Baltimore Betty

I see a fruity Moroccan Martini in my future!

I want to know if we can make a drink called "Her Ex From Morocco." What would be in that? Bartenders, start your engines.

All along we have seen Rebecca use items with Zied's face on them, where are those items now? We are not seeing any mugs or blankets, or tee shirts at all. Becky was trying to make a wedding happen in a few days and the same daughter that called her in the middle of the night could not be bothered to help her mother. I really want someone to dig up photos of all the previous weddings Becky had, I bet that wedding dress was used in one of them.

What do we think Kandi spent on getting her makeup done? That was a waste of a "party," (a term used loosely), why did Fallyn have security there if it was just the HW's? Did she suspect LaToya was going to start something or was she planning something like a fake out fist fight, run to the garage and grab a golf club, have security hold her back, just to one up LaToya? Is Marlo selling off her old clothes? Where was that store? What was that store? What was in the swag bag she gave Kenya? Is it sad that this episode produced only one page of comments?

I want to know if she wore that dress to one of her previous weddings, it's a halter, when was the last time we saw a halter style dress on SYTTD? Rebecca seems to really enjoy the thrill of the hunt but when it comes down to the actual wedding she starts to lose interest and suddenly unsure if it is the right thing to do. Loved her driving the car, complaining about everything to Zied, Zied saying nothing, not even reacting, just thinking about the next few decades he will have to listen to her bitch, moan and complain. Ha Ha Ha. Side bar, my friend's first wedding, the organist from the church quit a week prior, the church had been sold to someother religion, hers was the last wedding with that particular religion, the florist burned down, she was wearing her mother's wedding dress which their marriage ended in divorce, the grooms ex wife attended the wedding shower, (invited by future MIL), and the wedding, that marriage was over before it started, Rebecca should listen to the universe. Natalie and Tamara, not exactly Thelma and Louise. Natalie did not have a penny to her name? How does that happen? Does nobody plan anything for emergencies? Tamara couldn't come up with any money either? There was a ton of shit in her car and that was after she said she had to empty her car so there would be room for Natalie's luggage, can only imagine how she had a car seat in there, some kid getting crushed under all that junk. Jovi, "it's almost time to go to the hotel bar," I hope Yara realizes that it will always be "drink o'clock" for Jovi. Betty's hair. Irregardless. Stephanie is hopeful that Harris's baby mamma or wife is okay with their relationship, this is after she and Harris shacked up. She put a snack in his shorts? Here is $100 for snacks...once again, she is buying someone with trinkets and cash. I would love to know what her bar bill was from that hotel. Tarik hires a stripper for Hazel's bachelorette party, a party held in broad daylight and everyone was sober...it looked awkward. Hazel says she likey the stripper, no surprise there. I am comparing that party to the RHOA bachelorette party for Cynthia with Bolo, it was raunchy but everyone had fun, Hazel's crew looked embarrased. So Hazel has a friend she met on Instagram years ago, interesting. Hazel seems joyless.

I'm in Baltimore County as well, Timonium is really well run, our appointments were at St. Joe's, quick and easy too. My son has been working weekends at vaccine centers, he told me that last weekend 23% of appointments at Prince Georges General Hospital were no shows, unreal. Is it ashame that the next big thing to happen in my neck of the woods is the new Lidle that is being built? LOL.

I had bought a Instant Pot and couldn't get it to work, it would not shift between functions like it said it could, turns out it was broken...everything got so complicated and when I got the Ninja oven I sort of lost it, toaster ovens shouldn't make you cry.

Chris can hide behind religion all he wants, we see him. I do wish Paige would stop saying "G-d wants this for her," it has nothing to do with a higher power unless ratings are considered the higher power.

I have amazing, happy memories of family vacations on LBI and Beach Haven which was a dry town back in the day, believe it or not...we would rent a house for a couple of weeks and us kids would run the town from daylight till dinner. One of the houses we rented was on the market for $10,000, it was two off the beach and my parents were hysterical about who would spend that for a beach house, hindsight being 20/20, we still shake our heads at that and I had to grow up without a family beach house (sympathy anyone? LOL). Frame of reference, it was the early to mid 70's, my mother thought she would open a coffee shop on the island that served fresh baked cookies and everyone told her she was nuts for thinking she could earn any money selling coffee and cookies. Mrs. Fields and Starbucks did not exist yet, le sigh.

You had me at "hello." Tinsley will never fully have control over her own life, her money is controlled by Big Mama Dale and her self worth is wrapped up in who she is in a relationship with. She is a cautionary tale.

I don't feel sorry for her, if she uses this experience as a life lesson that when someone shows you who they are, believe them. This was not out of the blue behavior for Scott, she had experienced a break up or two with him yet went back for more. Maybe she should put on her big girl panties and take care of herself now.

