DollEyes June 9, 2021 Share June 9, 2021 This is the thread that's burdened with the glorious purpose of celebrating Loki quotes, such as the one where Loki has to sign the paperwork confirming everything he's ever said: Drone (to Loki): "Please sign here. It's a document of everything you've ever said." Loki: "What?" [Piece of paper comes down, with the word"What?"] Post your picks for the best Loki quotes here. 2 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/
Cobalt Stargazer June 9, 2021 Share June 9, 2021 "You are now moving at one-sixteenth speed, but feeling all that pain in real time." 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6830755
Spartan Girl June 9, 2021 Share June 9, 2021 “It’s been a long day, and I’ve had my fill of idiots in armor telling me what to do.” 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6830794
Cobalt Stargazer June 9, 2021 Share June 9, 2021 (edited) "What's a fish?!" ".....You're kidding, right?" "I spend most of my time behind a desk." Poor Casey. 😛 Edited June 9, 2021 by Cobalt Stargazer 2 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6830854
paigow June 9, 2021 Share June 9, 2021 (edited) Not exactly a quote, but if this was HBO, Loki Cooper winking at the flight attendant would ring the sexytime bell. Edited June 9, 2021 by paigow 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6830881
Spartan Girl June 9, 2021 Share June 9, 2021 Loki: I’m going to burn this place to the ground. Mobius: I’ll show you where my desk is, you can start there. 1 2 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6830974
GHScorpiosRule June 9, 2021 Share June 9, 2021 (edited) Loki's last line, just....makes me insides currrrl up! "I beg your pardon?" when Mobius tells Loki HE is the variant they're chasing. What? Whaaaat? Edited June 9, 2021 by GHScorpiosRule 3 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6831275
bettername2come June 10, 2021 Share June 10, 2021 TVA agent: Please confirm to your knowledge that you are not a fully robotic being, were born an organic creature, and do in fact possess what many cultures would call a soul. Loki: What? "To my knowledge"? Do a lot of people not know if they're robots? TVA agent: Thank you for confirming. Move through. Loki: What if I was a robot and I didn't know it? TVA agent: The machine would melt you from the inside out. Please move along, sir. Loki: Okay, I'm not a robot, so I'll be fine. 8 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6833519
Spartan Girl June 10, 2021 Share June 10, 2021 Judge: Are you guilty or not? Liki: Guilty of being the gif of mischief? Yes. Guilty of finding all this incredibly tedious? Yes. But guilty of crimes against the sacred timeline? Absolutely not, you’ve got the wrong person? Tom’s whole delivery was just *chef’s kiss*. And the there’s this: Steve: On my down to coordinate search and rescue. Loki (imitating him in a dumb robot voice): On my way down to coordinate search and rescue! (himself again) Honestly, how do you keep your food do—? Thor (gags him): Shut. Up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6833614
tv echo June 14, 2021 Share June 14, 2021 (edited) Quotes of the Week: New Amsterdam, Loki, The Bold Type, Manifest and More By Team TVLine / June 13 2021https://tvline.com/lists/new-amsterdam-max-voicemail-message-helen-best-tv-quotes/ Quote LOKI ... “Please confirm to your knowledge that you are not a fully robotic being, were born an organic creature and do, in fact, possess what many cultures would call a soul.” “What? To my knowledge? Do a lot of people not know if they’re robots?” Loki (Tom Hiddleston) is asked some existentially befuddling questions upon arriving at the Time Variance Authority LOKI (Bonus Quote!) ... “You see, I only came into possession of the Tesseract because [the Avengers] traveled through time, no doubt in a last-ditch effort to stave off my ascent to god king.” “That’s quite an accusation.” “Oh, believe me, you can smell the cologne of two Tony Starks.” The Avengers’ resident genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropist might want to be more subtle the next time he bends the time-space continuum Edited June 14, 2021 by tv echo 2 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6839254
