Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[goofygirl]

I'm guessing the Caddy Heather's driving like a maniac, belongs to Aunt Diane.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Oh, dear.  I immediately assumed his son's name was "Audi."

DEAD

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

FlapJack did a good job ironing his pink shirt.

He's had a lot of practice.

[Gobi]

It's tough being a stay in jail mom.

[kacesq]

Heather is ridiculous. She needs to be the center of attention at all times. Here comes the crazy

.sad that these people involve their children in this shitshow.

 

[OoogleEyes]

Jesus...she had her daughter at 15??

[Gobi]

"Do you want to see my ankle monitor? Maybe one day you can have one, too."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

FFS Miley is 10.  She gets why you need to quarantine.

[Squee Bastard]

Awwwww, Lindsey's so proud to be showing off her ankle monitor!

[kacesq]

Lindsay is all about her daughter. Sure she is. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Fell off on her?  Never heard that before.

[Pepper Mostly]

 
"did you do anything fun this weekend Miley?" "I visited my mom and she showed me her ankle monitor. We're going to bedazzle it when we're out of quarantine"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Flapjack is hoping the payoff is some sex.

[kacesq]

I feel you Quaylon, sometimes I just like to drive and listen to music.

[candall]

Well, if Scott set that up, it was nice of him.  And the house is looking much less rat-fucked, too.  Go, Scott!

[Pepper Mostly]

Quaylon is three quarters of the way out the door. He's picking a fight with her so she'll break up with him. 

[OoogleEyes]

She's never going to have sex with you and those flap jack lips

Shovel,  please let poor Quaalude be!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is there trouble in paradise between Shavel and Qualuude? I can’t believe it.

[Squee Bastard]

Scott needs to let go of the idea he will be intimate with Lindsey.  Ain't gonna happen.

[candall]

Wow, these two can really stretch out a temperature metaphor.

[Pepper Mostly]

Shawn, you big palooka. 

[Gobi]

"At the end of the day, it's all about me and my happiness. "

Oh look, the world is revolving around Quayloon.

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is there trouble in paradise between Shavel and Qualuude? I can’t believe it.

It’s heartbreaking I know...

Really show? More Lamar and Andrea? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shavel is going to be reminding Quaalude about how much he owes her in 3.....2......1

[goofygirl]

Dang, Shavel... The guy just got out of prison.  Give him some space.  It's all about him, remember??

And if that dumb Destinie has runnoft to California and left old Shawn in Las Vegas....  She's got his credit card....  She could go... ANYWHERE his credit limit will allow.  And the way she's been spending his $$$ so far,  my guess she could get to.... Carson City?

[For Cereals]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Fell off on her?  Never heard that before.

Sure, fell off the bed, fell of his daughter...yeah, me neither.

[Squee Bastard]

I SO want to smack the blonde smart-ass in the chicken nugget commercial. 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Dang, Shavel... The guy just got out 

And if that dumb Destinie has runnoft to California and left old Shawn in Las Vegas....  She's got his credit card....  She could go... ANYWHERE his credit limit will allow. 

R-U-N-N-O-F-T

OMG, one of my favorite movies ever!

[goofygirl]

Didn't they just get  it on in the car wash?? And why then, Aunt Diane; did you let this little beyotch in your house??

Man, they ALL seem so happy and well adjusted, don't they?

Edited October 10, 2020 by goofygirl

[kacesq]

Are they married? Why is she calling him her husband?

[Leilani]

It's only been 2 hours out of prison for Dylan lol

[LucyEth]

So Heather wants to have sex now!  

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Squee Bastard said:

I SO want to smack the blonde smart-ass in the chicken nugget commercial. 

Isn’t he obnoxious?

[Pepper Mostly]

Heather's aunts are "stealing" his time from her? Oh lord. 

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dylan is too nice and civilized for Heather.

[Keywestclubkid]

Heather is a stage 5 clinging psycho 

[kacesq]

Demanding to spend time with him? Lmao, she’s delusional.

[Pepper Mostly]

Heather is restraining herself from throttling her long suffering aunt. 

[Leilani]

She's crazier then the felon.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I think Aunt Diane would gladly keep Dylan and kick out Heather.

[Squee Bastard]

OMFG Heather! Enough with the 'tude!

[Pepper Mostly]

Totally Team Aunti Diane. 

[OoogleEyes]

I'M DONE!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Aunt Diane has zero fucks for Heather's attitude.

[For Cereals]

Heather has cray cray person trunk

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn is a nervous wreck wondering if Destinie is going to cold cock him when he comes through the front door.

[Pepper Mostly]

Shawn is so immensely, epically stupid. 

[Leilani]

This show needs to be three hours.

[LucyEth]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Shawn is so immensely, epically stupid. 

In other words, he is a complete moron

[Gobi]

I'm done. I would leave, were it not for my ankle bracelet.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn shouldn’t have bet on Destinie.