Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[kacesq]

Speaking of exploitive trash, I see Mama June secured another contract for herself.

[Coltee Gal]

Malcolm showing up for his check and health benefits. 

[Gobi]

Do I want to know who Mama June is?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I like how Sarah is blaming Maria for Murgh not seeing his kids.

[kacesq]

Just now, Gobi said:

Do I want to know who Mama June is?

Absolutely not. Be happy you’re unaware of her.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Malcolm is already revising his IMDb.com resume.

[mamadrama]

No, Brittany's in a constant state of anxiety that Sharp will write her out of the show if she doesn't produce more drama. (Astroturf lawns don't count.) 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Do I want to know who Mama June is?

No, you do not.  Save yourself!

[kacesq]

I have no idea who TS Madison. And I don’t want to know.

[Floatingbison]

TS?  Tits Supreme?

[goofygirl]

Oh puppola...  You need some new puppy chow and a new chew toy.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Puppy is sad. Somebody get her a dog biscuit, stat!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

TS?  Tits Supreme?

Tough Shit.

[Floatingbison]

Mama June was my gateway drug.  Mrs. FB likes that show and I saw some episodes, but . . . no, I just can't do it.  I can't wallow that far into the muck.

[mamadrama]

I have no clue who TS Madison is, but was that New York with her? 

[Pepper Mostly]

I know who Mama June is, but until now I have been blissfully unaware of the existence of TJ Madison. Would that it had stayed that way. 

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Oh puppola...  You need some new puppy chow and a new chew toy.

Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays? 

[kacesq]

Just now, mamadrama said:

I have no clue who TS Madison is, but was that New York with her? 

Yes! According to the voice over, she’s her best friend. Given how many reality shows New York has popped up on, I’m going to guess she’s her central casting best friend.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Mama June was my gateway drug.  Mrs. FB likes that show and I saw some episodes, but . . . no, I just can't do it.  I can't wallow that far into the muck.

Mine was Toddlers and Tiaras. I loved the crap out of that show.

[OoogleEyes]

Oh I hate this Kraft commercial. That's how horrible children turn into entitled adults 

[Gobi]

So, I'm guessing that Puppy is Big House trained.

[mamadrama]

Just now, kacesq said:

Yes! According to the voice over, she’s her best friend. Given how many reality shows New York has popped up on, I’m going to guess she’s her central casting best friend.

Makes me reminisce on VH1's Celebreality days of yore...

[Auntie Anxiety]

I do miss the halcyon days of crazy Heather and her tattoos in five languages of love.

[For Cereals]

Just now, mamadrama said:

Makes me reminisce on VH1's Celebreality days of yore...

Don’t threaten me with a good time...

[kacesq]

I hate those scruffy beards. Overall I’m old and basically hate how all the young’uns style themselves these days.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wonder when was the last time Michael took Sarah out to eat at a real restaurant and paid for it. /rhetorical/

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Yes! According to the voice over, she’s her best friend. Given how many reality shows New York has popped up on, I’m going to guess she’s her central casting best friend.

I read an interview with Tiffany (New York) not too long ago and I ended up--kind of liking her? She seems like she knows what she's doing and has a sense of humor about herself. 

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Oh I hate this Kraft commercial. That's how horrible children turn into entitled adults 

I saw a friend once plead with her child to take one more bite and I swore I never would do that, and I never did. No one died. 

[WaltersHair]

8 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Do I want to know who Mama June is?

I only found out about her last year, but I understand it was but a tip of a very large, very drugged out iceberg.

DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE/quote

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

Makes me reminisce on VH1's Celebreality days of yore...

Occasionally one of the MTV spinoff channels will run marathons of Rock of Love or Flavor of Love and I just plant my ass in the couch for the duration.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Don’t threaten me with a good time...

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Malcolm, please pack your script and go.

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I read an interview with Tiffany (New York) not too long ago and I ended up--kind of liking her? She seems like she knows what she's doing and has a sense of humor about herself. 

I saw a friend once plead with her child to take one more bite and I swore I never would do that, and I never did. No one died. 

I adore Tiffany! By the time she returned for Season 2 of Flavor of a Love I was completely rooting for her. For the reasons you’ve stated.

[mamadrama]

Just now, kacesq said:

Occasionally one of the MTV spinoff channels will run marathons of Rock of Love or Flavor of Love and I just plant my ass in the couch for the duration.

Same. I keep hoping that someday someone will "accidentally" release the rest of Megan Wants a Millionaire. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Sarah you are lying. You and Michael are smashing it every night. 

[Gobi]

"I gotta separate myself. I got a acting gig in LA."

[Maybeitsme]

Ok Murgh mission accomplished 

[kacesq]

Did he dump her? I wouldn’t blame Malcolm. But he can do better. Don’t take her back when Mumbles leaves. Which will happen in 3...2....

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Sarah: "Thank you for everything" = thank you for giving me a storyline so I could stay on TV.

[WaltersHair]

Bye, Bye Mr. Medic Alert Necklace.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wow, Malcolm exhibited some self-respect. I think he’s on the wrong show.

[goofygirl]

Say buh-bye Malcolm!  You're doing the right thing dude.  Yes, you DO deserve better than that! 

Brittany:  Stop this shit. Girl.  You're NOT Dr. Phil!!  Can't you just stay your ass at home and raise your 80000 children??

Edited January 30, 2021 by goofygirl

[mamadrama]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I adore Tiffany! By the time she returned for Season 2 of Flavor of a Love I was completely rooting for her. For the reasons you’ve stated.

She was awesome. She's playing a part and knows it. There was something refreshingly innocent about those early reality stars. And, apparently, Rock of Love was more "real" than I thought at the time-at least the first 2 seasons, anyway. 

[kacesq]

No one cares, Brittany. 

[Floatingbison]

That was a cogent and logical argument for getting out of the relationship.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittany, you need to get some therapy. You are co-dependent.

[Gobi]

Back to fear and loathing in Las Vegas.

[Coltee Gal]

Malcolm for the win. He said FOH with your unresolved shit Sarah. 

[mamadrama]

Brittany, YOU are taking time away from your kids by spending all night chasing your mom around the annals of Vegas. 

[kacesq]

Just now, mamadrama said:

She was awesome. She's playing a part and knows it. There was something refreshingly innocent about those early reality stars. And, apparently, Rock of Love was more "real" than I thought at the time-at least the first 2 seasons, anyway. 

I know Bret dated one of the winners for a decent amount of time, I don’t remember which one. 

[Coltee Gal]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Sarah: "Thank you for everything" = thank you for giving me a storyline so I could stay on TV.

Facts upon facts upon facts.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for fucks sake. Shut up Brittany. Stop tormenting your mother.