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I read somewhere that season 2 is 14 eps, with the back half coming in 2021.

Didn't she attempt that with Lincoln, but it obviously didn't stick? She was calling him Marshall & said it was by his choice which I didn't believe at the time, but considering "Paw Patrol" maybe it was true? Maybe I hallucinated that though. 🤷‍♀️

I started rewatching towards the beginning of the pandemic, and only made it as far as the prom episode where "brother" Derek returns to Marky-Mark style "Fear" Peyton. Turns out binging the crazy gets to be a bit...much, but I'll jump back in if it's being discussed here!

Chelsea, STEP AWAY from the Grateful Dead shirt. Her rock band shirts have always earned a slight eye roll from me, but she has straight crossed the line! And gosh dangit, I have that stupid blanket/hoodie/snuggie thing they were both sporting when Cole said he'd make it super awkward for Aubrey by cutting on in. Hey Roxanne? Your dumbass daughter was just as reckless, if not more so...like they said he works at a club. Not to stereotype, but he WORKS AT A CLUB. I have to give props to Brittany though for bringing the lols with her monotone, not sarcastic at all comment that Bri should tell Luis his dick is crusty & he needs to put bleach on it. Something about her delivery was everything.

No. Do they ever actually suffer consequences even though they are undoubtedly guilty in all of their court cases? Again, no.

Jennelle is the ugliest, most squatty box I've ever seen. Anyway, David killed a goat, grilled it, ate it, then showed the dead goat in the trash under a bunch of empty Coors Lights.

I watched this a couple of days ago, and can't really remember much. They changed the format so we get talking heads now. Cole really annoyed the fuck out of me. Brianna is disgusting. FF & refuse to watch Jade. That's all I got.

Loved this! So nostalgic, without being overly cheesy (but still the perfect amount of "Karate Kid" cheese). One thing that really bothered me for some reason was Daniel's son *insert Daniel-san joke here*. The kid had an obvious issue with food, and was a complete disrespectful shit on the regular, and the parents all but ignored him. I would think Daniel would try a little harder to whip him into shape, but why worry about your own son when someone else's son (with an equally horrific foofy hair-don't) has Miyagi Do potential?! It just didn't fit, and while I imagine they'll do something with him in upcoming seasons, he was completely unnecessary in the first two.

Omg, it took me a minute too! Macaulay Culkin turning 40 did not make me feel old...THAT made me feel old. Anyway, just finished. Loved it!

I think they're "pre-established" dances copying moves from the music videos or something. Like if this was 20 years ago, she'd be doing the macarena on there. At any rate, she looks like such a loser.

It was actually JJ's mole that replaced Alex.

There are "fans"?!

I think it's the only truthful thing I've ever heard her say. 🤣

Kat was drunk.

It would explain Malia's "wait until you see next week" bullshit comment. She probably thinks we as the audience won't think the Gruesome Twosome is as bad if it was Hannah that decided to leave on her own. The technicality of Hannah being fired or not wouldn't change my opinion of those ladies though.

Cole doing workouts to hip hop on IG is really giving me secondhand embarrassment. Way to earn those dollas boy!! 😆$$

Wow. Sam is wildly unattractive, but at least every other comment out of Juliette's mouth is something implying she's only with him for his money...her honesty is refreshing, even if her blatant gold digging is not. Speaking of wildly unattractive, Ish. *shudder* He is GROSS, and has ZERO personality. I don't get what ANYONE would see in his bug-eyed ass, let alone a cute twentysomething. Amanda, Camilla & "BG" are laughably bad actors, even for reality TV, and I find Amanda to also be wildly unattractive. Chloe should literally have a monacle and twirling mustache at this point.

Well then...(pass the popcorn)...

I went in knowing fully what to expect from the comments here & I still couldn't make it through the whole thing. I turned it off after the "day off" where Hannah simply deciding not to go was akin to her committing some sort of offensive act towards them. Maybe they were pissed because they needed an extra photographer for the couples photo shoots?

Hey MTV? We don't care anymore. Please don't use this as another excuse to continue this trainwreck...oh, and congrats DeBoers.

Remember that scene in Overboard where Goldie Hawn barely burns her finger & the sons run in & squirt her with a fire extinguisher? That's Malia in an emergency.

Since original recipe Below Deck had a horrible group of "men" last season, did they really have to up the ante by having the central storyline revolve around what is nothing more than 3 high school "Mean Girls"? Ooh, are they going to get their dream "cool kids" group in place by the end of the season? Fuck off.

That would be awesome if Kail never announces anything about the baby...and never announces anything again, and just quietly drifts into obscurity.

Omg, Chloe isn't a character, Chloe is a flippin' joke. She recently posted a happy birthday message to Sam, and you guys? He's her BEST FRIEND.

The makeup is also probably infested with Covid since now the fucking c**** are doubling down their assholery by posting ignorant ass "anti-mask" bullshit (are we shocked? Didn't think so). I've always said they deserve to die, and they continue to prove that more & more each day. They are nothing but a danger to their children, and society, and they need to fucking die.