Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Nicole and Brittany: STOP PETTING YOUR HAIR. 

They all treat the hair like it's their pet. I wonder if they name it? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ll be passing on the Marriage Hip Hop Boot Camp. It far surpasses my standards.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

They all treat the hair like it's their pet. I wonder if they name it? 

I bet Stan names his wigs. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

I bet Stan names his wigs. 

DEAD

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Ray's been out a minute.  Time to make demands. 

Although I will give him points for cleaning up.  I don't think we've ever seen a convict clean. 

[goofygirl]

Brittney, call your Daddy.  He's gonna be THRILLED to hear baby girl is dating an ex-con!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

I bet Stan names his wigs. 

I bet Stan had sex with the wigs he bought for Lisa. 

[WaltersHair]

Louis Vuitton makes claws?

[candall]

So far, Ray & Britney's whole story is that she hasn't told her family that Ray's out of prison.  

That's a pretty small detail to hang your whole season on.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daonte should ask for his money back from Nicolle’s hairdresser.

[Gobi]

"She was the one that got away." A rare creature, indeed.

[hookedontv]

Face tattoos. 

[candall]

IT'S TIA!!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Tia is yet another person with unfortunate tattoos. 

[Floatingbison]

Oh my, those tattoos rule out sooo many jobs.

[Pepper Mostly]

"You smell good!"

"That's because I've been scrubbing my ass with good soap!"

[goofygirl]

Oh happy day.  Nicollle is meetin her lesbian lover now.  Let's just run EVERYBODY up the flagpole and see who flies!

Nothing like those face and neck tats!

 

And now we have to face the fact that Lisa may have lied to Stan the Man?? No.  I'm totally flabbergasted.

Edited August 14, 2021 by goofygirl

[Gobi]

What's up with that neck scar?! 

[Floatingbison]

Locking lips before the  appetizer arrives.

[hookedontv]

What is going on with Tia’s neck wound. Did someone take a knife to her? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Tia is more ratchet and broke down than Nicole. Who would have thought that possible?

[OoogleEyes]

What does she have on the front of her neck?

[hookedontv]

Is this Cinemax? 

Porn Hub? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sharp has definitely gone the porn route. I’m shocked, shocked!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

2 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Face tattoos. 

Nothing says I ain't ever getting a real job like a face tattoo.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well I for one am happy to see that Nicole has overcome her anxiety about sex. 

[Floatingbison]

It's like those movies for the repressed Oakies they made in the 50s... Chain Gang Girls

[Gobi]

Qualifications needed to have sex with Nicole:

1. Be anyone other than Daonte.

2. See 1.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well I for one am happy to see that Nicole has overcome her anxiety about sex. 

Her anxiety disappears the second Daonte is gone. 

[Ladystardust]

Noooo. Can Brittany and Marcelino please get off my tv? They do not have enough storyline to be on EVERY SEASON. 

[goofygirl]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Tia is more ratchet and broke down than Nicole. Who would have thought that possible?

I know, right??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nicolle’s been out only a week. She’s an sex overachiever.

[candall]

Was Tia wearing the world's least comfortable bra or was she strapping down her bosom?  That was some very bulky lingerie.

[Floatingbison]

Meanwhile, Daonte checks his dishwasher to make sure he set it on the rinse only cycle because he's in a hurry.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stan is being taken for a ride taking a ride to the car lot.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Stan. "They've got some nice vans".

[Ladystardust]

Yep. Very upscale car lot. 

[Floatingbison]

She test drove a car, and drove it to Illinois?  

[OoogleEyes]

"Action steps" 

She really is a school mistress. No wonder she's okay bossing him around, and he's so submissive 

[Ladystardust]

Why even bother with a mask, dude?

[WaltersHair]

I would have pegged Stan as a Ford Granada kinda guy.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

"You want her to make payments." Stan, clearly, you haven't met Lisa.

[Pepper Mostly]

Stan actually believes that Lisa will make payments. He's almost cute. 

[Floatingbison]

Let's see what they have down at the used Kia car lot?

 

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh Stan. "They've got some nice vans".

If this van's a rockin', don't come a knockin '!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stan’s wig (from the 1939 Hitler Collection) looks rattier than usual. 

[hookedontv]

Wait-Alla died? 

[candall]

Oh NO!  She's wearing the wig with the missing hair plugs up top.  In public!  I thought that was her "home" wig.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh Stan. "They've got some nice vans".

For her to strap Stan down in and milk his prostate.   You're welcome for that vision. 

With exactly what money does Stan think Lisa will make payments on a car?  I have a clue for him, that would be his money. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

I would have pegged Stan as a Ford Granada kinda guy.

My late dad always used to refer to Buicks as "Geezer mobiles".  I bet Stan's a Buick man.

Edited August 14, 2021 by Pepper Mostly