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I too prefer the 1-hour format. Having said that, this was my favorite episode ever. All the other brides try to force a "theme" and it's pretty artificial/phony. Here, the "theme" is all too real, and spontaneous. In all four weddings dinners, the showstopper was the mashed potato tray. It put a smile on my face, and I would have loved to join them.

ZITS - yet another reason to demand a pregnancy test!

I have a spoiler about Ricky from the yet-unaired Tell-All: Note to mods: that's not a real spoiler, it's a joke, Melissa's pimp won't let her get any time off to text with, or meet the fat gringo with the fanny pack :sadface:. She makes him too much money prostituting (nursing) and catfishing (nursing) to let her leave the country, let alone his sights. That's my current working theory. If she does show up, Ricky should ask for a pregnancy and STD test à la Pole. Ricky's pathos is pitiable. "She knows I'm different." Different from who? Her johns? No, Ricky is not different, he's exactly the same. All he knows about her is that she's "hot" and that's good enough to propose, and fancy her mothering his children. He says: "I'm financially, emotionally, and most of all, testicularly involved, is she THE ONE? My genitals say that she is. She will show up. we'll have a great day!" And this is how people delude themselves. Curse you, TLC, for dragging this another week! I don't like Stout Jon, but I love his friends. "What if she chews weird?" "What if she knows the right camera angle so you don't notice her jowls and old lady chin?" "You never cutched her?" all the while drinking stout and mocking his stout stature. That's not nice! His short stature means they can gaze directly into each other's eyes when walking. Jon already knows that she sings out of tune, so there's that. Can Jon drive? Karaoke Rachel travels eastward (that's the hardest) across a continent, then an ocean with her infant and he can't be arsed to get her at the airport, or even take the train to meet her there, letting her both push a pram and pull her luggage in a foreign land. This garbage-sorting prince who lives with his mum vomited on the way there and kissed her, with the same mouth, when he finally showed up. I suspect the vomiting had to do with alcoholism. He's so honest! He bravely told her about his criminal record (though not its extent), and in "loose terms" because he's not a coward. The foundations of a long-lasting relationship right there, folks. Bravo to the cameramen at the Manaus airport who made sure we'd notice the prominent fire extinguisher and pull-out fire alarm when Arson Pole & Kriny met again by showing it over and over again and framing it near the center of the TV screen while the "lovers" looked like they were photo-bombing the firefighting equipment. We all know what happened to Pole's lost luggage, some X-ray operators saw the contents, laughed their heads off, and ran off to inspect everything and posted pictures on IG for all their friends to see, because that's for real the funniest luggage loot they'll ever see in their dull lives x-raying dirty laundry from people coming back from vacay. This is their one chance for everlasting, luggage inspection fame. Unicorn dildos! Several adult onesies! Mickey Mouse ball gag! Giant poop emoji pllows! Loli lollipops! It was very thoughtful of Kriny to prepare an erotic mosquito net, and place a full bottle of pepto-bismol on the shelf for him. Neuro Pole doesn't need to worry, Kriny's father will accept him even if he's a serial murderer, he needs to see his daughter hitched to an American before the bloom is off the rose, and boy, did that rose ever fade in only a year. What happened to her? Keeping alternative options open and sexting other Americans sure took a toll on her, her hair was disgusting and greasy and she looks like she had small pox. The theory that she is taking street drugs, if true, would certainly explain the dramatic changes. I can't blame her for being on her phone talking to other people while with Pole. Their conversations are about as intellectually stimulating as the ones I have with my cat. The other American dude, if he's really teaching her how to exercise, is probably teaching her leg spreads and sending pictures to show her progress. Pole: "I'm worried about your long-distance online whoring, you're going to need to take a pregnancy test." This makes so much sense. To a freak like Pole. He will never trust her. He will follow her, watch her incessantly, submit her daily to a barrage of suspicion. Her intentions. Must. Be. Pure. Or else. #firestarter Tarik (who refers to himself as Black Anthony Bourdain) really loves his precious daughter and she is a beautiful child. His Filipina interest, Hazel, is knock-out gorgeous. Though I'm sure she's currently chatting up many men hoping one will pan out, maybe her plan is to brace herself to wed the first guy that shows up and make a life with him. You gotta love the fantasy, he says she's "sweet natured" but he's never been with her in person. We already know from the promos that she probably will show up, since they showed scenes of Tarik in a small church bursting at the seams with people speaking in tongues and lamenting in the talking head that he's an atheist. I'd like to request for Tarik's friend to play the role of all the other K1-testants' friends in the future. He wasn't beating around the bush, just the truth, nothing but the truth. I look forward to both of them traveling together. Commandant Jesse loses business because of his own pretentious, tiresome, insufferable, endless lectures on Instagram. He's 24 and he thinks own pinterest-flavored bromides are clever insights that he's the first man on earth to figure out. He is totally obsessed with his image, like a sentient cardboard cutout. Sure he's cold, controlling, and joyless, but #twinflames #silvatwins #hashtagabuse Darcey launches into half crying, half spitting viper mode in a heartbeat. He loves older women, but he is just now discovering that you can be 40 and act 14. Earth stand still! Another deep truth about humankind has revealed itself to the Many-Worded Dutch Yoda. It's quite shocking to see how much damage cigarette smoking does to delicate skin on one's face and chest. For a woman who is only, and I quote, "fiddy-two," Marlboro Angie is wrinkled like a senny-five year old, you'all. Ghastly! Thank you HD TV. But have no fear, that's nothing that can't be ironed with filters, Gaussian blur, de-focusing, and angles that minimize everything under the chin (Rachel can give tips on this, too). Who books a flight without having a visa and a passport in hand? At first the Universe was magnanimous and tried to shelter her from her own foolishness by holding up her papers in transit. Maybe to give her a chance to reconsider. "I'll figure something out!" (insert music from Jeopardy!), followed by zero attempt to figure it out. "I got to think," she announced, just before no thought formed in her hollow mind, giving up and just saying "I'm worried." Good plan! "I'm not stupid!" she exclaimed, failing to convince herself. But alas, while the Universe gave her a reprieve, it is relentless and the papers showed up the next day. I wonder what she had to pawn to pay for the flight re-scheduling. Scottie says she doesn't trust Sext Nigerian, especially with mom bringing gorgeous gifts like a purse with the Lord's prayer, printed on it with gaudy (in the best of ways of course) lanyard stitches and contrasting plastic crosses. Sext Nigerian's friends were a hoot mocking his bossy American grandma. But he doesn't care, his friends will eat his dust as he screeches away to America, the land of his 6-times bankrupted business idol. Plot twist: she's catfishing him, as evidenced by his WTF face when he finally sees his post-menopausal, prospective immigration sponsor arrive at the airport.

