kikismom March 19, 2015 Author Share March 19, 2015 His efforts Father Gabriel Spends On Deanna, trying to make friends He can't be one of the boys While wearing his Poise Will it work with a lady? Depends. 7 Link to comment
Mu Shu March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 Deanna likes Rick Sexy man with thangs....and stuff... Chevy Chase dies next 5 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 (edited) So you want to learn to build walls, oh? You realize this makes you the next to go? But I guess its better you than me, So I shall give you my knowledge for free. Glenn watched him get torn apart from head to toe. Edited March 20, 2015 by iRarelyWatchTV36 5 Link to comment
Watcher0363 March 21, 2015 Share March 21, 2015 The Evolution of Father Gabriel: 1 haiku stanza at a time. Thus Far........... I locked all the doors.Echos of scratches remain.Satan waits for me. Thou shall not kill here.God's asylum pools with blood.Salvation is lost. Guilt via God's grace.Satan's spawns delivered me.Cast them from Eden. 5 Link to comment
CletusMusashi March 22, 2015 Share March 22, 2015 (edited) Just a very silly TV theme parody that's been forming itself in my head for a couple days... We know they have phones and cars in the afterlife. But what if the dead characters had a piano to gather around? Dale: Boy, that old Glenn/ Maggie ship... Lori: used to make the saccharin drip... Merle: Crazy Guv, he made her strip... Brillip: Those were the days... Sofia: Never knew where we were then... Gareth: Girls were grilled, and manwich? Men... Mary: Mister we could use another Bob-B-Cue- Bob: Eat my taint! Shane: Didn't need no lollipop... Dawn: Everybody pushed his mop... Tyreese: Please just make the singing stop... Beth: Tho-ose wer-ere the day-ay-ay-ay-ays! Edited March 22, 2015 by CletusMusashi 7 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 22, 2015 Share March 22, 2015 ^ lol Tyreese, Noah, and Bob should start a chorus line. They can name themselves the 'Two and a Half Brothers' And a cheerful call out for encouragement; "Break your leg, Bob!" "Bob, you're doing great... except you keep missing every other kick step" 2 Link to comment
AngelaHunter March 22, 2015 Share March 22, 2015 Just brilliant, Cletus, and the very best part is that I read that in Edith and Archie's voices. *Applauds* 1 3 Link to comment
kikismom March 22, 2015 Author Share March 22, 2015 Just a very silly TV theme parody that's been forming itself in my head for a couple days... We know they have phones and cars in the afterlife. But what if the dead characters had a piano to gather around? Dale: Boy, that old Glenn/ Maggie ship... Lori: used to make the saccharin drip... Merle: Crazy Guv, he made her strip... Brillip: Those were the days... Sofia: Never knew where we were then... Gareth: Girls were grilled, and manwich? Men... Mary: Mister we could use another Bob-B-Cue- Bob: Eat my taint! Shane: Didn't need no lollipop... Dawn: Everybody pushed his mop... Tyreese: Please just make the singing stop... Beth: Tho-ose wer-ere the day-ay-ay-ay-ays! Outstanding! :-) 2 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 23, 2015 Share March 23, 2015 I hate you Porch Dick. I don't like you Officer Friendly. Poor innocent window suffers the consequences. 1 Link to comment
CletusMusashi March 23, 2015 Share March 23, 2015 (edited) Staring in window Sam, what do you think you are? The damn Burger King? What kind of a cop just lives for war and conquest? Genghis Constable. Enid: "Watch me dash!" Coral: "That ain't nothing, girl... Watch me haberdash!" Edited March 23, 2015 by CletusMusashi 3 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 23, 2015 Share March 23, 2015 (edited) Why do you care if my life is in a bad spot? Duh, cause I want you and you're hot. What the hell have you been telling him? Well shit, now I'm gonna have beat on Officer Slim. Take your best shots at it, Doc. Before I (attempt to) clean your clock. Let's take this to the street, through the window, Where the watching crowd will assemble and grow. "Don't interfere" I hit you with a snarl, "Can't hug right now, kind of busy, Carl.". Rick, stop this incredibly stupid fight, Ok, but only so I can flex my unhingingly crazed verbal might. Edited March 23, 2015 by iRarelyWatchTV36 4 Link to comment
