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Aw come on, who among us wouldn't treasure dating advice from 5'10" spectacular blonde supermodels with legs that go on forever? I'm sure Kristin Cavallini and I have a lot in common in the field of dating experiences, we could be buddies and share tips on how to stop intimidating men and being worshiped at the altar of lust, how to shake off the grovelling ones, and the wealthy narcissists seeking a trophy! NOT!!! I figure Ally must have had similar thoughts.

The Mold Was Real But The Pot Wasn't - That was a nice turnabout. At first I was looking forward to the defendant getting busted for having a grow op the house he was renting. It wasn't too long before JJ & I (we're a team now) were on to the grow up being a figment of the landlady's feverish imagination, and that the defendants were living inside a literal mushroom. Like Smurfs, but with more rot. The Lure Of Speed - Guys I couldn't wait to tell you about this case. These days, people smoke weed, oxy & stuff... shoot heroin... (I'm an expert, I watched every episode of Intervention since its premiere), but this blonde plaintiff, who totally looked like she had her shit together before she started to talk, must have consumed prodigious quantities of speed before her appearance. Fast talking, twitches, bizarre affect, insane lawsuit, it was all there. My joy was compounded when, in the hallterview, the defendant said: "she's on speed, that's why she's wired." Told you all that watching Intervention made me an expert! That dream used Mercedes was soooo not a gift.

Elm, you can watch Millionaire Matchmaker and amuse yourself trying to find all the made up stuff and the bold face lies until there is no shred of the show left resembling reality! Judge Judy also has a very lively thread, and the show is daily. Hope to see you around!

I think it was more the lump sump nature of the payment, perhaps remittance should have been staggered to avoid being squandered.

Very impressive physical changes, but even more so the changes in their personalities. Christina especially, was a passive, lifeless whiner. Suddenly she is proactive, invested in her well-being, and loving life again. It's nothing short of a miracle. WOW. Unexpected was how the weight loss laid bare the fetishist nature of some of the caregivers' dysfunction, Sadly it was truly a fetish and there was nothing else. The obese persons found health, but the caregivers are still sick. Kudos to Christina's mother for changing her outlook from enabler to supporter. Very impressive.

Boring truck case - There you have it. Nuthin' to see here. No fur stole, no funny names, just a truck and some tires. Child paying child support - I am in love with JJ when she gives bad parents the riot act. Deadbeat drunk father with the shakes from missing his breakfast cocktail got his eldest to pay for the back child support of the youngest ones, and his two DUIs to re-instate his driver's license? That bird doesn't fly in JJ's America. Appliance Burglar - Count me in as another victim touched by the Paris terrorist attack. There I was, minute 27 of my favorite show and waiting for the dénouement of this fascinating tale of vanishing range, fridge, dishwasher, etc, only to be injured by the preemption by some presidential address and news footage of emergency baguette delivery in the perfume capital. At the very moment where JJ exclaimed: "are you telling me that you took her property and you sold it?" to boot! Oh the injustice of terrorists interrupting my television. Cruel world indeed.

I watched the episode with Stefan of "Moods of Norway" and I almost lost it when Patti berated a casting call girl for having two-color hair! She dispatched her for a make over. Aw shucks, why can't we do that with Patti? The other "millionaire" was a "millionaire in training" or whatever she calls non-millionaires, some Texas fashion blogger and morning show perky person. I wanted the British-accented datetestant for myself!

Pure speculation here, but if there is somewhere a woman he loves, he needs to make an ostentatious display that he does not love Danielle. Pictures of him playing soccer or winking at Danielle in Doha could upset his real girlfriend. Again. That's what my heart and gut tell me. No evidence.

Felonious Mate - Nice to see JJ siding with the ex-con room mate who was being pushed around by the guy who had the lease. The lessor calling the lessee's parole officer because he (the lessor) had a gun was really low. I bet the lessee did have a temper, though. A great example of the hazards of letting cats out the window. Pimp My Salon - Xzibit dressed up the defendant, nice. Loved that JJ remarked the contrast between the over the top furs, sleeked hair and general pimpage with the complete lack of evidence or paper work. She asked the plaintiff if she had her tax returns from 2012 and 2013 as evidence of the "thriving business," the plaintiff said she had them... but not those years. JJ laughed and said, in an adorable sing song voice imitating the plaintiff: "these are the ones I want!" JJ was so cute I wanted to put her in my pocket. Did I hear right, the plaintiff left the "thriving business" to go to Vegas to comb Frank Marino's hair? Hungry Yorkies - Another defendant that refuses to take responsibility for her vicious, ravenous beasts hungering for the flesh around the bony ankles of innocent shopping mall visitors. The little canine piranhas ganged up and contrived to capture a shopper by trapping her with their extendable leash, and just as they were about to begin feasting on their prey, she started kicking and screaming! I guess they had to settle for dry kibble once they got home. Defendant: "Do you want to see pictures of the dogs?" JJ: "Do you want to see pictures of my grandchildren?" The best thing about this case was the hallterview, where it became evident that the dog wrangler's lackadaisical attitude angered the dogs' prey resulting in a fight that devolved into blows. I have a fantasy that one day JJ will invite us all to LA for a taping of the show. We here are her biggest fans.

