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I'm going to cross my t's and dot my i's with a solution for the screaming mother/daughter team. Daughter goes to rehab, cuts off mother permanently. Don't take emails, phone calls, visits, money, nothing. The mother drove me to drinking within 5 minutes of the show. My husband, passing by, commented that the daughter was distraught because she couldn't find the remote control to shut her mother down, and he handed me the remote control and pointed to the OFF button

Finally I watched it in 5 minutes while giving my FF button a massage. They should have kept Scheneeze for last!

Is part 2 worth watching? Part 1 was a total waste of my time.

Danielle Reece if you're reading this, I may talk for a lot of PTV'ers... please tell us what that amazing lipstick was! I must have it!

This young woman is better off staying away from her stiffling family for her mental health, but she needs some guidance to avoid self-destructive behaviors.

Custody sisters: Dr Phil keeps saying the government is terrible. But had the government placed the kids in foster care instead of surrendering custody to vodka-and-pills sisters, heroin sister would have her kids back already, and they might have had regular meals.

I thought "Beverly Hills Brat" and her passive mom were there to show off how rich they are, and got paid to advertise that luxury car with the indoors that looked upholstered in designer handbags. I'm cynical that way. #SaveTheHandbags

BBQ Wild Wings Servers case was not funny. Red headed plaintiff who is shooting guns daily with the local police force, terrifying all his co-workers, harassing a woman in whom he might have sensed vulnerability, obsessively threatening to slash her tires and damage her car, returning to the work place while off-duty to make her life miserable some more, WILL KILL SOMEONE one day, very soon, and might very well get away with it because of his popo friends (who may be like-minded individuals). I've been watching this show forever and I've never seen a defendant exuding raw fear like this poor woman did. The plaintiff's alleged motive for the harassment was some BS about "side chores" or whatever they called them. I think it was just a pretext. He found someone to toy with. He reveled in frightening her. He probably looked forward to it every day, so much so, that once he lost his job at Wild Wings, he continued to harass her through the courts. Five very sad gavels. Archie vs. Veronica I liked this case because Archie becoming a bespectacled accountant was unexpected, but we all saw Veronica slashing his mattress coming! The slashed mattress is probably still good. Turn it around, patch up the fabric, or even have the mattress recovered.

I never realized that Martha Stewart is already 95 yrs old. How far have the mighty fallen, that she ends up being a defendant on JJ being castigated for using a restraining order to evict her tenant.

This was an episode of Naked, Afraid and In Love!

What? That's totally legit! Bears do it! The Afraid-testants should be allowed to get away with it if the run away fast enough to avoid being tackled by the crew.

I enjoyed the hysterical, delusional "witness" who excitedly claimed that the plaintiff was riding in circles around the defendant's car, something that was omitted by the plaintiff, the defendant, and the cop who witnessed the whole thing. Sit down!

The mother didn't know how to cook? She had to be taught how to fry a steak?

Dude that ate the green fruit was vomiting buckets... I was worried about him. My ending was cut off!

Translation: the dog was aggressive with humans. Don't they have a slicer?

How many times did she ask Dr Now that "simple question" of whether or not he believes in God? That's a brilliant strategy. If he says "no" then she's off the hook, he's a loser for it, and it gives her an instant 'higher moral ground' than him. Her faith will give her the authority to lecture him! If he says "yes" then she can engage in faith-based discharge of personal responsibility by invoking concepts like 'The Lord works in mysterious ways' as a universal excuse for everything, and he's going to have to agree with her on common theological grounds!

Has the case of the lady squatter who lived with a dude for 2 months, filed a restraining order and lived in house for free the rest of the year?

Please repeal the second amendment and confiscate all firerarms until interruptions to Judge Judy are no more! What happened to the puppy case? What happened to the baked guy who traveled to Argentina and Israel and got kicked out of court?

I loved Cindy Lou's showing off of the "pants" jiggling the sample she wore. It looks like a skirt full and long enough to please the Amish.

The real scandal was that no one offered her ice packs to reduce her lips swelling! If someone pushes you in the mouth, call the producer and postpone the filming. Is there an estimate for the number of layers of spray tan?

Yawn, the Pnina Tornai Pnina #4019 featured again! New Year's Eve bride put on some original dresses, that was a big treat. Chubby bride's family had no idea what they were doing, choosing unflattering dress after unflattering dress. Let the consultant do her job!

Running bride should have worn white shorts and a white T-shirt. Maybe a novelty Halloween veil. The sneakers were tacky and so was the groom. The dress was ugly...

I was a cougar/pup relationship.

Cora & Bride whose name I forgot didn't try many dresses and the ones they picked were really boring. Coney Island bride didn't try enough dresses either, which is a pity she she looked great in the few she tried.

Heartless, senior sluts!