90 Day: The Single Life

[Pepper Mostly]

So Luisa and Jamal had dinner, so what? This is not a scandal. Tim kicked Luisa out of bed, is she supposed to join a convent now? 

[xls]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Tim doesn't want to go out with Luisa, because girls are icky. 

Tim came out of a long term relationship? WHEN? 

 

With a pet cat or dog?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, xls said:

With a pet cat or dog?

I can't imagine Tim having the emotional wherewithal to have a pet. 

I'm dying to get a look at Tim's "boys". Think they're all pounding brewskis at the ax throwing bar on Friday nights? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Fun fact: When cake mixes first came into the marketplace, the mixes required only water (if I remember correctly). People felt a lot better about taking baking ownership when they needed to add more ingredients like eggs and milk. 

[For Cereals]

Tim is practically comatose.  Maybe Miss Debbie is on to something and her takes are usually bad.

Edited April 9, 2024 by For Cereals

[MagicEyes]

Luisa doesn't take rejection well. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Luisa is doing her best to be on another iteration of this magnificent show. She would add so much.

[xls]

Oh Debbie🤣🤣🤣

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Luisa doesn't take rejection well. 

She also has terrible taste in men. 

[For Cereals]

Is this side conversation scripted?  Also, if Luisa was impaired and doesn’t remember getting it on, this is not a good look for Jamal.

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Fun fact: When cake mixes first came into the marketplace, the mixes required only water (if I remember correctly). People felt a lot better about taking baking ownership when they needed to add more ingredients like eggs and milk. 

I'm a scratch baker but I always make brownies with a mix, its so much easier and they come out better than any scratch brownies I ever made. I do tart them up, though. I use coffee instead of water and throw in a spoonful of espresso powder,  add peanut butter chips, melt marshmallows on top, stir in dried cherries, sky's the limit! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She also has terrible taste in men.

Although she doesn’t seem to be able to discern if a man is worth her time, she is learning how to find someone who can be a best friend and equal partner.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, while I'm up, I've been PM'ing people all day but haven't been able to find everyone who hangs out over here. So feel free to message me! Happy to share info! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is it over yet? I’ve been enjoying all their witty banter and brilliant insights.

[Pepper Mostly]

Chantel sounds like a middle schooler. "Don't tell anyone I told you this! I saw Becky and Chad under the bleachers after third period!". Who cares, Chantel? They're adults. I they want to knock boots why is it anyone's business? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next week: Nutalie Natalie begs for someone to father her child. 

[Pepper Mostly]

In other news, looks like Debbie's still hammered. 

[judylo]

Is SSW safe?

[xls]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is it over yet? I’ve been enjoying all their witty banter and brilliant insights.

The fifth episode is the last-promise! 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, judylo said:

Is SSW safe?

So far! Come on over! I've got the fire lit and the dessert table is freshly stocked. Tonight we have on offer, dulce de leche cheesecake, strawberry shortcake, and blueberry cobbler with vanilla ice cream. I'll plump up the pillows!

[magemaud]

On 4/2/2024 at 9:10 AM, suzeecat said:

Oh my, I was holding my breath watching Tyray's "first kiss" friend (can't remember her name), that dress was centimeters away from a nip slip!!!

 

Wasn’t just her nip that was about to slip! That dress was cut up to her hoo-hah. 

1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Chantel sounds like a middle schooler. "Don't tell anyone I told you this! I saw Becky and Chad under the bleachers after third period!". Who cares, Chantel? They're adults. I they want to knock boots why is it anyone's business? 

“Don’t tell anybody I told you this and don’t mind the camera crew filming us!” 

1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, while I'm up, I've been PM'ing people all day but haven't been able to find everyone who hangs out over here. So feel free to message me! Happy to share info! 

Did you figure out if you open the conversation to more than ten people? Maybe a new FB group would be good 

[Pepper Mostly]

8 minutes ago, magemaud said:

 

Did you figure out if you open the conversation to more than ten people? Maybe a new FB group would be good 

I've just been messaging people all day. I know I've overlooked some, not intentionally! So if anyone wants to message, feel free! 

[JeanJean]

I think Jamal's immaturity really showed by his cozying up with Luisa. His recent ex is right there -- he should just get Luisa's number and call her after the show.