Watcher0363 March 23, 2015 Share March 23, 2015 Woman in distress.Maddening soliloquy.Night Night officer. 4 Link to comment
CletusMusashi March 24, 2015 Share March 24, 2015 I think that was the tightest second line of any haiku ever. 3 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 30, 2015 Share March 30, 2015 Sword slashes in the fire light, Reg gets a case of the dead, Drunk Doc is fired. Surrender the drink, Peace, chill man, Weak ambush! 3 Link to comment
CletusMusashi March 30, 2015 Share March 30, 2015 Aaron's shirt is clean, which is kind of odd, because it's his only shirt. 5 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 30, 2015 Share March 30, 2015 Drop me, and you die. Didn't heed my warning. - Casserole Dish 4 Link to comment
Watcher0363 March 31, 2015 Share March 31, 2015 Previously on FPP The Evolution of Father Gabriel: 1 haiku stanza at a time. Thus Far........... I locked all the doors.Echos of scratches remain.Satan waits for me. Thou shall not kill here.God's asylum pools with blood.Salvation is lost. Guilt via God's grace.Satan's spawns delivered me.Cast them from Eden. Pointed gun's prayer.Redemption in Sasha's haunt.A path to solace. 4 Link to comment
Nashville March 31, 2015 Share March 31, 2015 Pop a cap in me. Sasha, I am begging you. Can't do it myself. 7 Link to comment
CletusMusashi April 1, 2015 Share April 1, 2015 (edited) Peter, Peter, woman beater had a wife, but drank a liter after each and every meal til Rick and Carol made him squeal. Father Pee Pants, come lock the gate. There's zombies outside; folks here still ain't ate. What the hell's up? Just leaving now, is he? I'm gonna be honest. I'd rather trust Lizzie. Liquor-y, liquor-y doc Porch Pete can barely walk He struck, then Rick smacked down that dick The town surgeon's him? What the fock? Edited April 1, 2015 by CletusMusashi 8 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 April 4, 2015 Share April 4, 2015 Got their wolf butts kicked by middle-aged sage ninja, Never coulda saw that coming, didjya? And yet again with loading the empty clip, Ya can't possibly really be this stupid, you dip! Look, one of those advantageously placed abandoned cars! We're surrounded by hive-minded groupies, like real-life rock stars! Hey, check it out; its that's one weird dude who used be to named Dave, Huh, wonder what he's doing here? He only seemed to like a dead rave. This 'guy' tried to kiss me while lying on top of me, I asked him nicely to stop, but he didn't, so I gave him a lobotomy. Was thinking to get my point across, I'd have to arrive and make things pretty messy, But then I saw one of the very few things that can distract me now, and her name's Jessie. Dumb move Reg, confronting the Porch Dicker, When he's got a big sharp sword and has been hitting the liquor. *Bam!* Huh, I just wondered, if he carries a card to prove he's one of those organ donors, *"Rick?"* Hey, well if it isn't my old friend, one not-so-crazy anymore Morgan Jones. 5 Link to comment
Nashville April 5, 2015 Share April 5, 2015 Peter, Peter, porchdick greeter Had a wife and loved to beat her. Pete nicked Reg, and blood did well, D said "Do it" - now Pete's in Hell. 7 Link to comment
kikismom April 5, 2015 Author Share April 5, 2015 (edited) Here comes Peter Likes-To-Beat Staggering' down Morgan Street Stumbling, mumbling Shitstorm's on the way! Loaded up on Jim Beam joy, To "take a look at your girl and boy" Things to make you feel like doin' "A"! He's got attitude with Carol And threats for Rick Grimes too A black eye for little Sam's mommy, What do you think they'll do? Here comes RIck with his cray-cray swagger, The constable's got the moves like Jagger, Tongue-cluckin', eye-fuckin' Shitstorm's on the way! Pete didn't do the things he should Too late to start being good Rick will make Deanna see things his way! Pete wakes up in Hell next morning, And he'll know why he is there. When the flames start to heat that bullet From the gun Rick was hiding in his underwear! Hippity hoppity Happy Easter Day! Edited April 5, 2015 by kikismom 1 6 Link to comment