This is really interesting timing for me, just the other day I Googled Tins to see if she and Scott actually got married and now this shows up! This business of breaking up and getting back together is sophmoric, Tins and Scott have restarted their relationship countless times and I will maintain when, as an adult your relationship ends, that person is your ex for a reason, you go back to that person and try to make it work and it doesn't, don't be surprised. There were fundamental things wrong with their relationship that would never change because that is who those people are, not that I am saying they are bad people they are just not suitable for each other. Move on, it will never work. Gah, Dale must be in mourning. Tins will stalk Scott on line till the day she dies.

As long as it has a designer logo it must be good, right? "Even Gucci makes mistakes" tm Countess Luann, best line ever uttered on the subject of HW fashions.

I know, it was a parade of schmatas. Margaret looking like a bag lady in her get up, so much going on there. Melissa did not even bother to wear anything other than a an open robe over a high cut maillot althought if I had her body I would be doing that too. Tre looking like a trussed up ham, per usual. The real estate chick looking like she was itchy from standing in the hot sun in a gold lame dress. Jennifer looking a bit chunky in a monokini. She was lucky that she did not chip a tooth when she face planted. Remind me what Delores did to her body, it looks no different than previous seasons. I guess we missed out on whatever acid washed denim outfit Jackie would have worn to the pool party.

I was just listening to Howard Stern interview Amy Schumer, she said her husband is on the spectrum and was not diagnosed until well in to adulthood, (in fact while they were dating), very interesting that someone can move thru life without a clue as to them being wired differently and even more interesting that you can spot another person in your "group" so easily but trained educated teachers, etc...could not have helped sooner. That's a shame. I think your husband is on to something about Jakey, his facial expressions don't seem to match the conversation that was being had.

He seethes because he sets himself up for failure, he is caught in his own cycle of negative energy. Jake needs to pause and reset his thought process when starting a new relationship, unrealistic expectations can be the devils work. Take the word marriage out of this relationship and it is just a bad dating scenario, no harm, no foul but Jakey put it all on the line like his life is depends on it. If he keeps putting that negativity out in the universe, guess what, he will get negative outcomes because he keeps setting himself up to be the failed victim. Hayley is not his lobster.

One of my all time fave movies...fiddle dee dee.

If I were one of these mismatched couples I'd want to know who I didn't match, I mean if this is as close as they could get I'd wonder what the ones that got away were like!

OMG! YES! I thought it was just me but OMG, she sounds horrible. Remember when she used to do that high pitched squeal as in "ain't I the cutest thing in shoe leather!?" I have come to the conclusion that she is stupid and I am pea green with envy that someone so stupid has so much money, do not try to tell me she is a savvy business woman who plays dumb, she is not playing.

I don't know what looks more unnatural, Brian in some club or the head grab he had to do to kiss that girl.

That girl looks rough, the twitchy stuff is hard to watch, her sense of fashion high lights how the booze is treating her body. Did you see the display of chips and crap food in bags on the counter, how much stuff could be in the cabinets of their temp rental that they ran out of room in the kitchen cabinets? Virginia is the walking embodiment of kitchen clutter. Jake has his mind made up, his internal dialogue will keep him from anything but his fatalistic, self fulfilling prophesy of all relationships end badly because the girl did not fall in love at first sight or on his time line. I get it, everyone wants to be loved but he has not had success so he sabotages relationships before they can get off the ground, Hayley senses his neediness and runs the other way. Confidence is a very attractive quality but Hayley can smell the desperation and the onions all over Jake. Clara has got to forget about sex, it is not important to Ryan at this point, I do not think Clara understands what being on the same page means. I'd stop the hanky panky till I knew if Ryan really wanted me but Clara has her self worth wrapped up in sex, how disappointing in this day and age a woman feels like she still has to put out on any level to have a man love her. Paige and Chris, please go away. Paige I swear your baby whisper voice makes me stabby and Chris you are a bad liar, there is no baby and no baby Mercedes, you didn't buy/rent/lease a Mercedes, not without Paige's credit rating, lol. So you wanted a bible study date but did not prepare anything. If they ended that fried chicken bible study date in bed I hope Paige finds herself knock up. Vinny, meh. Brianna needs someone who will let her be herself...I hope she can walk on eggshells. Side note, I do not want to watch the Unmatchable show, one of which says she does not know how to kiss., I do not want to watch that awkward mess...scraping the bottom of the barrel is a real thing on Discovery +. Blech.

There is a Harold's Chicken Shack in Atlanta, I Googled it because I wondered if he flew in from Chicago with it.

I'd ask for proof of purchase if I were Paige. I do not believe one thing that comes out of Chris' mouth, if his mouth is moving, he is lying. Married couples are supposed to discuss expenses, no matter how they split the finances at least mention thoughts about making a large purchase...Chris buys a Mercedes for another woman without even discussing it with his wife! I guess Paige would be more upset if he really did buy that car.

See, right there, Jake waited up for Hayley knowing she told him she would not be home, why does he have to be the sad sack all the time?

Everytime Paige says anything about G-d wants this for her, etc...she is actually chewing the scenery up, she is an idiot. Are they trying to come up with activities to bring them closer together? He won't play cards? He wants a bible study date because there has been no mention of G-d in their marriage, strange G-s is all I hear from Paige, does even listen to her?