It was deliberate!

This episode had everything. Outdoor weddings that were, as usual, too hot, too cold, too windy, too thunderstormy... A bride that went on and on about her hate for children; they cry, they kick balloons, they're not invited! Except the two Chosen Ones. A 300-lb bride that was dry-heaving to anything that wasn't 90% carbs. Mashed potatoes and/or mac'n'cheese being the highlight of all four dinner menus. A bride that got married in a mermaid, and changed into a giant pouffy ball gown for the reception. All but Rachel had boring dresses, but they were so beautiful in them! Ahem. Me having to turn on close captioning. A reminder to check your officiant's references. Bubby the groom's Monster Truck interpretation of "cake smash." Dessert appetizers. Toppling wedding cake. Cowboy boots everywhere! Paper plates with three separate compartments, fancy.

I don't like the new 2-hour format. I want to see dresses and hear catty comments about the catering. I don't care about their life stories!

This may be my worst ever metaphor, but Walter's Alice was painted with all the subtlety of a 70s blow up doll (the type that was like a swimming pool floater) and somehow had fallen into a barrel of cake frosting. I really loved Jordan's grasshopper, one of the best characters on the show, and the fox was skillfully fixed and looked great. Snouts must be hard, and that one really worked. His Alice though... not good. Congratulations to Matt! I criticized his Porcelain Prince for not looking like porcelain, but this week, they'd given it the proper glazed and it looked perfect.