Aw geez sir, my rent is late again, won't you come and collect it in person? I have cash and would like a receipt if you know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge.

Thanks to FastForward technology, I was able to skim this wasteland of a TV show in 12 minutes. Kody is still a self-important Dbag that loves to hear himself talk. The sound of his voice is like his own personal symphony. No one cares about his ignorant opinions except those easily hypnotized by a Charles Manson glare. Those fashion drawings were rubbish, she can't draw limbs or heads and there was no evidence of any sense of color. But the best bit was watching them walk into the fashion den with their mismatched solid color Fortrel polyester jackets and the girl with a big, messy, pink bow on her head... the whole scene had me in stitches (it's a pun!). They're worried about values? First get the "talent" down, then worry about "values." Right now they don't need to. Kody can sleep at night. Still laughing, as a web entrepreneur making a living, at their complete lack of understanding of how the internet works. I would give them advice but only if they paid me. They're doing everything wrong.

Her next Mohamed will be different. Angie is a repeat bezness customer, Danielle will be, too.

She's beyond taking advice, she's very entrenched in proving every one wrong, that HER Mohamed is different. She will be proven wrong, I'm not sure she can handle it.

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"My wife or kids" - kids? Of course he didn't write that. She's becoming unhinged. This is serious, peeps. No fun and games anymore.

She already has a shaky grip on reality, if people continue closing in on her like this on her FB pages, she's going to be found hanging from the rafters. Everyone seems to "get" that her judgment is not the best, yet they cannot control their urge to berate her.

Mo seems very very very interested in Times Square, he must know every square inch of it by heart, by now.

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I bet 50 coconuts you're right about auditioning for a show. Having seen him on MM, the Larry & Dannylynn show isn't happening, he wasted his time.

If you look on Twitter, though... more pictures of him traipsing around Times Square wearing new silver sneakers and a new fancy popcorn bag costume. Maybe Danielle isn't the only irresponsible one with money? Unless he's frugal and warming up a cougar's bed at night to save on hotel? Statistically, he's got to have a few MoHos in Manhattan.

I refuse to friend TV people to access their FB. Personal policy.

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These dolls are expensive? I know nothing about dolls.

Candace, "director of recruiting" aka "casting call coordinator" and "LA bar skank herder." David, "director of matchmaking" and "general excuse to stop having those boring superficial mixers." "He keeps coming up with new ideas to make the mixers more superficial than ever, so I promoted him." Hey Patti, that flesh-colored lipstick... looks a little porno coochie-cooch, wouldn't you say? Nice peep-toes, though. Melyssa Ford: What are we looking for? A tall guy. Can you do this Patti? Melyssa can't find a tall guy on her own, she needs your help. But first! Let's de-vixenize her. This was wholly unnecessary. Put her in front of a handful of men and she crumples like an accordion and can't put three words together to make a sentence. So Melyssa, who do you choose for your master bate? How the hell is she supposed to choose from a bunch of superficial platitudes? Well it's doesn't matter really, she's only picking a guy to spend one day with with a bunch of cameramen, cash her check from Patti and be done with the whole circus. She sucks at bowling, but is great with gutter balls. Jay was awesome... she's boring, and cigars are gross. The prologue said she went back with her regular boyfriend after that. Birkhead: "I'm really confident that if anybody can find me love, it's Patti." So what are we looking for? A JLHewitt lookalike that loves Kentucky and doesn't mind the Anna Nicole shrine. That's it! The secret to Larry's marital bliss. Oh and also a penis. Pro-tip: soft handshake = soft pecker. Birkhead takes photos and works on "Anna Nicole's Image" and Mmmmm I think that this Millionaire Matchmaker appearance is his idea of a publicity stunt to further this goal. Anna Nicole's ghost was mentioned at least 20 times, success! What was this practice date business, what a disaster, "do you come here often?" Please! It's a blind date. How did this guy persuade Anna Nicole to turkey-baste herself with his seed? He has no game. Good job ladies working on him to feign interest in a woman. That rainbow bouquet was nice, I'm sure he picked it himself. Oh good grief, his eyes are darting all around his date, he wants to crawl away. Patti looked appropriately shocked to learn that a kiss had happened. He closed his eyes and thought hard about Jim Parsons.

"Prince Ferdinand" has also appeared in some dating show in the Netherlands, too. Mark Wolfert is merely is marketing himself. That's why he insists on wearing the sash and the trinkets. If you want a Fake!Prince in attendance for your next birthday, pay him enough and he will show up in his pinkest finery to make a toast to your health with your cheap champagne. After all, his motto is "Live, Love, Give." ferdinand-prinzvonanhalt.squarespace.com