iRarelyWatchTV36 March 7, 2016 Share March 7, 2016 Why are you walking out that door? Tell me, you orange furred ape! I have other options to explore, Need a new helper to manscape. I always spread for you and now you want more? Just for spite, I'm gonna go hook up with the resident hair-like-Snape. Stability is such a goddamned bore, To turbulent, possibly lonely, times I must escape! 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2028986
AngelaHunter March 7, 2016 Share March 7, 2016 Zombie nose not right? Rick goes bam bam bam bam bam Is that a problem? 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2030879
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 7, 2016 Share March 7, 2016 Dead eye stare. Fists in face. What? 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2030954
Nashville March 8, 2016 Share March 8, 2016 A burly carrot-top named Abe Was shacked up with a razor fine babe. But then Abe hit the street In search of dark meat. Idiot - I'd rather make Rosita outgrabe. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2034311
AngelaHunter March 9, 2016 Share March 9, 2016 I'd rather make Rosita outgrabe. Are you calling Rosita a mome rath? Sorry. I couldn't help myself. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2034881
PeterPirate March 9, 2016 Share March 9, 2016 A big fight ensues Under a satellite dish Where are the Ewoks? 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2035239
Nashville March 9, 2016 Share March 9, 2016 Are you calling Rosita a mome rath? Sorry. I couldn't help myself. So my rhyme took me down a strange path And my use of outgrabe has stirred wrath. But I'll still hold my line That Rosita is fine And yeah - I'd mome the shit outta that rath. ;> 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2036707
AngelaHunter March 9, 2016 Share March 9, 2016 Rosita, mome rath? Abe, flame-headed Jabberwock Burbl'd as he came Ew 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2037121
PeterPirate March 10, 2016 Share March 10, 2016 'Ware the Jabberwock, My son. The claws that catch will Ruin your haiku 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2039278
CletusMusashi March 11, 2016 Share March 11, 2016 Abe is a walrus Alone, with no carpenter to tend to his wood In a sea of shit he swims through bad metaphors in search of oysters 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2043197
PeterPirate March 11, 2016 Share March 11, 2016 Rick said that Lori Grilled up godawful pancakes Only on Sundays With lumpy Bisquick It is a miracle that Carl was ever born 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2044141
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 11, 2016 Share March 11, 2016 Bisquick makes Carl Frog legs create Judith Michonne, you hungry? 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2044795
CletusMusashi March 12, 2016 Share March 12, 2016 So by that logic we will get Daryl Junior from half a white rabbit 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2045709
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 12, 2016 Share March 12, 2016 Not quite sure It could be a cross Between opossum & skunk? 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2045732
CletusMusashi March 14, 2016 Share March 14, 2016 Carol is sad now Why must she dwell on her past? Morgan's got her goat 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2050249
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 14, 2016 Share March 14, 2016 Please run Nope, won't do Making out with a growler 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2050430
SpaghettiTuesdays March 14, 2016 Share March 14, 2016 Paula, Paula, why didn't you run? Don't you know how deadly Carol is with a gun? Instead you found yourself sadly impaled. Bite after bite, your death entailed. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2052962
AngelaHunter March 14, 2016 Share March 14, 2016 Have you forgotten Daryl's worm? Gulp, down the hatch. Skunk is haute cuisine. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2052990
CletusMusashi March 15, 2016 Share March 15, 2016 Why are roses red? Why are dingleberries brown? Abe sucks at love poems. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2053848
AngelaHunter March 15, 2016 Share March 15, 2016 On another forum we used to take the last line of the previous poster's haiku and make a new one. Here's a (poor) example, if anyone wishes to try. Abe sucks at love poems. Cuz Abe is a motherdick Bisquick euphemism sucks too. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2055692
SpaghettiTuesdays March 18, 2016 Share March 18, 2016 Bisquick euphemism sucks, too, but so does no more food. Sorry, Judith, here's acorns. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2062785
CletusMusashi March 18, 2016 Share March 18, 2016 "Judith, here's acorns." "I don't eat those raw no more! Put 'em in cookies!" 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2063003
Watcher0363 March 18, 2016 Share March 18, 2016 Put 'em in cookies! Bent her like a fajita! Abraham talks sex? 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2063212
AngelaHunter March 18, 2016 Share March 18, 2016 (edited) Abraham talks sex? Some new ass for dolphin rides? Abe, your talk is smooth Edited March 18, 2016 by AngelaHunter 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2064672
Nashville March 18, 2016 Share March 18, 2016 Abe, your talk is smooth Except when Rosita cries. Dolphin THIS, asshole. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2065036
SpaghettiTuesdays March 19, 2016 Share March 19, 2016 (edited) "Dolphin THIS asshole!" Sasha says. Girl fight ensues. Wouldn't that be nice? (Changed the punctuation for a slightly different meaning. Hope that's not cheating lol Edited March 19, 2016 by SpaghettiTuesdays 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2066117