KittenPokerCheater June 14, 2021 Share June 14, 2021 To whomever came up with the title of this thread, I salute you and say, "Well played." 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6840201
minamurray78 June 15, 2021 Share June 15, 2021 "Absolutely not! This is fine Asgardian leather." 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6841906
paigow June 16, 2021 Share June 16, 2021 On 6/9/2021 at 11:59 AM, Cobalt Stargazer said: "What's a fish?!" Asgardians do not know the difference between rabbits and raccoons... so Loki might make things worse... 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6842434
Spartan Girl June 16, 2021 Share June 16, 2021 Loki: What do you say…Loki? Lady Loki/Randy: Ugh, don’t call me that. You can call me…Randy. Loki: God, now I understand why Thor found this so annoying. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6842760
TimothyQ June 16, 2021 Share June 16, 2021 Mobius: Why do all the people you can’t trust always say, “Trust me”? Loki: I miss Randy. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6842839
tv echo June 16, 2021 Share June 16, 2021 (edited) Loki: "Where there are wolves’ ears, wolves’ teeth are near." (This is apparently a Viking quote that means the "more attention you pay to your surroundings, the safer you are going to be.") Edited June 16, 2021 by tv echo 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6842892
pezgirl7 June 17, 2021 Share June 17, 2021 Season 1, episode 2: Loki: I'd never stab anyone in the back. That's such a boring form of betrayal. Loki: Be free my horned friends! Be free! 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6844704
SnarkShark June 17, 2021 Share June 17, 2021 I can't wait for Owen Wilson to actually say "Wow", so it can be posted here! Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6844709
Llywela June 17, 2021 Share June 17, 2021 On 6/10/2021 at 11:29 PM, bettername2come said: Loki: Okay, I'm not a robot, so I'll be fine. Leftover trauma from discovering at something like 1500 years old that he is, in fact, a Frost Giant, not an Asgardian, and no one had ever told him... 1 1 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6845597
minamurray78 June 17, 2021 Share June 17, 2021 - Do you have candy on Asgard? - Yeah. Grapes, nuts. - No wonder you´re so bitter. 4 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6846009
tv echo June 21, 2021 Share June 21, 2021 (edited) Quotes of the Week: Batwoman, iCarly, Fear the Walking Dead, Conan and More By Team TVLine / June 20 2021,https://tvline.com/lists/loki-candy-on-asgard-best-tv-quotes/ Quote LOKI ... “What’s that?” “Candy. Do you have candy on Asgard?” “Yeah. Grapes, nuts.” “No wonder you’re so bitter.” Loki (Tom Hiddleston) is mystified by a pack of Kablooie chewing gum Edited June 21, 2021 by tv echo 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6851645
tv echo June 24, 2021 Share June 24, 2021 (edited) From episode 3... Loki (to Lady Loki): "You're trying to enchant me? It won't work... My mind is too strong." Lady Loki: "Don't call me 'Variant.'" Loki: "I'm sorry about not calling some faded photocopy of me 'Loki.'" Lady Loki: "Good. 'Cause that's not who I am anymore. I'm Sylvie now." Loki: "You changed your name. Brilliant." Sylvie: "It's called an alias." Loki: "That's not very Loki-like." Sylvie: "Yeah? What exactly makes a Loki a Loki?" Loki: "Independence. Authority. Style." Loki: "Brute force is no substitute for diplomacy and guile." Loki: "Love is a dagger. It's a weapon to be wielded far away or up close. You can see yourself in it. It's beautiful... until it makes you bleed. But ultimately, when you reach for it, -" Sylvie: "It isn't real. Love is an imaginary dagger." Loki: "It doesn't make sense, does it?" Sylvie: "No. Terrible metaphor." Loki: "Damn. Thought I had something there." Edited June 24, 2021 by tv echo 3 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6856839
