Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So nice to see that Heather is renewing her “modeling” career.

She's a model. And I'm a world ranked polo player and also Miss Universe.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Destinie doesn’t like when people talk to her like that. Hahahaha

[mamadrama]

Shavel claiming that her daughter is now "used to" Quaalude being there. No, she's not. He's literally spent, what, a week or two? Max? It's not too late to tell him goodbye .

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Shawn. If this is happiness I'd hate to see what you call misery.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The photo in which Heather looked her best was the one from the back where we can't see her face or her tree stump legs.  She is quite the model. 

[psychoticstate]

Heather looks way better with the dark wig.  And dark lighting.

Density is delusional.  She's batting above her paygrade . . . and it's still Shawn.  Settle down.

[tearsandhysteria]

I love that Destinee thinks she can shade someone by saying her and shawn are getting married. Who do you think wants him? 

[mamadrama]

NONE of Dylan and Heather's storyline makes sense. I need some of you to talk to me in the spoiler section because I gotta figure out where the sex trafficking, domestic violence, etc. fit into all of this. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Oh, Dylan’s big date is with mom. Thank god because Heather would’ve been waiting in the bushes to murder any other woman who showed up. That whole “relationship” storyline was TWO DAYS! Too bad Heather has Dylan tattooed in seven different languages (however the hell one translates “Dylan”), but maybe that opens up Heather to finding someone in another country and go on 90 Day Fiancé.

I hear there's a hot guy in Jordan who might be available. 

[mamadrama]

Why is Dylan on a date with his mom? 

[psychoticstate]

Have a case of the warm fuzzies that Dylan is apparently doing well.  That apartment is nice!  Is the work he's doing legal?  Does he still keep in touch with Aunt Diane?  

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Too bad Heather has Dylan tattooed in seven different languages (however the hell one translates “Dylan”), but maybe that opens up Heather to finding someone in another country and go on 90 Day Fiancé.

She just needs to find someone else named Dylan and....Bob's your uncle!

Can you imagine her Prison Match dot Com profile? "Must be named Dylan"

[candall]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

Why is Dylan on a date with his mom? 

Because Dylan has a type?

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

Why is Dylan on a date with his mom? 

Because it's less psychologically damaging than dating Heather.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So I’ve been watching Suburra, an Italian gangster show that involves the Mafia, Vatican City, gypsies, the police and politicians. It’s pretty good.

[WaltersHair]

Kelly must have watched Office Space just before the meeting: "He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right."

[psychoticstate]

I've thought this all season but Heather looks worn as hell in her THs.

[goofygirl]

Poor kids of Shawn.  Maybe this will be better for them in the long run.

And now.....  Can't Maurice call an uber or something?? Oh wait. Cousin got gas.  Hello wedding.

[tearsandhysteria]

If the person you are marrying runs out of gas on the way, you might want to think twice. 

[WaltersHair]

The only reason Jen showed up was to be on TV and overcome that long shot of her in the first episode looking like a 50 year old

[psychoticstate]

Maurice is changing for his wedding in the stall of a public toilet?  

NOT feeling the turquoise/aquamarine blue for the ties and accessories.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maurice and Jessica, a match made in prison heaven.

[tearsandhysteria]

Well at least he isn't wearing a dark blue suit. 

[Gobi]

Does anyone have a reason they should be married?

[Auntie Anxiety]

The emcee officiant is doing his best AM DJ impersonation.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, psychoticstate said:

 
NOT feeling the turquoise/aquamarine blue for the ties and accessories.

Garish and cheap looking. 

And she calls this "a big wedding"? Nearly 3 dozen guests! 

Edited November 14, 2020 by Pepper Mostly

[JenE4]

Jessica’s dad is wearing this same interesting style tuxedo. Man, he really would do anything for his “little girl.”

[psychoticstate]

I have to admit, Maurice's tears are affecting me.  Damn it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jessica doesn’t seem to have a lot of friends. Or any willing to attend the wedding.

[goofygirl]

Chevelle is about to be seriously suprised.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Covid day’s at the KC airport.

[Pepper Mostly]

Quaylon is so pissed off, man. Shavel actually missed him. What a bitch. 

[mamadrama]

Heather's "Ive been building this business" is code for "people with crappy products on Instagram contact me and sell me shit at 20% off so that I can post pictures of me as part of our 'collab.'" Also code for "I'm a cam girl."

[candall]

Hi, Honey!  I'm here for my truck.

[psychoticstate]

Quaylon, if Shovel had showed up in your life at the right moment, it would have been before you got those hideous facial tattoos. 

[mamadrama]

2 minutes ago, psychoticstate said:

I have to admit, Maurice's tears are affecting me.  Damn it.

I think he has legit feelings for her AND her family. IMO he wants a "family." She seems middle America middle class. After being in prison it probably appeals to him. I have a soft spot. 

[tearsandhysteria]

I'm sick of Destinee and the threats. Do it if you're bad. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Kelly's afraid they're going to stick her with the tab.

[goofygirl]

Nothing like not going to the front door like a normal person but knocking on the WINDOW....  At least it wasn't dark outside!

[psychoticstate]

Don't kill me but I have a soft spot for John and Kristianna, those crazy kids.  Even if John can't remember how many kids he's got.

[candall]

John's sad.  He's thinking about those two strange women who live with him now.

[goofygirl]

John, it was all a set up so that Kristianna's sister and Mom could get out of that stinkhole....  

[psychoticstate]

After watching this season, I have Dubuque on my no-fly, never-drive-through for fear of rampant drug use, Texas Chainsaw Massacre-level shit going on.  #TheMoreYouKnow 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, psychoticstate said:

Don't kill me but I have a soft spot for John and Kristianna, those crazy kids.  Even if John can't remember how many kids he's got.

I do too. They're not too bright and lord knows they've both made terrible choices in their lives but if they can find happiness together well who am I to throw stones. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

How did I not notice the huge moles on John's jaw until now?

[tearsandhysteria]

I would like John if it wasn't for him always pretending to be Pocahontas. 

[WaltersHair]

Doesn't John have about 3 ex wives and six kids? How is he swinging all this?

sorry spelling

Edited November 14, 2020 by WaltersHair

[Auntie Anxiety]

So John has a half dozen kids and now has adopted Kristianna’s sister and mother. Smart move, John.

[Gobi]

John just has to ask himself: "What would Freddy Krueger do?"

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh no. Back to the mean streets of Dubuque.