend, Derrick,  "She's giving the cookie to someone else!" 

[kacesq]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I'm doing the happy dance in my bed.

Send help.

We can send Shawn with a vodka smoothie or Amber can roll up on ya...

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve been looking for a dog on Petfinder. Haven’t seen Puppy on it.

[kacesq]

OMG the eyelashes and brows on Puppy...ladies Instagram makeup isn’t for everyone. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Good evening my friends!! Had a really bad week so looking forward to all the snark!

Here's a nice cold martini, or a cosmo, if you prefer. Popcorn's over there. Here, take the comfiest chair. 

1 minute ago, candall said:

Geez, Shawn, why don't you just pull over and see if you can crawl down her throat?

This guy gives me hives.

He is SO gross. Like Big Ed levels of grotesque. 

[WaltersHair]

Puppy with her caterpillar eyelashes. Girl, you knew she was coming

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus Amber, back off. 

[OoogleEyes]

Who amongst us does not wear false eyelashes while kicking back in the middle of the afternoon?

[kacesq]

I thought was the plan was to squeeze that guy for every dime he ever had?

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wow, Puppy is very thin. Must be all that crystal meth.

[shantown]

Puppy is THIRTY-FIVE?! I don't know why that's the most surprising age on this show for me

[candall]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

We can send Shawn with a vodka smoothie or Amber can roll up on ya...

Do you know how a straitjacket works?

[kacesq]

Translation: production asked us to film at the beach

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, shantown said:

Puppy is THIRTY-FIVE?! I don't know why that's the most surprising age on this show for me

I was thinking 25. She looks good for 35.  Not sure how that happened. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Guess they have to stay outside as much as possible because Covid!

[Pepper Mostly]

FOR FUCKS SAKE GET THAT BABY UNDER AN UMBRELLA.

[Gobi]

"Go To the beach? I could be home making MILF videos."

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Here's a nice cold martini, or a cosmo, if you prefer. Popcorn's over there. Here, take the comfiest chair. 

I'm coming over to your house, PepperMostly

[candall]

Beach picnic from hell!

 

This was on the LAL preview last night.  It goes on AND ON.  

Shockingly, Chane represents the voice of reason.

[kacesq]

I love that there’s not a single soul on that beach. Lord.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Chane's hair in the wind really shows his receding hairline. What is it with guys on this show that cannot handle a little wind? 

[candall]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

FOR FUCKS SAKE GET THAT BABY UNDER AN UMBRELLA.

Squirt some sunscreen in her eye!

[OoogleEyes]

I've been to the beach on a windy day and it SUCKS 

[kacesq]

Just now, candall said:

Beach picnic from hell!

 

This was on the LAL preview last night.  It goes on AND ON.  

Shockingly, Chane represents the voice of reason.

Oh God is it most of the episode? Lacey’s nasal voice drives me nuts.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I'm coming over to your house, PepperMostly

Door's always open!

This looks like the worst beach day ever. When they first got there the sun was beating down and now they're all in down parkas. 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Go To the beach? I could be home making MILF videos."

Time is money! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

🚨🚨🚨Phony Storyline Alert

[Pepper Mostly]

Does anyone say "text messages" like that? I say "texts". It just sounds so weird to me. "Did you check his text messages?"