Cobalt Stargazer June 25, 2021 Share June 25, 2021 On 6/24/2021 at 8:50 AM, tv echo said: Loki: "Brute force is no substitute for diplomacy and guile." Unless you get shot two minutes later. XD 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6859548
tv echo June 27, 2021 Share June 27, 2021 (edited) Quotes of the Week: Good Girls, Evil, Superman & Lois, Blacklist and More By Team TVLine / June 27 2021https://tvline.com/lists/the-blacklist-finale-lollipop-guild-best-tv-quotes/ Quote LOKI ... “Listen, neither of us is getting off this rock if we can’t get that TemPad turned on.” “Where do you have it hidden?” “In my heart.” “Well, then, I’ll cut it out!” “Nice. Very droll. Lovely.” Would you believe Loki (Tom Hiddleston) and Sylvie (Sophia Di Martino) could actually tolerate each other by the end of this episode? Edited June 27, 2021 by tv echo Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6861715
tv echo June 30, 2021 Share June 30, 2021 (edited) From episode 4... Loki: "By the way, I should have an equal amount of security. This is insulting!" Mobius: “Two variants of the same being, especially you, forming this kind of sick twisted romantic relationship? That’s pure chaos! That could break reality. It’s breaking my reality right now! What an incredible seismic narcissist! You fell for yourself!” Hunter B-15: "For all time. Always." Edited June 30, 2021 by tv echo 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6867521
paigow July 3, 2021 Share July 3, 2021 Since the writing staff seems to love Michael Biehn... Old Loki: Come with me if you want to live 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6873635
tv echo July 7, 2021 Share July 7, 2021 (edited) From episode 5... Classic Loki: "This is the Void. That is Alioth. And we’re his lunch. Come on!” Loki: "'Don't die' isn't a plan. It's a general demand of living. If you're Lokis, you should always have a plan!" Classic Loki: "And we, my friend, have but one part to play. The God of Outcasts!" Loki: "We may be good at surviving. But we're also good at escaping." Mobius: "You throw a rock out here, you hit a Loki." Loki: "Listen, Sylvie. I betrayed everyone who ever loved me. I betrayed my father, my brother, my home. I know what I did. And I know why I did it. But that's not who I am anymore. Okay? I won't let you down." Edited July 7, 2021 by tv echo 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6878657
Spartan Girl July 7, 2021 Share July 7, 2021 (edited) Loki: It’s been a very trying few days…months? I don’t even know how long it’s been since New York. And I wake up here, and I’m surrounded by variants of myself, plus an alligator, which I’m heartbroken to report I didn’t even find that strange! Loki: So you didn’t try to stab (Thanos)? Classic Loki: Certainly not. Take no offense, my friends, but blades are worthless in the face of a Loki sorcery. Loki: But they’re really cool. Classic Loki: Especially when they clatter to the ground just before your neck is snapped. Lots of shade being thrown at the Russos there! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Classic Loki final words: GLORIOUS PURPOSE! Edited July 7, 2021 by Spartan Girl 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6878952
bettername2come July 9, 2021 Share July 9, 2021 On 7/7/2021 at 12:43 PM, Spartan Girl said: Loki: It’s been a very trying few days…months? I don’t even know how long it’s been since New York. And I wake up here, and I’m surrounded by variants of myself, plus an alligator, which I’m heartbroken to report I didn’t even find that strange! I hate that the subtitles simplified the end of this to "which sadly I didn't find all that strange." Classic Loki: We're in a shark tank. Alioth is the shark. Alligator Loki: ( Growls ) Classic Loki: Oh, there's no such thing as an alligator tank. Besides, it's a better metaphor. He's overly sensitive like the rest of us. Our Loki: Hang on, that thing's a Loki too? Classic Loki: Oh, yes. Our Loki: Okay, fine. Willing to accept that. Why are there so many of you? Classic Loki: Because Lokis survive. That's just what we do. * Our Loki: What was your Nexus event, Your Majesty? Kid Loki: I killed Thor. * Classic Loki: That's alligator for growling and saying "Liar" at the same