AngelaHunter April 6, 2015 Share April 6, 2015 QuoteHere comes RIck with his cray-cray swagger, The constable's got the moves like Jagger, Tongue-cluckin', eye-fuckin' Shitstorm's on the way! Thanks for perverting one of my childhood memories. No, really. Thanks. This is so much better words cannot express it. Bwahahaha!! 5 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 April 7, 2015 Share April 7, 2015 Look who thinks he's worth all the fuss, But I say "he's not one of us!", You couldn't figure out who I meant by 'Officer Slim', Well, "This is him! This is him!!" When you tell the truth, you really spew it, Well, I see the light now, Rick. "Do it" Wow, this place is nice, seems quite serene and therapeutic, *gunshot* But I don't remember seeing that in the brochure; "Rick?". 4 Link to comment
kikismom April 7, 2015 Author Share April 7, 2015 Look who thinks he's worth all the fuss, But I say "he's not one of us!", You couldn't figure out who I meant by 'Officer Slim', Well, "This is him! This is him!!" When you tell the truth, you really spew it, Well, I see the light now, Rick. "Do it" Wow, this place is nice, seems quite serene and therapeutic, *gunshot* But I don't remember seeing that in the brochure; "Rick?". Extra points for "spew it" lol 3 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 April 7, 2015 Share April 7, 2015 (edited) Extra points for "spew it" lol I could see Deanna telling him this, too; "If you're gonna spew, spew into this!" (hands him a microphone). Or just turns the video-camera on and records him. Edited April 7, 2015 by iRarelyWatchTV36 2 Link to comment
AngelaHunter April 7, 2015 Share April 7, 2015 Porchdick doc oh man Rick does not kill the living. Except when he does. 3 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 April 7, 2015 Share April 7, 2015 Porch Dicks try to bully the Ricktator. The Ricktator kills Porch Dicks because their annoying abusers who accidentally slit throats; If you meet the Ricktator, don't be an annoying drunk Porch Dick (who also has a beautiful wife). 1 Link to comment
Watcher0363 April 7, 2015 Share April 7, 2015 (edited) Rick and the dead guys.Have Rick will travel and rant.Rick's love comes harshly. Edited April 7, 2015 by Watcher0363 1 Link to comment
CletusMusashi April 7, 2015 Share April 7, 2015 (edited) This haiku is entitled "Carol." In a lawless world... How do you manage to be... a vigilante? Edited April 7, 2015 by CletusMusashi 4 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 April 7, 2015 Share April 7, 2015 (edited) (not really) A Haiku dedicated to "Carol's Cookies"... Formed and baked, Glazed with death threats. Nutrient replacement for feces lost in underwear. Edited April 7, 2015 by iRarelyWatchTV36 1 3 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 (^ its been 11 days, and that scene is still creepy as all F!) 1 Link to comment
Nashville April 10, 2015 Share April 10, 2015 Coulda told her that's what happens when you hang with the Pi Kappa Alpha boys. Those Pike parties get mean. 4 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 April 10, 2015 Share April 10, 2015 *sigh* I used to really like kids. Until they told me it was about having fun; about making an artistic impression. "Lay down and play dead", they told me. We 'll be there soon to check it out & take a couple of pics, they told me - its been 4 hours now. I think I got effing Punk'd! I ain't got no time for pranks! Those dirty lil bastards.... 2 Link to comment
CletusMusashi April 10, 2015 Share April 10, 2015 (edited) Single Black Female seeks Formerly Undead Malesto share booty dance. Hey, I'm just saying... if I'm a zombie extra... put Sasha on me. And, you know what's weird? Spell Check doesn't recognize "Undead" as a word. Edited April 10, 2015 by CletusMusashi 7 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 April 12, 2015 Share April 12, 2015 (edited) Hey, I'm just saying...if I'm a zombie extra... put Sasha on me. (OT reply); I wonder how that celebration went for landing a role on TWD.... "I got cast! I'm gonna be on TWD!!" "Yeah? That's great! What's the role?" "Its not a speaking part, but I don't care. The role is simply called 'Sasha's (Undead) Mattress'. I'm so excited!!" "........" Edited April 12, 2015 by iRarelyWatchTV36 4 Link to comment
