Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

This is so fucking boring, LAL. I’m jonesing (heh) for an update on Flap and Lindsay.

[kacesq]

This is disgusting. No one cares about your Crip moves or fucking in a car wash. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I didn’t recognize Quaalude without him dragging a big ass suitcase around behind him.

Edited February 20, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[WaltersHair]

Are they still in freakin Branson, MO?

[kacesq]

Baby steps? Lmao, she’ll be married in 30 days before he changes his mind.

amd yes, by all means marry a guy you don’t trust, Shavel. Smart. Like all your other life choices.

[candall]

Able to sell some tracks?!?!  Are we talking about heroin, 'cuz I've heard your music, Lamar.

 

LOL, back for some of that good carwash sex.

[kacesq]

D Mark is the cousin, right?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

I thought we were done with the story of Lamar and Andrea?

Andrea has had her taste of fame, and she will never, ever let go. She'll pick fights with Lamar forever if it keeps her crazy ass on TV.

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

What is this "company" of which you speak?

It has been so long. My dear heart daughter was up from NJ with her husband and we've all been tested so they came over and we had a great time. I miss company. 

Just now, kacesq said:

This is disgusting. No one cares about your Crip moves or fucking in a car wash. 

I will never unsee Lamar and Andrea getting down in the car wash. So klassy.

[Gobi]

I guess Quandary doesn't have the 😈🍆.

[Keywestclubkid]

that wasnt staged AT ALL.. them "meeting" in the hall

[kacesq]

Does Quaylon have gold teeth?

[Auntie Anxiety]

In case you forgot about how inconsiderate people can be, go to a hotel.

[Floatingbison]

I like dread guy's fighting stance.  He looked good.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

They're "fixin' to get murred."  Quaylon has the strangest mumble mouth accent. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Whats up? 

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, I want to see Quaylon mop up the floor with D Mark. There, I said it. 

[WaltersHair]

So she's a Director and Producer now? I've been on sets and don't recall that exact language when a scene ends.

[Keywestclubkid]

why does that hotel have random chairs sitting at the end of that darkly lit hallway? that didn't look sketch at all 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I like dread guy's fighting stance.  He looked good.

D Mark was outmatched for sure. I'm sure Quaylon learned a lot about fighting in prison. 

[candall]

The combatants pause while Quaalude is finally forced to pull up his pants.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

They're "fixin' to get murred."  Quaylon has the strangest mumble mouth accent. 

Can you imagine him and Mrrkle having a conversation?

[Auntie Anxiety]

🚨🚨🚨🚨 Still have extra Devil Dick Repellant in case anyone needs it. Don’t be shy.

[LucyEth]

Could cousin D Mark not be a blood cousin, cause I think he want Shavel for himself.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Time to give Puppy her Pupperoni treat.

[Gobi]

I'm waiting for Puppy to stick her head out of the window for the car ride.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gee, who wouldn’t want Puppy to come in and clean your house? She’s perfectly trustworthy.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

D Mark was outmatched for sure. I'm sure Quaylon learned a lot about fighting in prison. 

That's what I was thinking. 

I will still root for DMark because he is awesome. 

And that's why I never gamble 

[WaltersHair]

Remind me to wear ten foot false eyelashes the next time I clean a toilet.

[Pepper Mostly]

Aw. Amber was so happy in prison. 

[candall]

Can you imagine hiring a cleaning service and they send over a grifter like Puppy?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sammy sounds like a real stand up guy. Maybe he has a sister for Puppy.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

Can you imagine hiring a cleaning service and they send over a grifter like Puppy?

This is why I will never hire a cleaner. 

Amber! For crying out loud! "We were fucked up all the time, selling dope, I fucking love the guy".

[candall]

I didn't look up in time--what's Sammy's facial tattoo situation?

[LucyEth]

How long before the pancake batter is flying

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sarah disgusts me.

[kacesq]

Sarah acts like she’s won some huge prize because Mumbles is sponging off her for a while.

God I’m losing patience with this show, all these losers preening for the cameras.

[LucyEth]

Sadly, Sarah has never seemed so happy.

[Keywestclubkid]

Those poor kids growing up around this disfunction .... 

 

[Gobi]

"Wreezel vlorb spumich yarsit."

[Pepper Mostly]

"Daddy knows all about smashing"?? Oh for crying out loud Sarah. 

[candall]

Aww.  Cabbage must be delirious with joy to have her little family unit back intact.

 

LOL, and there's the Greek chorus friend to speak for us all.

[Pepper Mostly]

Sarah of course does not want Michael in a hotel because she wants to get her itch scratched. 

[kacesq]

Sarah, he’s staying until some other loser chick interests him.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those poor girls (Pretty Girl and Pretty Baby) have one fucking hell of a role model.

[DanaMB]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Wreezel vlorb spumich yarsit."

Omg, this has me literally laughing out loud. 

[candall]

My EYES!!!

[kacesq]

Awesome...coming up next...Brittany exploits her mom and her mom exhibits her dysfunction for Z List reality show fame and checks....

[LucyEth]

I’m here to see Destinee go bat shit crazy over the car

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, come on. Michael is so smooth and debonair. What red blooded woman could resist him? I mean, he'd just have to look at you through his half open eyes and say "gghhmmfff gollooerrmpphhe is you ovulatin'?". Who among us would not melt like a chocolate bar on a manifold?

[Gobi]

Will Britz and her Mom pass the crack peace pipe tonight?