time. * Loki in a Vest: Why you beef-witted, half-faced scrubs. We had a deal! * Our Loki: Oh, no, wait, wait, wait, these are my friends. Well, they're, um... How best to put this? Us as a child, us in the future, and us as an alligator. It's best not to question it. * Classic Loki: You really don't remember him? Mobius: I mean, the TVA arrested a lot of Lokis, but, no, I don't remember an alligator. I mean, who's to say he's even a Loki Variant? Classic Loki: He is green, isn't he? Mobius: I don't know, he could be lying. The long con. Of course, that just makes him more likely to be a Loki. It's always the game within the game with you guys, which I respect. 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6882322
bethy July 9, 2021 Share July 9, 2021 9 hours ago, bettername2come said: Our Loki: What was your Nexus event, Your Majesty? Kid Loki: I killed Thor. Part of what I loved about this exchange was the hint of mockery/condescension in Loki’s voice when he asked the question, then the “dayum” expression on his face at the answer. Like he wasn’t even sure how he felt about that turn of events. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6882682
tv echo July 12, 2021 Share July 12, 2021 (edited) Quotes of the Week: Loki, Virgin River, grown-ish, Love Island and More By Team TVLine / July 11 2021https://tvline.com/lists/loki-episode-5-i-killed-thor-best-tv-quotes/ Quote LOKI ... “You’ll do well to respect the boy. This is his kingdom.” “Right. What was your nexus event, Your Majesty?” “I killed Thor.” Kid Loki (Jack Veal) drops the proverbial Mjölnir on his skeptical counterpart (Tom Hiddleston) * * *LOKI (Bonus Quote!) ... “Thank you, my friend.” “[whispers to Sylvie] You’re my favorite!” Just as Loki (Tom Hiddleston) and Mobius (Owen Wilson) are hugging goodbye, Mobius lets Sylvie know she’s his preferred variant Edited July 12, 2021 by tv echo 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6888215
tv echo July 14, 2021 Share July 14, 2021 (edited) From episode 6... Mobius: "One man's Void is another man's piece of cake." Sylvie: "Why aren't we seeing this the same way?" Loki: "Because you can't trust. And I can't be trusted." Mobius: "No turning back now." Hunter B-15: "Who said anything about turning back." Mobius: "For all time." Hunter B-15: "Always." Loki: “Someone is coming. Countless different versions of a very dangerous person, and they’re all set on war. We need to prepare.” Edited July 14, 2021 by tv echo 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6891948
tv echo July 19, 2021 Share July 19, 2021 (edited) Quotes of the Week: Good Girls, Loki, Big Brother, Schmigadoon! and More By Team TVLine / July 18 2021https://tvline.com/lists/loki-finale-just-want-you-to-be-okay-best-tv-quotes/loki-want-you-to-be-okay-quote/ Quote LOKI ... “I’ve been where you are. I’ve felt what you feel. Don’t ask me how I know. All I know is I don’t want to hurt you. I don’t want a throne. I just… I just want you to be OK.” Loki (Tom Hiddleston) tries to reassure a skeptical Sylvie that he’s not going to betray her in their fight against He Who Remains Edited July 19, 2021 by tv echo 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-6901303
tv echo December 20, 2021 Share December 20, 2021 (edited) 2021 in Review: Quotes of the Year! By Team TVLine / December 19 2021https://tvline.com/lists/best-tv-quotes-2021-memorable-lines-scenes/ Quote LOKI ... “You’ll do well to respect the boy. This is his kingdom.” “Right. What was your nexus event, Your Majesty?” “I killed Thor.” Kid Loki (Jack Veal) drops the proverbial Mjölnir on his skeptical counterpart (Tom Hiddleston) LOKI (Bonus Quote!) ... “I’ve been where you are. I’ve felt what you feel. Don’t ask me how I know. All I know is I don’t want to hurt you. I don’t want a throne. I just… I just want you to be OK.” Loki (Tom Hiddleston) tries to reassure a skeptical Sylvie that he’s not going to betray her in their fight against He Who Remains Edited December 20, 2021 by tv echo 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/119588-mewling-quotes/#findComment-7186224
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