S04.E10: Clique Bait

[OnceSane]

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As Kyle's birthday party comes to an end, Jules wonders if her time at the house is coming to a screeching halt; with Hannah distracted by Luke, Paige and Amanda don't hesitate to throw her under the bus.

Airs April 8, 2020.

[Thumper]

Why was Kyle walking around in his underwear when they were cleaning up after the party?

 

[FrankieTankie]

Hannah is one fugly chick... she thinks she hot but damn she looks like she should be running in the Kentucky derby... then there’s the ultimate D-Bag Carl ... strolling around all insecure in his white skinny jeans treating people like shit cause he got played by the trainer ... Carl is so much drama .... he’s one pathetic loser 

[jaybird2]

carl and lindsay deserve each other....both have no redeeming qualities 

[APK]

Jules, Please stop with the spray tanning. In your interview segments, your natural skin tone looks good. Too much spray tanning makes many people look orange in color.

[snarts]

I so wish someone would've stood up to Hannah when accused them of talking shit.  No, Amanda repeated exactly what you said.  Hannah was the one talking shit about Jules behind her back while being nice to her face.  If you don't like someone, at least you can own it.  Not to mention playing tennis in a bikini.  Oh, and girl looked like beast trying to mount her prey on the night vision camera. Yuck.

Speaking of, look at Lindsay trying to start an argument because she missed a weekend and is now feeling left out.  33?  More like 13.

Carl is the absolute worst.  Not a huge fan of manscaping but his chest, shoulders, neck & back need a serious intervention.

Good on Jules, Craig is adorable.  Not relationship material, but perfect for a one night stand or possible fuck buddy.  

[nell]

Carl has repulsed me from the jump.  He can't even hold a job.  Where does he get off telling Jules he "doesn't want her in the house"?  You're creepy, Carl, really creepy.  

[heatherchandler]

13 hours ago, FrankieTankie said:

Hannah is one fugly chick... she thinks she hot but damn she looks like she should be running in the Kentucky derby... then there’s the ultimate D-Bag Carl ... strolling around all insecure in his white skinny jeans treating people like shit cause he got played by the trainer ... Carl is so much drama .... he’s one pathetic loser 

 

She is so ugly, I cannot wrap my head around guys hitting on her.  She's gross.

Of course Craig was nice to Jules, I love him, he is always the nicest guy, and I think he's the hottest guy on ANY Bravo show, so go Jules.

[jumper sage]

4 hours ago, snarts said:

Good on Jules, Craig is adorable.  Not relationship material, but perfect for a one night stand or possible fuck buddy. 

Ewwwwwwwwwww!

15 minutes ago, heatherchandler said:

I cannot wrap my head around guys hitting on her.

She's easy!

[RedDelicious]

Carl is the definition of hot mess. And that's such an old and overused term. When he was sitting there manspreading in his toga, EWW. Put it away Carl, nobody wants to see it.

I like Jules but I could not with the fake crying. She managed one Lauren Conrad tear.

Hannah needs to put some clothes on. 

[F8.]

Well another episode and I was here for the drama. And it reinforced one thing for me. When the rubber hits the road white straight boys can be way bitchier than any mean girl or gay boy!

Jordan – LOVED that dramatic  exit as he strutted down the driveway and gave everyone one last glare through his sunglasses as the window slid closed. Would have been SO much funnier if the window got stuck or did that really slow roll up…a boy can only dream lol. Clearly his driver was thinking “White people be CRAZY!”.

Jules – you go girl. Snagging that Southern Charm hot boy that so many of us lust over lol And well deserved after what a cunxtuesday Carl was.

Paige – she rocks, Don't think so? Fight me!

Carl – seriously what the fuck. Right now look up entitled, spoilt 30-something child and that’s Carl’s picture you see. Oh waaaah your “girlfriend” from your 8 minute old relationship didn’t show so you just wanna be a massive buttfuck to people. If Luke wasn’t around you would have to be prime contender for douchenozzle of season. I just want to slap Carl in the face and remind her she’s not some tantrumming tween whose Mom didn’t buy her Bieber tickets.  

Luke - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ No changes since last week. Still an asshole. No wait. This week he’s an asshole without a bike so yeah I guess he IS showing some light and shade to his personality. (sees episode to the end) Cancel that. No light and shade at all.

Hannah – come on gurl you know better than this. You’re a strong, independent woman who is falling for a d-bag.  I hope you see it and dump his indecisive ass.

Notable highlights:

-          Kyle drunk in a gerbil ball starts to realise he’s running out of air and relies on people so drunk they can’t form  a sentence to save him

-          Luke tells Hannah in the middle of make out “oh no we have to wait. I really want to boink you but I find this is a really good way to manipulate you “. King Douchenozzle rides again. Luke came on here confident he would come out looking sexy and modely but so far he comes off as jerky and wanky.

-          Carl has an argument with a chair, has a tantrum and threatens to go home because of some unknown reason. The chair gave him attitude? Lindsay wins game of life? His eyebrows won’t speak to him?

-          Lindsay. Thinks ‘I’m bored’… “Hey Hannah Amanda and Paige hate your boyfriend”. Boredom gone. Bored again. “Hey Hannah grow some balls”. Sorted.

-          Kyle. Body. How does he look that banging when he spends every weekend shitfaced. At 37. Jealous.

