Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, hookedontv said:

Wait-Alla died? 

The info is in her thread. 

[WaltersHair]

which one was Alla Sabotina? Our ladies dropping like flies.

damn

Edited August 14, 2021 by WaltersHair

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

Wait-Alla died? 

Which one was Alla?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Oh NO!  She's wearing the wig with the missing hair plugs up top.  In public!  I thought that was her "home" wig.

That's the world's worst weave.  Blind folks aren't fooled by it. 

[Gobi]

Off to bed, for post-LAL nightmare time.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

My late dad always used to refer to Buicks as "Geezer mobiles". 

Ha. I was just going to say he looks like a Buick guy to me. Like a musty, mid90s burgundy or tan Buick (that got oddly specific…)

[goofygirl]

Next week... finale!  It's been hilarious tonight you guys!! Have a safe weekend! Stay cool!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Alla was the Russian woman dating the super controlling IT guy with the bug eyes, James.  She was a former model with a heroin addiction. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Ha. I was just going to say he looks like a Buick guy to me. Like a musty, mid90s burgundy or tan Buick (that got oddly specific…)

Hahaha, I can picture it! My dad would have pointed at it and cried gleefully "GEEZER!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

My late dad always used to refer to Buicks as "Geezer mobiles".  I bet Stan's a Buick man.

Lincoln Town Cars used to be in second place on the Geezer Mobile List.

[Ladystardust]

Thanks for the Friday night entertainment! 

Edited August 14, 2021 by Ladystardust
Made no sense because I typed the wrong word!

[Pepper Mostly]

@Auntie Anxiety, how are things in your neck of the woods? I think I felt a hint of a cool breeze a minute ago! 

Who's in for the preview? Anyone sticking around? 

[candall]

Next week:  TWO-HOUR FINALE! 

Plan accordingly.

 

 

See you then, snark frens.

[hookedontv]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Who's in for the preview? Anyone sticking around? 

I’m watching and already aggravated! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Poor Lacey, Chane doesn't want to have sex with her three times a day.  Whatever will she do?  

[Auntie Anxiety]

This show always leaves us wanting more. And your snark is brilliant.

See many of you on Sunday. Have a great weekend and hope it’s not too hot where you are. Be well, be strong and live your best life.

[OoogleEyes]

I'm here, but this is following the "90 Day I'm Not Interested in These People Again"  formula 

But, then again, who am I kidding. 

I'll be here for the wonky eyebrows and tragic make up.

Edited August 14, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

@Auntie Anxiety, how are things in your neck of the woods? I think I felt a hint of a cool breeze a minute ago! 

Who's in for the preview? Anyone sticking around? 

When I open up the back door, the whoosh of hot, humid air is like entering a sauna. You?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

OMG Kristianna has tarantulas on her eyes!

[Pepper Mostly]

Is Krisitanna preggers???

[candall]

6 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

That's the world's worst weave.  Blind folks aren't fooled by it. 

Wait, what?  Are you saying those fake, dried out, four foot tresses are woven into her two-inch prison butch cut?  That she now has no choice but to look like that?

Oh, dear.

 

She deserves that free Buick.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kristianna’s drawn-on eyebrows have a mind of their own.

Edited August 14, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

When I open up the back door, the whoosh of hot, humid air is like entering a sauna. You?

Maybe its wishful thinking but I thought I felt a cool breeze. 

I am going bonkers with this heat. 

[hookedontv]

Bonnie and Clyde photo shoot in 3…2…1…

This guy! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Does John not understand how Bonnie and Clyde died? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Those eyebrows will haunt my dreams. 

And Bonnie favored berets. 

[Floatingbison]

He's really into the Bonnie and Clyde narrative, isn't he?

[Pepper Mostly]

It takes John 15 minutes to creakily drop to one knee. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

and Destinie makes a return visit? And asks for money? I think I already saw that movie.

[candall]

Is John standing on a box for the Bonnie & Clyde shoot?  Kristiana usually towers over him.

[Floatingbison]

I'd like to see the Bonnie and Clyde scene of their ambush.  It's in Louisiana somewhere.

[Pepper Mostly]

OK peeps, that's a wrap! See some of you on Sunday. Meanwhile, take care of your wigs and don't get a face tattoo! Stay safe, wear your masks!

[Floatingbison]

Get ready for Sunday.  I'm soooo pumped.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Good night, lovers and locker-uppers!  Until next week. 

[candall]

Everybody please be sure to make it back here next week.  You won't want to miss Daonte's red velvet tux.  Rowrrrrrr.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Thread is open for those doing a rewatch of last week.  The regular episode is extra long tonight.  

[candall]

Party time!

My friendly neighborhood liquor store was out of the tequila I like, so I'm about to open a bottle of George Clooney.  Yeah!   Drink to me only with thine eyes, George--if you're ever inside, I'll put some money on your books.

[OoogleEyes]

*sigh* If you insist, PrincessPurrsALot

[Auntie Anxiety]

I figured I’d hang with you guys while I charge up my ankle bracelet.🔌

[Gobi]

Are you ready for some prostate milking?

That didn't come out right.

Neither did that.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stan needs to bring his toupee in for some upkeep.

[Floatingbison]

Two hours!!!!  I thought you were toying with my emotions, @PrincessPurrsALot, but it's all true!!!! TWO HOURS!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Two hours!!!!  I thought you were toying with my emotions, @PrincessPurrsALot, but it's all true!!!! TWO HOURS!!

You know I love you all.  I wouldn't lie about an extra long episode.  Now will you put money on my books?  Also, I'm getting paroled soon.  Can I parole to your house?  I'll need a car and some clothes and your credit card, and you don't mind if my kids, cousins, and prison girlfriend move in, do you? 

[candall]

I know it's a little bit alarming that Tia has multiple face tattoos and her throat has apparently been slashed, but I swear it's a relief to me to see a plain unadorned face without glitter shadow, eyebrow artistry or tarantula lashes.  Same with her hair--wake up and out the door.

 

Tia:  I yam what I yam.

[OoogleEyes]

Why is this used car salesman even wearing a mask?

[Pepper Mostly]

Hellooooooooooo, my snarky dears! I have a new wig and a brand new pickle suit. Freshly pressed straitjacket, a new face tattoo, and a dental appointment. Lets get ready to rumble!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Close ups of the base of Lisa's weave will give me nightmares.  It looks like an alien is trying to escape her skull.

[Auntie Anxiety]

6 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Two hours!!!!  I thought you were toying with my emotions, @PrincessPurrsALot, but it's all true!!!! TWO HOURS!!

Doesn’t take much to make us happy.

[OoogleEyes]

AND WE'RE OFF! Two blessed hours of consecration 

[Gobi]

It's always the Teddies that suffer the most.