CletusMusashi March 19, 2016 Share March 19, 2016 Abe, your talk is smooth Except when Rosita cries. Dolphin THIS, asshole. I'm claiming my once-in-a-whatever thang to give extra thumbs up. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2066139
paigow March 20, 2016 Share March 20, 2016 Abe, your talk is smooth Are Yoda inversions allowed? Smooth your talk is Abe 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2067601
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 Wouldn't that be nice? Withheld feelings, then Died for a Crush-ing opine. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2070333
CletusMusashi March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 "What's on your mind, doc?" "Self actualization... and... something pointy..." 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2070636
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 21, 2016 Share March 21, 2016 (edited) Hi, my name's Denise, Hang on, there's something in my eye. I'm getting (to) the point, Sir Grease, As I continue to speechify while I die. Edited March 26, 2016 by iRarelyWatchTV36 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2070758
CletusMusashi March 22, 2016 Share March 22, 2016 Eugene is well trained in the great Japanese art of hot dog eating 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2075551
Nashville March 22, 2016 Share March 22, 2016 ...of hot dog eating? Is that truly Japanese? I thought Lower Broad. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2075777
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 23, 2016 Share March 23, 2016 Lunch forgotten, Eugene felt peckish. Satisfied meat craving. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2079758
PeterPirate March 25, 2016 Share March 25, 2016 The group is saddened They mourn because they took an Arrow in da knees 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2084458
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 26, 2016 Share March 26, 2016 Psychological profiling Timing not so great. Crossbow-ned. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2087578
Nashville March 26, 2016 Share March 26, 2016 Railroad tracks in open? Not best place for monologue. Denise? She got the point. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2087717
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 26, 2016 Share March 26, 2016 Don't you get it?! This was proving myself. Death becomes me. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2087737
AnnaMayWong March 26, 2016 Share March 26, 2016 Yeah, Sasha, you, too, are mighty fine, Abe--he came for ya with a whine. Use him real good and, Oh (❗), very rude Then CURB that mo'fo' dude So, he will no longer be thine. 1 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2088792
CletusMusashi March 27, 2016 Share March 27, 2016 Motorcycle? Found. Crossbow? Found, shortly after. Shower? Still searching. 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2089646
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 27, 2016 Share March 27, 2016 You are brave & strong. You are alone. The point struck quickly. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2090154
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 30, 2016 Share March 30, 2016 (edited) Do as I say, Nobody leaves ASZ... ran off with half the group. Edited March 30, 2016 by iRarelyWatchTV36 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2100639
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 31, 2016 Share March 31, 2016 Daryl, stop. Fine, whatever; we out... or not. Stupidity is contagious. Sasha smiling. Abe's cigar in her pocket. Rosita gags. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2103993
iRarelyWatchTV36 April 4, 2016 Share April 4, 2016 (edited) 30 seconds to credits. Batter up. Splitting headache. Edited April 4, 2016 by iRarelyWatchTV36 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2113174
Mu Shu April 7, 2016 Share April 7, 2016 Oh Here is Neegan Say hello to my lil friend You picked a fine time 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2126574
SpaghettiTuesdays April 8, 2016 Share April 8, 2016 (edited) Lucille made a friend. Only, who was it? If we could know. Stupid show. Edited April 8, 2016 by SpaghettiTuesdays 1 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2127963
Nashville April 9, 2016 Share April 9, 2016 You picked a fine time to bean me, Lucille When Negan and crew have forced all us to kneel. I've lived through walkers But these Saviors are talkers And barbed wire leaves wounds that won't heal. You picked a fine time to bean me, Lucille. 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2131997
walnutqueen April 9, 2016 Share April 9, 2016 You picked a fine time to bean me, Lucille When Negan and crew have forced all us to kneel. I've lived through walkers But these Saviors are talkers And barbed wire leaves wounds that won't heal. You picked a fine time to bean me, Lucille. Can't remember the poster's name, but their song parody was "You picked a fine time to cleave me, Lucille", which had me in stitches. :-) 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2132385
CletusMusashi April 9, 2016 Share April 9, 2016 And of course, back in the late 70s, Frank Zappa wrote a song called "Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up..." 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2133138
Mu Shu April 10, 2016 Share April 10, 2016 Maybe the reveal Shows Darryl taking a bath That would shock many 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/10559-there-once-was-a-merle-from-nantucket-the-walking-dead-limericks/page/5/#findComment-2134079
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