ON THE OTHER HAND, it just reeks of set-up. Veronica just happens to head for the bathroom at the same time J & L are talking about their supposed hookup -- which also sounded scripted.

[xls]

Man that was some cheap-azz box lunches they got! 🤢

Cant TLC even spring for some decent catering with the amount of money they make exploiting these people?

[xls]

20 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Fun fact: When cake mixes first came into the marketplace, the mixes required only water (if I remember correctly). People felt a lot better about taking baking ownership when they needed to add more ingredients like eggs and milk. 

oh not me! I baked the microwavable ones, though! 😋

[Maximadc]

I still think Debbie is 78, If she posted her profile as 58, it is just unrealistic. Her orange stockings are fine, but she should cover her knees.

[Tipsymcstagger]

What did Fernanda do to her face? I’ve only known her from this show as I don’t watch the main shows but she was such a naturally pretty girl. She’s got that frozen, ageless (not in a good way) kabuki mask look now. Way too young to be messing around with her face. But that’s JMO. I’m sad to see it. 😔

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola my peeps! Are we hanging out down by the fire escape tonight? Who's here? Or is everyone at The Other Place?

[sainte-chapelle]

I’m here

[judylo]

Here but my neighbor is drowning out my TV with her TV, Telemundo or similar. Waiting for Oxy again.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m in, even though Part 4? Part 4? Really?

[sainte-chapelle]

I am not a huge Tim fan but everyone questioning his sexuality makes me uncomfortable. Maybe he has a lower sex drive…whatever,,,enough 

[judylo]

I hate twerking.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Do you think Chantel teaches all the Botox patients twerking?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m in, even though Part 4? Part 4? Really?

I went away on vacation, came back and this is still on. What did I miss in parts 2 and 3? 😂 just kidding

[Auntie Anxiety]

If anyone says Colt, I’m out.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, judylo said:

Here but my neighbor is drowning out my TV with her TV, Telemundo or similar. Waiting for Oxy again.

I stand in awe of your dedication to the chat! 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

I hate twerking.

I just want to be able to do it 🤣. I just have noassatall though.

[Auntie Anxiety]

This has gone from stupid to absolutely insipid. No one cares who any of these idiots would want to date.

[sainte-chapelle]

Is it hot in there? Nat is bright red…so is Debbie. Or perhaps it is the booze 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tyray wants to date a catfish.🐟

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I am not a huge Tim fan but everyone questioning his sexuality makes me uncomfortable. Maybe he has a lower sex drive…whatever,,,enough 

I just wish Tim would go AWAY. I don't care what he does with his willy, just get off my TV!

But Tim thinks girls are icky. 

OMIGOD CHANTEL IS GOING TO HOOK UP WITH JULIAN AND I AM DEAD

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I just wish Tim would go AWAY. I don't care what he does with his willy, just get off my TV!

But Tim thinks girls are icky. 

OMIGOD CHANTEL IS GOING TO HOOK UP WITH JULIAN AND I AM DEAD

How many seasons has Tim been on the show? Sort of an odd choice as he wasn’t super popular during his season. Do we need input from Mike ?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike knows crazy when he sees it. Having a kid together would be a life sentence.

[sainte-chapelle]

Natalie is looking baked. Mike looks uncomfortable…the cringe of this all

[For Cereals]

Of course Tyray picks the blow up doll

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tyray will happily donate his sperm to Nutalie.

Nutalie is waiting for her close up. Maybe THIS is the scene that will win her an Emmy?

[For Cereals]

And it’s confirmed…husband just said “that twerkin’ ain’t working”

[sainte-chapelle]

Natalie has a short memory…does she really want to have Grandma Trish around?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

How many seasons has Tim been on the show? Sort of an odd choice as he wasn’t super popular during his season. Do we need input from Mike ?

The razor sharp minds at Sharp Productions labor under the delusion that the viewers love Tim. Its a mystery to me. 

Mike conveniently forgets how he tormented Natalie. Remember? He brought her here even though he didn't want to marry her. He called off the wedding the day before. He called a lawyer to see if there was a workaround so they didn't have to get married at the 90 day mark. He was going to buy her a plane ticket to France at the height of Covid, told her she'd have to make her way to Ukraine on her own. He should take a seat. Several seats.