Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[WaltersHair]

woo hoo! Must be Friday. 

Destinee. You have about a year of cuteness left. Tops.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I had to hurry my son off the phone to be with my snarkalicious pals here!

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

woo hoo! Must be Friday. 

Destinee. You have about a year of cuteness left. Tops.

I don't know....I think that ship has sailed 

 

EIGHT CHILDREN??? I must have blocked that out 

Edited February 27, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[Floatingbison]

I had a week.  Ready to snark.

I bought a Hydrow, a rowing machine. . . .low tech, I know, but it's a great workout.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oof. Kristie is carrying around a whole ‘nother person.

[Keywestclubkid]

Hi I’m your new mommy 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daughter John is speaking for us all. We have no idea what he is thinking either.

Terra spills the beans in 3....2.....1

[Keywestclubkid]

Sarah myyyyy he had to think about it ....daughter.... that sounded awkward like did he forgot who she was?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

 

Destinee. You have about a year of cuteness left. Tops.

Destinee took a leaf from Lindsay's book, I see. "I'll have the last laugh, I'll get back at him, that bitch. I call the shots". So, I'm guessing that the next time we hear from Destinee she too will be calling from the slammer.  

[WaltersHair]

The brains definitely skipped a generation right to John's kids.

[Auntie Anxiety]

John is rocking the Pippi Longstocking look.

[Floatingbison]

John barely knows her.  This seems fraught with future problems.

[candall]

Did the college daughter not notice Kristi's mother and sister hanging about?

[Pepper Mostly]

Kristianna. Your sister is throwing herself at your man. You share everything all right. 

[For Cereals]

She’s preggers right?

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

woo hoo! Must be Friday. 

Destinee. You have about a year of cuteness left. Tops.

Oh honey she lost all the cuteness years ago, she looks hard now. But on the bright side the muthafucking crack has really helped with losing those pesky prison pounds 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I LOVE John’s daughter. She got all the brains in the family.

[OoogleEyes]

Yet another wise child.

[candall]

A year???

[Floatingbison]

Hahaha, typical Prison Penmanship.

[Pepper Mostly]

A year. That's if she can stay out of prison that long. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dear Lacey, This is John? What the fuck? That’s how he writes a letter?

[WaltersHair]

John is writing a Dear John letter...

[Keywestclubkid]

You write that letter 

[OoogleEyes]

He must be seeing Dr. Paradise!

[Keywestclubkid]

She’s married and pregnant.. yea I’d say it should be over with LOL

[Floatingbison]

She wrote me a John Deere letter. . . 

---Dumb and Dumber

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh John. I'm quite sure you had some responsibility for landing in prison.

Dear god, that bed!

[Gobi]

Lacey's bedroom: Neon meat dream of an octopus. (For Captain Beefheart fans.)

[Auntie Anxiety]

John needs to detox from Lacey’s special sauce.

[Keywestclubkid]

He is personally delivering it to her house..... I live 

[Floatingbison]

No one day chip for him....back to Footers.

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Lacey's bedroom: Neon meat dream of an octopus. (For Captain Beefheart fans.)

Holy cow, a rock reference that's over my head.

I doff my rock cap to thee and nod in your general direction, @Gobi

Edited February 27, 2021 by Floatingbison

[Auntie Anxiety]

So I finished watching six seasons of Younger and now need a new show. Suggestions?

[renatae]

Everyone's always wondering why all the women go after Forehead. Seeing him stumbling on top of Sara just makes that question all the more apropos.

So would-be Lakota actually has some children he is in touch with, can count, and he even knows their names! Points!

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Devil Dick in the house. Baby #3 is due in eight months.

Edited February 27, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[candall]

Chon knew Lacey narked (?) on him the whole time.  He's hanging this heartbreak binge on a mighty slender thread.

 

It's a shame, though.   Chon was kind of the most reasonable character in the Lacey Saga, once Pa turned out to be another loose cannon.

[LucyEth]

And the real Devil Dick is back!

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So I finished watching six seasons of Younger and now need a new show. Suggestions?

I have become so addicted to the Korean dramas on Netflix 

[Gobi]

Mumbles might even learn his kids' names.

[Floatingbison]

Did I hear "cheesy butt," isn't that what Larissa said about Coltee?

[Pepper Mostly]

Mike and Sara are totally doing it. 

[For Cereals]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I have become so addicted to the Korean dramas on Netflix 

My friend is obsessed!

[candall]

You're her favorite person.  Any chance you know Pretty Girl's name?

[OoogleEyes]

10 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

She’s preggers right?

Which one?

[LucyEth]

Sarah things will never be good with him and he will never change.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

So raise your hand if you think Michael is going to find a new woman who is obvulating.

[LucyEth]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Did I hear "cheesy butt," isn't that what Larissa said about Coltee?

No, one of Eric’s girlfriends said it about Larissa

[Pepper Mostly]

He's going to "see his mother" wink wink. 

[renatae]

Chon headed for the bar. This will end well.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Puppy is at the vet clinic getting her rabies shot so she couldn’t be around for this scene.