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    The Hills

    Wow...outside of Whitney, Audrina and - I guess - Mischa...they are all entitled, preening douchebags. I’m annoyed that we give these sociopaths teevee time - but more annoyed that I participate in this nonsense by watching. The “Baby Tommy Lee’s” thing about making end meet by “modeling” and “acting” made me laugh out loud. In what world is that discount Harry Styles a model? He’s someone I want to reach into the tv and smack soundly. Stephanie, Pamela Lee, and Heidi look like they would melt next to a furnace and Brody is such a colossal, entitled ass that there are no words. Next week I hope they collectively ream that f**k “Perez”. Because he may be one of the most nauseating famewhores alive. Yet I’ll keep watching because I’m a sadomasochist.
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    S07.E19: Angie J's Story

    I haven’t watched all these shows but she has to be the WORST candidate ever, right? If not they need to cancel this now because it doesn’t do anything but perpetuate the most ugly stereotypes about fat people. Angie was just vile...like screaming at my tv vile. I’m literally speechless about how grotesque she is. The world would be better off without her in it.
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    S06.E13: Game Night

    IKR? Wtf is she known for? I hope it’s not comedy because she is just the absolute worst. She should fire her agent stat...
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    S06.E13: Game Night

    Oh...and when she made the yuck face when they showed the clip of her kissing the blind date I wanted to reach through my screen and slap her fat face. What a colossal fucking asshole. She should be so lucky to date someone like him. While not a catch - that dude was 8 billion times more appealing than Buddy. God - I hate her and her entire group of sycophants with the heat of a thousand suns.
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    S06.E13: Game Night

    Whitney’s resting bitch face during this shit show was just so irritating. She’s not competitive...she’s an asshole - full stop. Oh...and the banana and mayonnaise sandwich (barf) outtake sure gave lie to her “I eat so little” BS. And I laughed out loud when Buddy - of all people - wrote down unemployed as a characteristic that Twitney avoided in online dating. The cognitive dissonance in this entire group of losers is jarring. As soon as this show is kaput - these “bffs” are done. Unless one of the barnacles would like to be her caregiver for the inevitable My 600 lb life crossover. Tal - I’m looking at you.
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    Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club

    I do not get Sarah’s appeal at all. She has a great figure but her face is fug. She also has the personality and intelligence of a wet dishrag. Also - Billy’s chin called and wants to get back on his face. 😄
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    S06.E12: Whitney and Buddy Get Serious

    “Dating Buddy is the last I can even start to think about...” STFU idiot - it’s the ONLY THING YOU THINK ABOUT! Gah...she is just the worst.
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    S07.E11: Jeanne's Story

    I haven’t posted on this board for a long time but this episode was just grim. TLC has reached a new low. This was straight up misery porn. Just grotesque. Awful on every level.
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    S06.E10: Where's Buddy Sleeping?

    Gah...Twit is so full of shit her eyes are brown. She's telling Buddy how he needs to 'work on himself' and stay relationship-free and we see clips from future eps where she's putting on the moves hard core. Which is such a joke on so many levels. For as befouling as Buddy is - he has NEVER shown the slightest hint of attraction to her. But Whitney sees what she wants to see and lives in a fantasy bubble where she's the funniest, smartest, most attractive woman out there. 'Cause her dopey parents and pathetic barnacles stroke her massive ego hourly. Case in point - her hitting on the guides at every stop. You can tell they found it painful. Also - I know the editing gods are a bit wonky but why did they show Glenn hauling her fat ass on the tram when 1 minute later it showed him pulling in behind her? Whatever...the whole thing is preposterous. The "Whitathon' was harder than the Hawaii 8K? Suuuuuure Glenn and Twit. Sure it is. I'm not even in great shape and 12 years older and a 5 mile bike ride is a pretty damn easy. And why on Earth did Buddy fly all the way to Alaska for an overnight? Unless I missed something or they edited weird (see above) - it seemed he stayed one night. Nice disposal income for a group of encroaching-on-middle-age losers. It'll be a rude awakening for all when TLC pulls the plug on this clown car. Especially for Buddy.
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    S06.E09: Hiking and Biking and Bears, Oh My!

    God - I don’t know why I torture myself and watch this insufferable witch every week? I think I’ve reached my threshold as well. And her enablers just seem more and more pathetic. When Tal referred to the “Whit-a-thon” (barf) as a once in a lifetime experience I had a Liz Lemon “Oh Brother” moment. She’s 35+ years old and makes up a “fitness event” (which includes rappelling- like what the actual fuck?) to stress out about and her dopey parents just indulge her in her fantasies. I get more and more embarrassed for the lot of them every week. They really are a group of losers...all of them.
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    S06.E08: Obsessive Habits

    That annoying, condescending tone in her voice while telling Todd she was going to NYC without him legit made me want to freaking smack her. What an asshole. Why not just email him? You HAD to do that in person. Like others have noted above she seems to revel in her barnacles’s misery. Such an empty, vacuous life. She’s gonna find herself very sorry about her ridiculousness when the cameras are gone and she’s a middle-aged, morbidly obese shut-in whose friends peaced-out long ago. Methinks poor Hunter better get used to ass-wiping and piddle pads...
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    S06.E08: Obsessive Habits

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    S06.E07: Big Girls Don't Cry

    A famewhore? On another note - the over-enthusiastic “atta-boys” for Twit basically maneuvering 1+ feet off the ground were ridiculous. Talk about surrounding yourself with sycophants. That and her effusive, OTT self-congratulations for this effort...oy vey. She’s truly delusional if she thinks this was some great feat and she’s on track to redeem herself for the Hawaiian trail of tears. Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt Whitney.
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    S06.E04: Big Girl, Little Bus

    The fact that Whitney didn’t bathe for an extended period of time - if true - is just so freaking gross. Even with her minimal amount of activity she sweats gallons. And between that and the flesh fold build up I can only imagine the smell in that tight space. It probably doesn’t matter to Buddy because I get the sense he’s not necessarily Mr. Hygiene either. But poor Todd. Re. Chelsea - she struck me as somewhat dim. But I can’t tell if that was just awkwardness around being filmed. But given she’s actually dating a semi-sentient potato like Buddy I would say it’s more than likely she’s not the sharpest tool in the shed. Her and Buddy’s “love banter” (barf) was painful.
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    S06.E03: Old Habits Die Hard

    And for all the folks who think she’s lost weight...take a look at the pic of her on the canoe with Buddy and compare it to her Hawaii Winnie the Pooh pic (tm Dot!). Not much of a difference at all. I don’t get it. She must eat or drink an INSANE amount to still be that morbidly obese. It’s not PCOS.
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