Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[candall]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

How did I not notice the huge moles on John's jaw until now?

Same.  Except I call them "warts."

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

How did I not notice the huge moles on John's jaw until now?

I think last week I wrote that those moles have a mind of their own.

[mamadrama]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Doesn't John have about 3 ex wifes and six kids? How is he swinging all this?

If his previous arrests and record are any indication then there's a scam involved somewhere. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"Welcome back". A little jailhouse humor. 

[psychoticstate]

John thinks he has six kids but I think it's actually seven.  Or maybe eight.  And if you count Kristianna's mother and sister, that's 10.  Being Pocahontas must pay well.  

[mamadrama]

2 minutes ago, andreamf15 said:

I would like John if it wasn't for him always pretending to be Pocahontas. 

Dances with Meth makes me feel a combination of sadness/irritation. 

[Gobi]

If you can't do the time, don't do Dubuque.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Sean, sweetie, that went as poorly as we all knew it would.

[psychoticstate]

I would pay good money to see Kelly open up a can of whupass on Density.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn, she’s threatening the mother of YOUR CHILDREN!

[candall]

Destinie!  You are fucking EXHAUSTING.

[psychoticstate]

So Density says it's weird for Kelly to not allow the kids to see Shawn . . . but it's perfectly okay for the kids to see Shawn and Kelly not communicating per Dictator Density's orders.  

I don't get it.  Does Density's vajayjay shoot out gold bricks or something?  

[Pepper Mostly]

Destinee is talking so fast Shawn can't follow what she says. LOL

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn needs to buy a package of Grow-A-Cet.

[OoogleEyes]

Shawn, dude, you're a freaking idiot. You have SIX CHILDREN.  Change your number. Simpleton

[psychoticstate]

Shawn, you're right.  There is nothing you can do . . . until you repossess your balls from Density's handbag.

[tearsandhysteria]

So to reiterate, you will beat Kelly up and leave Shawn? Dude, I will leave. Dude, I will leave. I don't care. I'll go. 

 

GIRL, BYE! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kelly, call the police and get it in the record.

[goofygirl]

She's trying MIGHTILY to make something up to break up with Shawn....  That twisted thinking of Destinie's... DUDE...

[psychoticstate]

Density says Kelly is ugly?  Girl, you may have been a 6 in prison but out on the streets, you're a 3.  At most.  And that's because I'm in a good mood right now.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, psychoticstate said:

Density says Kelly is ugly?  

Did she also call her fat? Duuuuuuude.

[mamadrama]

The system is just setting Kristiann up for failure. She shouldn't be returning to the same halfway house over and over again. I feel like, in the right environment with the right support and therapy, she would do a lot better. 

[tearsandhysteria]

I can't decide who I dislike more Shawn or Destinee. Both are absolutely deplorable. I hope they don't breed. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, not you again said:

My husband really digs Willie's rendition of The Rainbow Connection. 💗

I’ll have that song in my head for the rest of the evening. I used to sing it to my kids when they were babies.

[WaltersHair]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Destinee is talking so fast Shawn can't follow what she says. LOL

You can see the little eternal loading circle above his head

[goofygirl]

Don't worry Kelly....  Destinie's about to go back to prison.  If you can get out of that restaurant alive, you'll be ALL RIGHT!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Flap will be ruing the day that he attached himself to Lindsay.

[psychoticstate]

Miley Grace is a cute kid.  She deserves much better than Lindsey.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Lindsay could take a few lessons in graciousness from Miley Grace.

[tearsandhysteria]

I don't think  Destinee is nearly as hard as she keeps claiming. She hasn't made a move on anyone yet but Shawn. She knew he was weak as water and wasn't going to hit her back. That's a lot of threats and posturing with no actions. 

Edited November 14, 2020 by andreamf15

[psychoticstate]

Miley Grace is much more appreciative of Scott's efforts than Lindsey has ever been.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brenda, it’s going to take a whole lot more than prayer for Lindsay and Flap to go long term.

[OoogleEyes]

Geee..I wonder what she is drinking in that red can? 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[Auntie Anxiety]

“Reconnect” = have sex with

[tearsandhysteria]

She isn't wanting Scott. I think he'll accept the girlfriend. He knows she's going to be sleeping with someone else besides him. I think he'll be relived it's a woman. 

[Gobi]

"Miley has two Mommies. And a Daddy."

[Pepper Mostly]

Lindsay is so obviously just enduring Flappy. She can't keep the distaste off her face. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Miley in on the grift?

[Pepper Mostly]

Why is Quaylon knocking on the window like some creep? 

[WaltersHair]

That 'Daddy' crap is nails on a chalkboard every. single. time.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Miley in on the grift?

Like mother like daughter 

[Gobi]

" What made you come back? "

" Ran outta money."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Quaalude is much too sensible for this show.

[candall]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Lindsay is so obviously just enduring Flappy. She can't keep the distaste off her face. 

Yes.  When he said he hoped there would be marriage, that camera WHIPPED away from Lindsay.

[Empress1]

I’m behind. Shavel’s mother’s wig and makeup are terrible but Mom has some sense. Shavel’s face is a shade lighter than her body and the foundation has a gray tint. Girl, no.

[OoogleEyes]

Ignore everything before the "but..."

[Empress1]

Wait, Dylan’s place is really nice! Where did that come from?

[Pepper Mostly]

I would laugh and laugh if Shavel's new boo walked in to the living room, wrapped in a towel. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

In his marble mouth way, Quaylon is speaking truth.  Especially given the various idiots who decide they need to get married asap.

[Pepper Mostly]

Where is Quaylon going to get her a ring? Commissary?