Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Leilani]

Am I a terrible person because I'm just rolling my eyes at that  Brittney fake crying scene.

[tearsandhysteria]

Fake news and fake drama. They bore me stiff. And that's with a lot of vodka in my system. Enough of Britney. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I so like to kick my shoes into the street and sit in the driveway.  Who doesn't?

[WaltersHair]

Doesn't kicking off your Payless chunky pumps signify your about to throw down?

[goofygirl]

Uh oh.... Chevelle's throwing all Quaalude's shit out the house.  She didn't get a ring from her soulmate.  Damn. This is some shiiitttt......

[Leilani]

Is she sure it's a young 'lady'.

[Pepper Mostly]

Shavel can't really be this stupid and clueless, can she? 

[candall]

She put two and two together. . .

[OoogleEyes]

So, are doing a recap? I am so DISAPPOINTED 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Wow, Shavel has figured out that "I can't wait to get more of that fine ass dick" means he's cheating.  She is quite the super sleuth. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shavel is finally realizing that her soul mate isn’t being faithful. Sucks to be her.

[Coltee Gal]

Time for Shovel. Another sign of a healthy relationship- scrolling through someone’s phone while they are asleep.  That producer played the other woman well.

[Floatingbison]

You jus li-hiad, bitch!!

[Leilani]

When you're buying him a truck and paying for his phone, mean's you're his mother not his girlfriend.

Edited November 21, 2020 by Leilani

[Pepper Mostly]

I have no words for this exchange. Shavel calls some woman on her boyfriend's phone and starts some junior high shit? Girl. Grow UP.

[WaltersHair]

I didn't know Quaylon had the energy. Dude always seems half asleep.

[goofygirl]

This phone conversation is the reason I don't answer my phone if I don't recognize the number!  It might be some crazy person!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sorry, but shouldn’t Shavel be yelling at Quaalude? Not his other bitch “lady.”

[candall]

Okay, I can be in Kansas City in about nine hours.  I'll help you pack up his shit, Shovel.  

Meanwhile, you hide the truck.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, goofygirl said:

This phone conversation is the reason I don't answer my phone if I don't recognize the number!  It might be some crazy person!

Right? The few times I do answer when I don't know who it is its some Chinese woman or a recording about my vehicle's warranty. Which is doubly hilarious because I do not own a car; indeed, I have never had a driver's license. 

[Empress1]

For a second I thought that Brittany’s friend who went back to prison was at her party, but I think that’s the other friend/ex. She has some hard-looking friends. I knew before the lavender-haired one said it that she’d been on drugs.

[WaltersHair]

Just now, candall said:

Okay, I can be in Kansas City in about nine hours.  I'll help you pack up his shit, Shovel.  

Meanwhile, you hide the truck.

That truck is in the same place Destinie's engagement ring is.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lindsay, you can buy Qualuude’s truck from Shavel.

[goofygirl]

Lindsey's all into those fine ass luxury used cars, isn't she?  How about a 2012 Range Rover? WHUUUTTT???

[Pepper Mostly]

There is no way Lindsay is a model with that massive jaw. 

[candall]

DON'T YOU DARE BUY HER A CAR.  🤺

[Empress1]

12 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She had such beautiful red hair.Why would she do that? 

I don’t think the red is natural. Her roots are sort of light brown? Her hair wasn’t red when she got out of prison, IIRC.

[Leilani]

I know a good man is hard to find, but no way am I buying an ex con a new truck and a new phone when I'm a single mom of a little girl. Save that money for you  baby, start her  college and wedding fund. Spoil her rotten but don't waste it on a felon with a slew of women.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have no doubt that Chain will be able to provide for all those kids. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Is Chane trying to make himself as unattractive as possible?

[Floatingbison]

Three babies peeing. . . four lips a flapping, five snarky snarks. . . 

[Pepper Mostly]

Poor Chane. He is really dumb as a plank. 

[goofygirl]

Ooh Lawd....  Those two Rhodes Scholars.... Shane and Lacey....  I cannot WAIT until she find out Chone is out of the jailhouse.  The "dildo" looking thing, Lacey???  You are a moron.

[Leilani]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I have no doubt that Chain will be able to provide for all those kids. 

He's doing it with his peen on his  ONLY FANS.

[Empress1]

Why is Shavel’s makeup so ashy?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I see Chain got beard growing tips from Jack Dorsey, opting for the Amish look.

Edited November 21, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I have no doubt that Chain will be able to provide for all those kids. 

Well, I'm sure he's planning a career as a successful rapper. Maybe he'll cut hair on the side. 

[Leilani]

CHON has aged, he look mid to late 30s not 22.

[WaltersHair]

This guy is no Hot Felon.

[Pepper Mostly]

Another one who expects her bonehead mate to "provide". Girl, you picked him. 

[Floatingbison]

Hey, Qualuude's just keeping it real with his bitches and hos

[Leilani]

Well if you didn't buy him a truck so he can drive over to see them lol

[Auntie Anxiety]

Qualuude is going to be racing home into Shavel’s rolling pin loving arms.

[WaltersHair]

I always find it hysterical that people yell into their phones as if it's a person in their hands

[goofygirl]

How can Lacey keep up her blonde hair if she's pregnant with triplets?  Especially since she has to keep pouring the self tanner on by the freaking gallon!

Uh oh....  Quaalude's gonna get it now!!!  Chevelle, what color IS that lipstick??

[candall]

Hmm. . . how does a 22-year old fresh out of prison support a wife and six kids?

I'm thinking, bank robbery?

[Pepper Mostly]

You know, if some crazy shrieky woman called me out of the blue and accused me of banging her boyfriend, I'd probably cop to it, just to fuck with her. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I have a clue for Chane and Lacey.  They couldn't afford one more child.  The fact that there are three is not the issue.

And now I think of Lacey as full of pee and fillers.  

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Qualuude is going to be racing home into Shavel’s rolling pin loving arms.

Shavel really knows how to entice and tantalize her man, doesn't she? She's a real vamp. No wonder she had to find an inmate, no guy on the outside would endure her for more than five minutes. 

[Empress1]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I see Chain got beard growing tips from Jack Dorsey, opting for the Amish look.

And is he dyeing it? It looks dark.