Baltimore Betty

I'd hate to be in any major art museum with her!

Blue balls.

I know! He may shopped on The Real or Poshmark for the bag but what 17 year old wants a chinchilla coat, is his girlfriend really a 45 year old woman, lol! Shame on him for buying a dog for someone, she may not have wanted it or maybe does not want to take care of it OOORRRR her mother is wearing a chinchilla coat so she can look fancy walking the dog. I doubt any of those gifts really happened. That Met luncheon was all sorts of odd, the host not really knowing what the ball is about, we are supposed to believe she gave all the HW's LV ear buds that retail for $1200each and isn't it gauche to wear cocktail attire at lunch? Fake, Fake, Fake, I doubt we will see any of those women wearing those earbuds in the next episode. Can you imagine being a congragent in her chuch and tithing your hard earned money and you see your pastor spending it like a Vegas hooker?

I think I have posted about the Beefy Blonde's tongue every episode, it is hard to look at and hard to look away.

They are completely addicting.

How you get them is how you lose them.

Ha! Each dress sold for $900! I did not think they were very flattering designs or fit on her, I wonder if they have been sold to a collector of sorts or will be in a house of wax or maybe a bridal shop, etc...

I know!! We looked at a few houses in a neighborhood I loved but the HOA was another mortgage payment and if I had that much I would be looking at a bigger house elsewhere.

That was my first thought too. I wish Brawny well in her sobriety but we will be enduring her stories of her drunk black outs and such, maybe her kids do not need to hear some of those things, be brave and do the work just don't involve those kids in the dirty details, it just confuses them.

I do not see Mother Sumit as anything other than normal for their culture, watch one of the Indian matchmaking shows and you will see Mother Sumit is very on point about who her son marries, the caste, what is expected as far as children, education, etc...it is the way their society is and Jenny is not going to be the one who changes their mind about giving their blessing on a marriage, they see her as the worst possible choice for Sumit.

Who throws a Pimp and Ho party for their 21 year old daughter or their daughter period!

For my son's most recent birthday (31, oy how did that happen?) I sent him a lobster roll kit from a company in Maine, it is the next best thing to being there!

We could start talking about pineapple on pizza next, talk about divisive!

I have a friend who is now 61 and she was a deb, (still has and fits in the dress she wore!), and it is a foreign to me as the Greek language. I would have expected Shannon to want to have her daughters be debutants if they were on the east coast or in a southern state but I just do not think of LA being the place for that tradition. Shannon's wedding dress could be altered to be a debutant dress, just add opera length pearls and over the elbow length gloves and there you have it! How funny Shannon talks about her wedding dress, gets her daughter to put it on (omg, stand up straight girl) and her boyfriend comes in, Shannon's past marriage plays front and center and this guy is not scared, kudooz to him. Shannon is crying over the lack of paper towel, just wait until she is on lockdown and the impending death count, that is something to cry about. Also, I thought she would be one for reuseable towels so she would not part of killing trees. Brawny and her screaming "LISTEN TO ME," shows the tip of her iceberg. Once again we have an on camera therapy session, why does the number of her children keep changing, tonight she has 9, is that the most recent count? I do not need to see her son's personal journey to drag or trans, it is hard enough to do in private which makes me wonder how sincere is his exploration. Why would she make her husband stop giving their anxiety ridden daughter a glimmer of hope about Covid, that just seemed cruel. Watching them pour expensive tequilla down the drain instead of giving it to a neighbor or Shannon, wow, that was like throwing money down the drain. Everyone caught the Shotski on the bar behind Brawny and her husband, right? Gina knows her house is a bit tight for 6 kids, if she can keep that organized, keep up with school work and laundry she is my hero. I am not hating her lately but I am hating her extensions.

Their snobby ways would make them question every ingredient on the plate, the stews could make up some bs about the crab's lineage and the the ground the lettuce was grown on was royal property and watered with the tears of angels if they could think fast on their feet, those posers would act like they could taste the angel tears. Presentation can distract from the taste of the food, if it looks fancy it will taste better,lol.

I knew something was up when Dr. Hair walked in to Karen's house with wigs on heads, not even in the packaging, like this was some sort of last minute Hail Mary pass for yet another business/story line about how busy the mogul Karen is these days. $700+, are they made of human hair? Most of the Orthodox women around here spend twice that at least and they are human hair, slightly less for a halo like wig. I know Porsha of Atl has wig line but never looked at the pricing, is $700 a competitive price?

Like most restrictive religions the woman will be blamed as the evil temptress and Yazan will be welcomed back in the fold.

I calls 'em like I sees 'em!

Honestly, if he is a devout Muslim he should stick to his own kind, there is nothing wrong with wanting to make a life with someone who shares the same upbringing and culture. Lot's of different religions encourage their congragants to find someone within their own kind within the religion.

See, that is exactly what I would be thinking if I were Gizelle, he cheated on you when you were married why would he not if you are long distance dating, why is G such a fool? I always say your ex is your ex for a reason, Jamal is not going to change.

I know a lot of the HW's wear wigs convincingly, I may take a page out of their book.

If Karen would have been honest and said she was caught between a rock and hard place and was caught off guard about what to say in reguards to Monique being invited or not...I think that would have been an honest response but instead she lied. Ashley could not wait to put Karen in the hot seat about her lie with all the ladies present. I have said it before and I will say again, Ashely's apartment looks cramped and oddly decorated, the walls are painted strangely, my hunch is that it was the model apartment for the building and we see the decorator's choices that were there when Michael moved in and does not care to change it, it does not look like Ashley's style is anywhere in that place. No. Karen's house looks rented, no personal touches anywhere, the walls are a blank slate, Karen seems like the type to want to have some big ridiculous portrait of herself somewhere prominatly hanging to greet her guests.

Baugher's is about 13 minutes up the road from me, I used to take my kids there when they were little, they have cherry trees and apple orchards too, I am a little bummed I did not know they were filming! It is interesting that they schlepped from Potomac to Westminster as in there was no other pumpkin patch closer to Potomac. Isn't it interesting that Wendy's mother went from telling her she is a spoiled brat to telling her do what makes you happy in the same breath. Wendy's mother kept saying she had no idea places like this existed in the US, was this really surprising to her? There is plenty of farm land around Potomac. Karen has a wig line now and Ray is fine with yet another (fake) venture that takes her away from him...I seriously doubt she is working 12 hours a day on this project. Why do I think we have seen Karen walking out of her own event in the past like this is not the first time it has happened. Jamal went to Ghana? The girls are more than okay with him not being anywhere near the photo shoot. I thought the blonde wig on Candiace looked really good, (I am seriously considering buying a wig, I am trying to grow out my hair from a very short cut and my hair is stuck in an ugly, awkward stage that seems to be eternal). Robin's wig was not bad either, maybe this product line will fair better than her perfume. Wouldn't it have been funny if Karen had all the ladies model wigs for her website then cut Robin out of it?!

The second she said it I thought she might use this as her "go to" move when one of her kids does something to displease her...Father Sumit did not bat an eye at that statement but maybe a thought bubble over his head would have said "Shit or get off the pot!" Sumit carries a cooler to the picnic, he gives Jenny a ring and she is delighted but will he wear the ring Jenny bought him? He declined wearing before when he was married but now he is divorced, will Jenny put a ring on it and will it stay on?

If there were to be a movie made based on the SLC HW's Owen Wilson would play Whitney's father.