 

I was trying to find a picture of Kyle shirtless and Pietro popped in. Why not share is what I thought 😇

 

Edited April 9, 2020 by F8.

[biakbiak]

So Carl screams repeatedly to Jordan “get the fuck out of the house!” And when he does he wants a bro hug? I hate Kordan but him leaving Carl’s vile ass hanging was lovely

[geauxaway]

11 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

She is so ugly, I cannot wrap my head around guys hitting on her.  She's gross.

She likes anal and will tell you that.  Even if you didn’t want to know.. But now you do.  🤷🏻‍♀️
 

Did you know she plays tennis?
 

I agree though, she is ugly, crass and has horrible fashion.  That is not what I am watching this show for.  

 

[DrSparkles]

I can’t get my head around spending the kind of money people spend for a summer house in the Hamptons (obvs not these people, but still) to drive out Friday afternoon/evening & drive home Sunday afternoon???? I guess I’m spoiled from spending my 20s living east of 95 in FL (& currently 1 block from ocean 😃) 🤷🏼‍♀️?! It just seems nuts. I used to really enjoy this show, especially when they went around the Hamptons, but now I’m hate-watching.

[heatherchandler]

I don't know where else to put this, but Bravo is showing NYC Prep right now!  Is there a forum????

[DallasDiva243]

3 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

I don't know where else to put this, but Bravo is showing NYC Prep right now!  Is there a forum????

Lol I’m watching it now and just looked for a forum with no luck 👎

[heatherchandler]

39 minutes ago, DallasDiva243 said:

Lol I’m watching it now and just looked for a forum with no luck 👎

And there is SO MUCH to snark on!  

[FozzyBear]

What the fuck is Carl’s problem with Jules. Like I fundamentally do not understand the issue he has with her. Other then him being a fucking asshole that just fundamentally hates women. I also don’t entirely get Hannah’s issue with her either. I think she might just want to side with the boys. But I still don’t get what the actual problem is.

Edited April 11, 2020 by FozzyBear

[2dogmom]

why doesn't anyone ever just lay it out there that Jordan is obviously GAY?

and Carl has bad legs, he shouldn't wear short shorts.  its like he has skinny cankles.

that's all I got. 

 

[F8.]

8 hours ago, FozzyBear said:

What the fuck is Carl’s problem with Jules. Like I fundamentally do not understand the issue he has with her. Other then him being a fucking asshole that just fundamentally hates women. I also don’t entirely get Hannah’s issue with her either. I think she might just want to side with the boys. But I still don’t get what the actual problem is.

I am not sure he has a problem with Jules I just think he was fucked off over his "girlfriend" (I've taken dumps that lasted longer than their relationship so far) decided not to come and just like the 12 yeasr old boy he is, he took it out on who ever was closest. Carl might smile a good game but just under the surface a true asshole lurks.

On 4/10/2020 at 1:09 PM, geauxaway said:

Did you know she plays tennis?

Now THAT is some funny shade 😄 

[biakbiak]

22 minutes ago, 2dogmom said:

why doesn't anyone ever just lay it out there that Jordan is obviously GAY?

 

 

They asked him last season if he was and said he was not.

[FozzyBear]

13 hours ago, F8. said:

I am not sure he has a problem with Jules I just think he was fucked off over his "girlfriend" (I've taken dumps that lasted longer than their relationship so far) decided not to come and just like the 12 yeasr old boy he is, he took it out on who ever was closest. Carl might smile a good game but just under the surface a true asshole lurks.

Now THAT is some funny shade 😄 

I’m with you there. He doesn’t seem to have a real issue except just being pissed off in general that day. I also suspect that he was way drunker than his behavior might have let on. Carl both does and does not hold his liquor well. He turns into ugly drunk Carl after just a couple of drinks, like the change before and after his first sip of alcohol is obvious to me. But he also remains upright and kind of functional way after I would probably be dead from alcohol poising. I’m only being slightly hyperbolic. I’ve always noticed he can stay at super drunk levels for hours. I’m not sure I could stay awake that long and I’m not a stranger to being over served. I think he was in a blackout starting from the house meeting in the bedroom last episode. His over the top reaction of “Kick them out! They’re both gone! They’re fucking out of here!” was so strange. I’m not convinced he remembered his conversation with Jules at the party. When they were all talking the next day he had this look on his face for a minute. Like he wasn’t at all sure what defense he should take because he didn’t know what he said or did and was too embarrassed to admit that he was in another blackout. Then find out from Kyle that he’s skipping work. When Kyle is concerned about your partying and lack of accountability? That guy is a mess. 

Edited April 12, 2020 by FozzyBear

[F8.]

5 hours ago, FozzyBear said:

When Kyle is concerned about your partying and lack of accountability?

Couldn't have said it better myself - although I have gained a little more respect for Kyle this episode - just his decision to have Carl report to his COO was an indication he has SOME idea what he's doing.

And yeah you're right on the Carl thing. He doesn't usually slur or sway but his actions indicate he's full blast insanely drunk sometimes.

 

[2dogmom]

15 hours ago, biakbiak said:

They asked him last season if he was and said he was not.

that's what he tells his family. maybe the guy doesn't even know it himself...he reminds me of that chrisley guy

 

Edited April 12, 2020 by 2dogmom

[biakbiak]

9 hours ago, 2dogmom said:

that's what he tells his family. maybe the guy doesn't even know it himself...he reminds me of that chrisley guy

 

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