BURN!! Best Movie Insults

[Schweedie]

When the fairy godmothers are attempting to sew a dress for Aurora in Sleeping Beauty:

"It looks awful."

"That's because it's on you, dear."

[Blergh]

On 1/7/2022 at 1:34 PM, lasu said:

Dangerous Liaisons: a single word..."war."  Gives me chills.

And the Marquise  sure proved Representative Jeannette Rankin correct by its outcome-"You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake!" 

[Luckylyn]

Car Wash

"Honey, I'm more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get."

[Spartan Girl]

The Dark Knight:

Batman: [after tying up the Scarecrow, the mobsters, and the fake "batmen"] Don't let me find you out here again.
Fake Batman: We're trying to help you.
Batman: I don't need help!
The Scarecrow: [sarcastically] Not my diagnosis.
Fake Batman: What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?!
Batman: I'm not wearing hockey pads!

[The Solution]

From the movie Made (2001) with Vince Vaughn, Jon Favreau and Sean Combs, when Sean Combs tells them "y'all could turn a Easter Egg hunt into a butt-fuck-a-thon".

[Spartan Girl]

Glass Onion:

”Nobody tried to kill you, you vainglorious buffoon!”

[DoctorAtomic]

That whole scene was good because Benoit was so ticked about the scheme being so stupid and beneath him.

[Bastet]

7 hours ago, Spartan Girl said:

Glass Onion:

”Nobody tried to kill you, you vainglorious buffoon!”

Also:

"It's a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought for speaking the truth."

[JustHereForFood]

On 6/22/2021 at 5:40 PM, Scarlett45 said:

A fav of mine.

Titanic 1997:

Rose to Cal- "I would rather be his whore than your wife."

Seconding this one.

 

Also, the entire "proposal" scene between Belle and Gaston in Beauty and the Beast is basically Belle low-key insulting him.

Gaston: We'll have six or seven.

Belle: Dogs?

Gaston: No, Belle! Strapping boys, like me!

Belle: Imagine that.

[Spartan Girl]

From Wakanda Forever:

”You bald-headed demon…”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Wiendish Fitch]

A surprisingly good one from New Moon... no, not the Twilight movie, the 1940 musical with Jeanette MacDonald and Nelson Eddy.

Charles Duc de Villiers: Anger makes you very charming, mademoiselle.

Marianne de Beaumanoir: Patronizing makes you very boring, monsieur.