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There Once Was A Merle From Nantucket: The Walking Dead Limericks


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Why are you walking out that door?

Tell me, you orange furred ape!

I have other options to explore,

Need a new helper to manscape.

I always spread for you and now you want more?

Just for spite, I'm gonna go hook up with the resident hair-like-Snape.

Stability is such a goddamned bore,

To turbulent, possibly lonely, times I must escape!

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Are you calling Rosita a mome rath?

 

Sorry. I couldn't help myself.

So my rhyme took me down a strange path

And my use of outgrabe has stirred wrath.

But I'll still hold my line

That Rosita is fine

And yeah - I'd mome the shit outta that rath.

;>

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On another forum we used to take the last line of the previous poster's haiku and make a new one. Here's a (poor) example, if anyone wishes to try.

 

Abe sucks at love poems.

Cuz Abe is a motherdick

Bisquick euphemism sucks too.

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You picked a fine time to bean me, Lucille

When Negan and crew have forced all us to kneel.

I've lived through walkers

But these Saviors are talkers

And barbed wire leaves wounds that won't heal.

You picked a fine time to bean me, Lucille.

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You picked a fine time to bean me, Lucille

When Negan and crew have forced all us to kneel.

I've lived through walkers

But these Saviors are talkers

And barbed wire leaves wounds that won't heal.

You picked a fine time to bean me, Lucille.

 

Can't remember the poster's name, but their song parody was "You picked a fine time to cleave me, Lucille", which had me in stitches.  :-)

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