Nicole's cell phone lists Azan as "My World." Marlboro Angie has "Michael" as "My Sext Nigerian"

URGH I looked that up That's probably exactly what it is Where's the bleach

Marlboro Angie is very excited about that big age difference. She's very proud of this! Sometimes she tries to sound like a little girl but it's a huge strain on her tar-coated vocal chords, she quickly reverts to her ordinary unpaved-road voice. Where does she live again? Sandusky, GA? She is one of these people that know nothing, aren't curious about anything, but have the hubris to argue with other people like they're experts. She argues with her daughter about "the law" while claiming, falsely, that she's "not a dummy." "We was married 5 years" "I'm fiddy-two!" Brilliant. What do you think Africa will be like? "Hot!.... and.... er... strange?" Her daughter asks her what she'll eat over there (hopefully thinking about food safety an parasites!) but the idiot doesn't want to think about this inconvenient detail. Thinking hurts! What if they're serving possum? Did you know that Nigeria is a state in the great country of Africa? Its flag the perfect sheet cake frosting design for celebrating Nigeria in a white trash dive bar. That sure was an incongruous scene. It's fascinating how these scammers motivate these room-temperature IQ morons to do complicated things like get a passport and vaccinations. Not that they can afford any of this, in her rush to propose to a man she's never met, she hit the pawn shop for a ring under $300 and had to put it on lay away. Cultural question: is "she's got a big heart" the new "bless her heart?" Rachel Here's another superficial one. He's hawt! Let me show his picture! Oh so he can't get a visa because his physical violence puts people in the hospital. He's hawt! Don't get me wrong, that little girl is precious, but Rachel's carelessness about important things like contraception doesn't speak highly of her decision-making abilities. Jon does seem to care for her (he's the one sending her money!), but there is no way this guy doesn't have a temper. Speaking of good decisions, wiping carrot puree off a baby's face is always appreciated. Ricky please. He also makes terrible life decisions by walking straight towards whatever direction his boner is pointing. His daughter is already parenting him, and he's asking her questions like she's his life coach, then ignores her advice. If he's going to trouble his child with his romantic adult issues and painfully obvious bad decisions, at least he should pay heed, but no, he only wanted validation. From. His. Child. She says, "take the time to know her" and he blurts out "I got a ring I'm going to propose!" That little girl needs to give him a pad of paper and make him copy "I am still legally married" 500 times. He actually pretends to believe that this ho (I mean nurse) that he's never facetimed with is going to be a "mother figure." Facepalm. His erection is sending her money every week because it wants to make sure she doesn't pay attention to other dicks, and Ricky wants to put a ring on it before she changes her mind. "Why the resistance?" wonders Ricky's penis, when "Melissa" answers "ok" to everything now that he's coming, instead of the expected "I can't wait to see you." "She's just nervous!" says Ricky's hard on. I hope he's getting catfished, the viewers need to see that. Especially the ones that are probably being catfished as we speak. Pole and Karine Karine is seriously stupid, or the two of them are sexually into her infantilisation. She's making this idiot sail up the Amazon with poop emoji pillows and unicorn novelty garbage. Really? There's nothing practical she actually needs? Is she mentally 8 yrs old, or is she playing this up for Pole's benefit? Given some of his unsavory past history, some of which is wisely not alluded to on the show, I'm betting on the latter. The show also didn't explain why Pole has abandoned the K1 visa in favor of marrying Karine in Brazil, but your first guess is probably correct. I'm embarrassed for Mother Pole for finding his sex toys - I'm gonna say, a sparkly, pastel rainbow unicorn horn dildo, and a butt plug decorated with Mickey Mouse pictures. Darcey I approve of your French accent. I believe the Silva twins are trust fund babies and their "business" is just a front to make it look like they're earning it. Darcey's cousin sure isn't a marital counselor "Don't bend," she advises her, wrongly. Is the basis of a good relationship "no compromise?" STFU. The boutique encounter was such an obvious setup, Darcey walks in with red bottoms and a Louis Vuitton scarf, she was not shopping at what probably was, for her, the store equivalent of Goodwill. She did look great, congratulations to her dermatologist, and her makeup was trendy and on point. Jesse is a condescending pedant, but she handles him in the worst possible way by immediately getting upset instead of brushing it off, or giving him an intelligent answer - intelligent answers may be above her pay grade. She knows he's not into makeup, she asks him how he likes her makeup. Why is she asking him this question when she knows the answer will pain her? She could tell him she put makeup on for TV and she'll tone it down later. He's impatient because she doesn't recognize the stadium off the highway? She could explain how New York is a huge city and you don't know every building, and Jeebus, make some conversation about the things you do know about the city, or the landmarks on the road back home. She's not very smart, and has a victim complex which is the perfect foil for Jesse's testy arrogance.