Watcher0363 April 12, 2015 Share April 12, 2015 (OT reply); I wonder how that celebration went for landing a role on TWD.... "I got cast! I'm gonna be on TWD!!" "Yeah? That's great! What's the role?" "Its not a speaking part, but I don't care. The role is simply called 'Sasha's (Undead) Mattress'. I'm so excited!!" "........" Truly a bonus for some and for others a bonus and boner to boot. I'm just saying for some. 3 Link to comment
AngelaHunter April 13, 2015 Share April 13, 2015 a bonus and boner to boot. Try saying THAT ten times. Sasha's lucky that none of those Viagra-popping undead were beneath her. 2 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 April 13, 2015 Share April 13, 2015 (edited) Try saying THAT ten times. Sasha's lucky that none of those Viagra-popping undead were beneath her. Depending on the POV, one could also say she was quite unlucky. "Either this mattress is pretty lumpy or somebody(s) really happy to see me!" The walkers enjoyed it too, and bragged about it; "Who said necrophilia was a taboo?? She dropped me and then I got laid (on)! That's a 'win' in my book." Edited April 13, 2015 by iRarelyWatchTV36 1 Link to comment
CletusMusashi October 12, 2015 Share October 12, 2015 Waiting for the show To drink I've got lots of beer And for food? Acorns. 4 Link to comment
SpaghettiTuesdays October 12, 2015 Share October 12, 2015 Tension. Mystery. All things The Walking Dead has. Who ate Morgan's bar? (My bet's on Carl.) 3 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 October 12, 2015 Share October 12, 2015 Zombie-shuffle marathon. Trucks toppling off ledges. It must be a Fall Sunday night again. Link to comment
Cheetosandchoc October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 The dead go marching one by one hurrah, hurrah, The dead go marching one by one hurrah, HURRAH! The dead go marching one by one, the little one stops to eat someone, And they all go marching down, around, the town. 2 Link to comment
SometimesBites October 15, 2015 Share October 15, 2015 My humble submission to the effort: Her new name is Cardigan Carol.She sports lots of lady apparel.Her smile is a rusethat is meant to defuse,‘cause she’s wily and deadly as Daryl. Mr. Dixon is greasy and hairywith an attitude often contrary.But the leathers he’s wearinare favorites with Aaron,so Eric had better be wary. Little Carl grew up trigger-happyand familiar with guns, like his pappy.Now he’s got a sweet notionand runs in slow motion.Young Ron thinks it’s all pretty crappy. Dear Morgan is finally backwith a rabbit’s foot stuffed in his pack.He found his friend Rick,he’s a whiz with his stick,and he questions Michonne about snacks. 6 Link to comment
walnutqueen October 15, 2015 Share October 15, 2015 SometimesBites - you have a gift! :-) 1 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 October 16, 2015 Share October 16, 2015 Hey ya Morgan, how you be? Sorry about the quarantine, but now you're free. You're welcome to live in my new home, With this great lady named Michonne. No PB snackbar wars though, I don't want to referee. Seen you sitting up here all alone, Letting you know I'm here if you ever want to bone..... Shut up you not-quite-a-man, Enjoy the quiet while I hold your hand. "This isn't what I had in mind", he sighed with a groan. I wanna see my dead old man, I don't care if it makes shit hit the fan. Oh no, I'm being chased by things that want to eat me, All over remorse for a guy used to drink and beat me. And of you, sir Grimes, I am no fan. 2 Link to comment
CletusMusashi October 19, 2015 Share October 19, 2015 "What big knives you have... the better to kill you with!" says Carol, shooting. 2 Link to comment
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