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He picked her!!!

She probably gets a cut when she sends business to that terrible photographer. That's why she sent her again to feature her 'current look. Also, she doesn't like 'married' models and Pao, being married, got no 'business' from her - geez I wonder what kind of business is so distasteful to husbands?'

If they give her a makeover they'll take away everything we love about her :(

Tourette's is variable condition but by no means 'extremely minor' - for some, it is debilitating.

I've never seen two people more pleased with themselves after being so jaw-droppingly stupid.

He failed to renew it while employed.

Not having a license couldn't have helped1

Oh yes, he didn't have a license! I remember that.

Mo has no IT skills. He did not graduate high school. $4000 was paid for him to go to truck driving school, through some government program if I'm not mistaken. He passed the course. Never picked up the certificate. He is extraordinarily lazy. He is bitter, angry, wants all the rewards but none of the work or sacrifice. That may explain why he chose to immigrate under the most dishonorable method available to him. Use his youth and lie to a dumb woman so that she falls in love with him to hand him the keys to her country.

Welcome to white Ohio ghetto talk. I loved how she was giving attitude and wagging her finger... to no one.

I'm sure Mo knew the phone call was coming in. They didn't film that whole set up for nothing! They took a big risk letting Jabba The Rosacea sit on that couch, the seat cushion was under a lot of stress, one end was crushed and the other was up in the air..

They pay the US citizen. In other news, I hope Jorge has a generous life insurance plan... accidents always happen so unexpectedly...

I heard it is much, much less than that. At the beginning it was $500/ep. Some people are now getting $2000/ep but not all. I think Mo is getting more.

It's not color. The facial traits are unmistakable. You can have a darker or lighter child but you're not going to have a child pop up that has very strong signs of African ancestry. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not judging, I think it shows a love of love and character that Josh will raise this child as his own, and she is a beautiful little girl. I wish them all the very best, they are good people.

How can one tell? A lot of people said Mo's winder coat was fake, but it was real. If you throw in "sex work" into the equation, the math starts to add up.

Oh yes. He told the cameras that his lie about the garage was a one that begged to self-reveal in short order, and predicted her reaction. So. HE PLANNED IT ALL. Knowing full well what would happen in the future, he CHOSE to tell her a stupid line (he could easily have told her he's delivering some weed) and then when she was upset exactly how he knew she would be, he CHOSE to take all her phone calls and immediately doubled back, forgot about the lawyer and went home as he had planned for all along. He was not complaining about how "crazy" Anfisa was. He was boasting. He was relishing very moment of being so put upon. He probably had a throbbing boner the entire time. He promised her a 100K engagement ring, and won't buy her a strip of bus tickets.

I took this as a code word that she's a sex worker. That and hanging out with other "models" in bars and partying in public. That's how you snatch the generous clients.

He complained about his girlfriends' lady parts too... maybe he's just not that into that sort of thing.

Some other highlights: (1) The wall paper in Loren's parents home - one day will come alive and devour everything. (2) Danielle gives Mahammit the bananafit of the doubt.

Every time I hear Pao talk about her "career" I chuckle. Her agent tells her to hang out with other models! Sorry Pao that's not a paid gig, that's the agent hoping a group of models hanging together in a bar will net her a client. Pao says she missed Russ and the dog but she's been really busy! She rents a room at the Kent Hotel in Miami (trivia: same hotel Danielle went to the day she graced Miami with a yellow mini-skirt in the pursuit of Mahammit) for some hanky panky. With what money? I hope Russ wore a rubber, you never know what Pao might have picked up while "modelling" in Miami while affording $450 dye jobs. She seems to be doing oddly well given the dearth of modelling contracts from the "agency." While poor Russ is left behind with the RESPONSIBILITIES of selling the house, minding the dog, and mowing the lawn, Pao is living the dreams and spending money like she has a trust fund. Russ seems to be clear-eyed and rational when it comes to the nitty-gritty of sharing a life with someone, but as soon as he mentions Pao's curves the Brief Brain starts to override the Hat Brain and he loses all sense of perspective. Perspective like Pao is totally wrong for him. Russ, it's over. cut yourself loose and find a girl with fewer curves, and more gray matter. You're a decent guy, and that's not what Pao is looking for right now.

Jorge actually complained that if he stayed married to Anfisa for only a short time, it wouldn't be a good return on his investment bringing her here. Same thinking I had when I bought a chain saw and it broke after a couple of months, I was computing the saw cost me $100 a month. Jorge is still downplaying his lies, which were quite grandiose. "Anfisa," he said, "is angry for me not telling her everything about my finances." Fool. He spent thousands trying to convince her that he's a millionaire and promised her a 100K wedding ring and literally, everything she wanted, when in fact, he's at least 30 grand in the hole. He realized that a zero like him needs some material lure if he is to attract a mate, and in his case it would indeed require millions for a woman to get over how incredibly daft he is, and agree to sacrifice her womb in the service of producing his spawn. He is such a dimwit he is overcome with wonderment that the marriage has problems despite his deliberate, years-long, complex and costly deception. Despite being slapped upside the head, he's difficult to train too. He knows she has a problem with his constant lies about very important things, so what does doofus do? Tells her he is just going to the garage, and disappears to see a lawyer for what must be at least an hour. Then he's bewildered that she's flipping out. FTR, I have steely discipline when it comes to physical contact and I have never laid hands on anyone, but Jorge is so infuriatingly stupid, he would test me to the limit.

She looks like she has an underbite, it may be uncomfortable.

Things I enjoyed. Nardole's sardonic humor and deadpan delivery was a welcome relief from the Clara era angst, drama, and hostility. Bill's enthusiasm and being spared the details of her regular life. Clara's job and love life were dragging everything down. Seeing that Bill is leaving, I hope they replace her with a similar companion. Michelle Gomez's Missy. Too bad she had few funny lines this season. When evil, she was deliciously evil and she had the best insults, she was so much fun. I wanted to see the same snarky, quirky Missy on the doctor's side. I feel a little robbed! Please bring her back? She's the best thing on the show. I don't think Michelle Gomez can be easily replaced, she was magnificent. The whole wrap up about tears, Bill, Heather, water, in the finale that tied the whole season together. Very well done. The "original" doctor showing up. Goodies!

Only because he's dead broke! When she was in Russia, he was in fact paying!

If he's a masochist, though, how does that work?