Baltimore Betty

I hope that the "Tamra meltdown" we have been lead to believe will be oh so dramatic will be more so than the "leg toss seen 'round the world."

Oooh, well that's different! Never mind. And no Google search turns up for "Most Chartable" either!

I quickly read Sonja's blog which lead me to Google "Most Charitable Yacht, " I did not see anything in my search to say that that is an actual thing.

I re watched the end of the finale and I clearly saw Harry and George in the background of the Le Cirque party room...anybody else see them? I thought everyone looked nice at the reunion, but I think Carol's hair did not look like it was professionally done. Luanne lerves her some big jewelry. Ramona's hair looked good, finally a decent blow out! I hope Andy asks some hard questions about Mario, not that I enjoy hearing about the demise of a marriage but she comes down hard on everyone else's relationships sooooo....turn about is fair play. Sonja, poor delusional, life style branding, yacht riding (with P. Diddy) Sonja. Loved Heather's dress. Holla to that dress! Aviva stated that her father's fiancé was only 25, I thought someone on this site found that she had been on another reality show a few years ago and that she is closer to 32. My guess is that there will be a wedding when Aviva needs a story line.

So Dina is going to buy Lexi a gift every time she gets a rejection notice from a college?

Shannon did not attend Lizzie's birthday party because she was sick? What about the holistic doctor she goes to see everyday and all those tinctures and vitamins? I am thinking she really did not want to attend.

Drinking thru a straw does not mess with your lipstick as much.

Hate boner...bwahahah, good one jaync!

The leg toss seemed a little anti climatic after all the hype. Sad. I thought what's her name looked beautiful on the bill board.

Let's just suppose that Sarah has been a casual watcher of RHOC, Ryan's character has been shown as lazy and predator-like when a women has been over served and let's suppose that Sarah just really wants to be on TV, does she really have to hitch her wagon to Ryan? An engagement would be fine, Tamra can throw an engagement party and invite all the wives and watch of the indoor fireworks between Shannon and Heather and possibly a fist fight between Terry and David...that would give her something of a story line, not this idea of how the wedding plans should be all about her.

I was thinking the same thing the they showed Ryan and Sarah trying to hold back the giggles. What gives Tamra the idea that Sarah would want her to help pick out dresses anyway, they just met and live 500 miles apart, I bet Sarah has a close friend or relative that would go dress shopping with her. Not gonna lie, I had botox a few months ago, just along the forehead (to raise my brow a bit, love it!) but when I get to the point where I no longer can change my expression or produce tears it will be time to stop, Tamra's non crying show was ridiculous. I get that Tamra is worried that her son is being impulsive, honestly engaged after 2 months of dating long distance seems questionable especially for a woman who already has 3 children she will be dragging in to the mix of a possible mess. Is Sarah not worried that Ryan has no job or job skills other than rolling gym towels? BTW, how do you meet people on Instagram? I met my current hubs on JDate so I am not judging for meeting on line. So Shannon is pissed that Heather was gossiping about her but the very next day we see (once again),Tamra still gossiping about her on camera spilling that little nugget about how Shannon and David do not sleep in the same bed, does she not learn from her mistakes?

I have to wonder about the coming attractions scene with Melissa and Joey, he points to a blue refrigerator truck and says all their money is invested in that and Melissa says that they are now in the trash business...they bought a refrigerator truck to haul trash? How does that work, who's trash are they hauling anyway? I thought he was in construction? Am I alone in waiting with baited breath for Melissa's next single to drop? LOL. What is she doing without a sound studio in her basement of the rental, I guess her passion fizzled out, huh?

When the prospects are getting fewer and fewer...I hear it from my friends that are older than me, single (fun, beautiful, confident women mind you), that finding a man their age is difficult because the men want younger women. Harry does not even compliment Sonja unless she fishes, leaves with Luanne after the shpeil about the ring and moving to the next step...Sonja should be remembering why he was an ex all those many years ago but desperation is playing a big part in this.

How rude of Rino to say that the Harvest Party was dull, he was a guest just like all the others so I guess he was dull too and btw, that circumcision joke is one of the oldest most often told at any bris, yawn, so there! I am really bugged by Tre's scene in coming attractions with her praying to G-d about how much help she needs, if she were a true Catholic (or Christian etc..) she would know it was a sin to lie, right? So now she thinks TPTB should help her? Really? Maybe I am being harsh but I do not see how Amber speaking to children with cancer would be of help to the children, I spent 15 years volunteering for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society and I think most of those children would not relate their situations to an adult with breast cancer. Maybe she would do more good if she spent her time getting auction items or sponsers for DIna's foundation, raising money and awareness is invaluable.

Sonja put the ring in her bag because it was a cheap piece of costume jewelry. Funny she was wearing a white lace dress ala wedding dress. Mario was juggling for some cute young girl in the background. That song Heather and Luanne sang gave me second hand embarrassment. Why does Harry always sound drunk?

I had to laugh at the wonky candles on Shannon's dining table during dinner with her kids and David. Lizzie's table looked lovely but a little too wedding-ish but hard to throw shade when that table is beachfront! Lizzie should have had some musical entertainment or at least a cd playing during dinner, it was awkward to watch the silence. Vicki and Brooks are becoming likable? Did I just say that? Terry had to ask if he was eating salmon? It is a pretty recognizable fish. So Shannon flips out and Tamra tries to calm her down by grabbing her face and screaming "Calm down" at her and even after Shannon says to give her some space and get away she follows her out the front door? Desperate for camera time much?

Etiquisy? Did I hear that? Looks like Tre has a vocabulary soul mate in Amber.

Amber...so many fake plants in her house, looks like she cleared out Homegoods.

One more scene with Sonja trying to fish a compliment out of Harry this time rambling on about how she needed a slip under her dress which forced him to say and very underwhelming "oh wow" about her dress. One more scene with Sonja interviewing yet another intern (who looked like she could not keep a straight face thru that scene). In the coming attractions Harry is giving a huge ring to Sonja, (it looks so cheap/fake), it seems like Harry is on the money train with Bravo and this will ensure another few paychecks for him, does Sonja not see that? Mario's singing sounded like some wounded animal but kudooz to Ramona for supporting him even though he was rude to her before he went on no matter how awkward and twitchy she was being. What goes on with Heather and her clothing, has she not found the right undergarments or foundation to wear? She looked like a sequined bag of Russet potatoes with earrings. Ironic ain't it? Luann and Jacque on a rock in the park with dogs, being photographed, will this be the cover of her next album? It occurred to me that outside of my first wedding and the kids Bar and Bat I have never hired a photographer for vanity shoots in a park or anywhere for that matter, must put on my list of things to do. Carol and her name dropping was crazy funny because that intern seemed to have no idea who any of those people were.

They really stuck to the script for Coming to America and sang that awful song about meeting your queen. I have to say that the bridesmaids dresses do look good, Kandi's dress looks okay too but the crown/tiara fad is so done, wish she had done a bejeweled comb instead.

All Riley needs to go with her dress are cup cake hands, that dress is soooo Toddlers and Tiaras.

I do remember a party or two are Sonja's house, one was some kind of art show in her first season and another was when Aviva joined the cast, so no trips but still entertained.

Oops, how'd I miss that?

I thought Fi was short for Phoebe.

You may be right about that but now I am thinking that maybe Phoebe may have taken it and might be "acting out" a bit in response to her father getting married. How very Vida a la Mildred Pierce.