Ramsay downplayed the lunacy of the restaurant owner's rebuttals to bad reviewed. She is "Amy's Bakery" level of crazy. https://www.yelp.com/biz/shermans-restaurant-greenville?sort_by=rating_asc

Nayeli is my favorite, her big eyes are so striking. She can carry those beauty makeups like no other.

Her father's trolling is on point. He also wanted Kool-Aid, chicken nuggets, a platter of orange processed cheese slices and peanut butter sandwiches with the crust off.

This finale is bad and it's all on Walter. The "Ginger General" looked like a turd topped with Pop Tart icing (disclaimer: Pop Tarts are my mortal enemies). Or a carrot cupcake that's not fully baked. There was no ginger and no general. "If diarrhea had a face." Don't get me started on the lollipop ballerina, this character had superstar potential. If they did this well, Walter's team had a chance at first place. But no. When the lollipop sculpt got started, and there were few lollies, it looked great. I thought they would sculpt concentric rolls in the candy, and paint beautiful stripes with a matching beauty makeup. But no. They went overboard with the lollies, and even I, who is only a viewer, wondered, how are they going to paint all these nooks and crannies? The lollies weren't even individually sculpted, far too thick and chunky, and so rough, I'd go was far as to say that it's the roughest sculpt I've seen since I started to watch this show. I seriously could have done better, Face Off producers I'm waiting for your phone call, I can mold. And the face... was a whole lot of nothing. Adding the barely recognizable ice cream cone horns and twizzler hair turned a disaster into a catastrophe. I've never been so disappointed with a concept. The porcelain (was it prince?) guy was also disappointing. Porcelain shapes are rounded and glazed. Coarse black cracks on white clown makeup do not a porcelain impression make. They needed different shades of grey to pull it off. The grasshopper's eye facets made with obvious net fabric were cheesy, and would have fit right into an episode of the original Star Trek, but I'm afraid that's going to be the best makeup. The fox has potential if fixed properly.

After seeing Darius' hip hop, I want him to win the whole thing. His facial expressions channeled Fik-Shun. Ever changing, and drawing the audience in every time. It helps that he has top notch technique and classical dancer physique.

What I found illuminating about Azan's very successful long con is how low effort it was. He didn't even hide his disdain. Recently Danielle posted screenshots of Mo's online "courtship" to prove that he was truly in love with her, but the actual take home message is that like Azan, Mo was very "minimum effort", unimaginatively repeating how he wanted to be a father to her children and couldn't wait to get married, all in terse, simple, broken English. What we saw of Azan was similar. Hard to reach, "bad connections," answering half-assed "me too's" to her feverish professions of love, "yeah we'll talk" to her imposition of the K3 visa plan... his complete lack of interest was always out on the open. In Morocco, Nicole kept danielling him while he leaned away, looked away, crossed his arms, put his hands deep in his pockets, and stiffened. May is a physical shied warding off her pawing. He used the "no kissing the bride on Ramadan" excuse for over two years - when they said on camera they had "sex," they probably mean that he let Nicole blow him. He didn't care one bit that he was busted for that amorous phone call to another person, or to admit to Robbalee that he has been a loverat for years. His affections of contrition were thinly veiled acting, contradicted by his barely suppressed laughter. For Nicole, Azan was a blank screen on which she enthusiastically projected her fantasies and erotomania. By hook or by crook, she was going to make him "Her World" and her "Arabian Prince" over his lazy indifference. She never truly saw him as a person (she would have noticed his dislike of her), but a cardboard cutout arm candy who would positively influence the public's perception of her worth. All the effort was Nicole's. The baby love talk, the persuasion, seeing lawyers, the constant phoning, the holding of a job, the planning, the K1 application, the manipulating her family, the getting on the show, the travel, the involvement of her daughter, the sending of money she could barely afford, to keep him in her orbit. She did all the work. Nicole was doggedly determined to play herself. Ultimately she perpetrated a scam where she was both robber and victim.

So let's see the sequence of events. I'm going by memory, please correct me if I'm wrong. Nicole arrives in Morocco with $6000, Azan must have known this. Nicole has missing paperwork, and the wedding is postponed. Azan's family couldn't have anticipated Nicole's screw up. Wafa claims to have lost $6000. Is it unfair to assume they were expecting Nicole to reimburse Wafa, but she didn't offer? Did Wafa actually lose money? What would the scam have been if Nicole had brought the right paperwork? Go through with the wedding, or not? For the second planned wedding, they try reception hall food, dresses... was this spurred by TLC? Or did the family do this to look very convincing? Talk of cancellation arises again, this time because of a supposed lack of money (why didn't they realize this after the first wedding attempt?). The money shortage was brought up to Robbalee. Did they expect Robbalee to give them more money to get it over with? What would the scam have been if Robbalee would have dropped a few grand? Go through with the wedding, or not? After Robbalee doesn't take the bait, the marriage is now postponed until never. Now Azan doesn't have Nicole's money through reimbursement of Wafa, or Robbalee's money to help pay a wedding that is more expensive then he expected (or pretended to expect). Is that when they concocted the makeup shop story? To somehow get at the money, which not-coincidentally is also $6000? What would the scam have been if Nicole wouldn't have given the money? Go through with the wedding, or not? Reading Nicole's face, she knows what's going on. She's up to her neck in Sunk Cost Fallacy. The miisconception: You make rational decisions based on the future value of objects, investments and experiences. The truth: Your decisions are tainted by the emotional investments you accumulate, and the more you've invested in something the harder it becomes to abandon it.

That Tell All was very depressing. The long, uncomfortable silences. The resting bitch faces. Everyone so glum. The viewers didn't get a comedic palate cleanser and the show put me in a bad mood... so here we go. Molly was hunkered down the whole time in an angry, silent temper tantrum. I think she is nasty, a bully, and a narcissist. The mask has come off, that's all. Luis: "call me later I'm busy" - I can't fault his flawless trolling. It's God-tier. Russ & Pao - Russ told Pao that they don't have to go down to Anfisa's level. Bad news for you... the two of you are already sniping from the gutter. Russ is a decent guy but Pao dragged him down with her. She's a flaming ball of self-obsessed garbage. She claimed to be afraid to go back to the set, yeah sure. I transcribed the following lovely bits from Paola Rabbit: "Just get away! I don't want to see your face! You don't know how to be mu hoosband! I cannot see you! I don't know how I'm gonna live with you tonight! The smile on your face! I need to stay away from you for a while!" She is straight up abusive, she's mentally torturing the guy, and he's got Stockholm syndrome. He's shell shocked. He's trying to respond with calm, and in a way to create a productive dialog, but Drama Barbie won't have any of it. Being mean to Russ is her bread and butter. The Anfisa-as-camgirl segment was all kinds of cringe. Of course it's her in the video, I saw it, and it's really tame, not even nipples. She is young now, she was even younger then. Let it go. She wants to put it behind her. It was cruel for the show to belabor the point. The smug face parade was disgusting. Pao probably dabbled in the industry, Annie was shooting ping pong balls, and Molly is a man-whore customer, so her tapping Pao's thigh with a wink and a nudge when Anfisa was uncomfortably denying it got my goat. Jorge is a loser and a liar, but his denials that the camgirl footage was Anfisa is the only decent thing I've ever seen him do or say on the show. Well, that and refusing to talk about their sex lives. Maybe he's learning a little bit. Tobo STFU. His theory that Anfisa called the cops on Jorge for the reward money (really? reward money?) was mean-spirited, vindictive, trashy, and not even remotely credible. The nerve of this sex tourist loser to create baseless conspiracies in his sex-addicted mind and trying to pass them as facts! He's completely worthless, and thus, a great match for his loathsome bride Annie. "Hahahaha" she cackled to the cameraman like a deranged donkey "what do you see on webcam?" Probably nothing as disgusting as BOOM BOOM with Tobo's water buffalo ass. So, STFU too, Annie. You're in no position to judge, stay in your lane. Tobo STFU. His haughty, pompous announcement that Jorge is "facing 12 years in the can" was top notch concern-trolling. How many years was Tobo facing for embezzlement and fraud, not so long ago? And is the can more or less comfortable than living in a storage container facility? Puck a sock in it. Tobo STFU. "Something has to be done. Heading down a path that's not good!" Take your own advice, fool, your obnoxious wife is telling you that the path you're going down is worse and worse and worse. "Path that's not good" is the story of your life. Azan was crossing his arms and looking down while Nicole was danielling all over him. No one wanted to see the Parents Chantel on video chat. No one. Father Chantel had the wisdom to zip it, but Mother Chantel had to run her mouth, at her usual glacial pace. I didn't like that the questions Shaun Robinson was asking were geared to whip up more ganging up against Pedro, and siding with Mother Chantel who started the whole fight by pouring gasoline and striking a match the second everyone was seated. Pedro did acknowledge that he should have left instead of getting physical, I give him that. But Mother Chantel wouldn't apologize. Am I the only one who heard "I'm very proud of having torn off your sister's weave and I've been triumphantly waving it in the air ever since, I just can't put it down!" She is a horrible person and self-righteous shit-stirrer, Chantel would be wise to keep her distance. "I thought we had a wonderful blended family" BLENDED? Did she say, BLENDED? STFU Mother Chantel, every time she opens her pie hole something offensive oozes out of it. Her claim that she is being "protective" of her children is a transparent way of putting a halo on her despicable behavior. I no respect Mother Chantel. Kudos to Pao for stepping in and pointing out the obvious that Pedro didn't start it, and putting the blame on River, I blame it on Mother Chantel, but at least Pao & I are on the same side of the table on the issue.

Technical question here, does the show supply all the participants cocaine in order to stay up for 24 hours?

Pao's influence has made Russ a worse man. Russ has had no influence on Pao.

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Every time Tobo opened his mouth to speak, I wanted to put a sock in it. I have no patience for his self-righteous, condescending lectures. Why doesn't he open up a life coach business from an empty storage unit and tell us all what we're doing wrong and how to live our lives, LOL. How dare he tell Molly what's right or wrong in her conflict with her Dominican rat, with whom he's been surreptitiously communicating and indulging his bad mouthing of her? STFU Tobo, he was so eager to take the side of the loser (that he must identify with), even seeing film evidence of Luis' douchey behavior didn't really change Tobo's worthless opinion. How dare he advise people on "family togetherness" with a haughty, knowing tone of voice. He knows nothing of the subject. He's been mooching off his family, his friends, embezzling money, and scurrying off to Thailand to escape. Ashley, how Tobo met Annie reflects much worse on you POS father than it does on Annie. The nerve of Tobo to suggest that Nicole & Azan's relationship isn't legit enough. Tobo proposed to a prostitute within 10 days of meeting her, and she only loved him 80%. Then he has the audacity to mock Jorge for lying when he himself is a lying sack of garbage, never taking responsibility, and the King of Empty Promises (aka lies with undeliverables). The a-hole dared to call Anfisa smug while he pontificates, oozing on the sofa like a Buddha in a fat suit. I cannot stand the sight of him. When Tobo tried to deceive Molly by minimizing the amount of contact Luis had with him, I was proud of Annie for putting the truth out there to Molly that Luis was in fact calling "a lot." Russ looked pasty and anemic next to Pao, but I'm afraid the only remedy would have been for him to show up in full KISS regalia. Pao's smug face game was on point. She still has feelings for her ex-boyfriend (I suspect that's Juan, actually), I could read it on her face. She acts all annoyed with Juan yet she can't give up her "best friend." Sure. I'm looking forward to next week when Pao & Annie, of all people, get all gleefully judgy over Anfisa's webcam past. Jorge, a terrible, but experienced terrible liar was laughing at Azan's lies about not remembering which woman he was speaking to. Or maybe there were that many? He said the right thing for a change when refusing to talk about their sex life. It's Anfisa's right to choose a man who doesn't have children with other women, especially if he lied about it. So, Molly, your judging a 22 yr old for not wanting to stepparent, after you tried and failed to force step-parenting on a 29 yr old man-child, you can keep it to yourself. STFU. Shame on her for "robbing the cradle" again on her next failed romance. I'm glad Olivia is walking away so she doesn't have to pick up the pieces of her bad decisions. Azan is a lazy bum and he'll bring Nicole nothing but grief until he finds someone else to mooch off of. Maybe Mo's skank Luisa will be available. I laughed when Jorge and Anfisa took all the pizza to their room. Maybe they wanted to force Tobo to eat a salad!

My favorite was Kevon but I was overruled by the judges.

Not Europe, but Pakistan, and he left already. For Texas. Just like Mohamed.

David Poor & Nasty Annie have been posting on IG. Picture of them in Nepal (it may be old, he's slim in it), then pictures of them in Vegas, gambling Chris' money, or his sibling's money, at the casino.