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There was something about the way Hannah said to her boyfriend "I'll be home soon enough & we can get back to regular life" (or something along those lines) that seemed like it was meant to be nearer in the future than the regular end of the season. A Vegas theme is such a crapshoot. I think of going to a "nice dinner" (that can be anything - steak, Italian, seafood), just as much as I think of pizza slices & fried Twinkies downtown at 2am. Next time I'm there I plan to hit up White Castle or Wahlburgers. 🤷‍♀️

Captain Sandy is a special kind of asshole...

I think Chelsea is very talented!!!!...if your chosen style is "Peyton Sawyer - One Tree Hill circa 2005". I can't stand either of these assholes, but especially Cole. He's like Alec Baldwin's annoyingly optimistic character on Friends. Chelsea: *sharts* Cole: OMG, that was the most amazingly boisterous and juicy fart I've ever heard in my life! My smoking hot wife rips the best, most beautiful farts and I'm the LUCKIEST MAN IN THE WORLD!!!!

One of my bff got me & another friend a Cameo from Teen Witch herself Robyn Lively & it was epic and wonderful and you cannot TOP THAT!!!! Ahem...pardon me... Literally willing to risk his life. One Google search will tell you that bitch wielded a machete. I know that's only one of her many psychotic, and violent episodes, but bitch. Wielded. A. Machete.

Why would she need a medical card for the states of Oregon, or California when it is recreationally legal in both places? All you need is an ID proving you're 21. Can't you just prove to CPS that you were in a state where it is legal as opposed to having to say you have a medicinal card?

Lol! I can see it now...they'll really make a killing (pun intended) with their products!!... "Swampy Sativa", "Dog Killer Dabs", "Egghead Edibles", "Moldy House Hybrid", and "Tik Tok Tincture".

These businesses are so full of shit regarding their "research". If you know enough about Jenelle & David to book them to appear somewhere, you know enough to know what scum they are. It's like teaming up with Jeffrey Dahmer, then feigning ignorance when he eats all your customers (and gosh, don't know why those two would inspire me to use an analogy involving a serial killer 😆).

Sheesh @Mkay you certainly aren't making any friends round' these parts! Next thing you know, you're gonna come steal all our hoodies!! Seriously though, I miss the simpler times of the world when Jenelle's psychosis only involved feathers & Ke$ha (and a time when Kesha still spelled her name with the "$" 😭).

@Mkay you need to hide that with spoiler tags or something! I didn't even quote you so as not to show it twice. 😆 I just saw Mackenzie McKee doing a similar Tik Tok routine to Jenelle's several and my thought was "oooooh, so THAT'S what it's supposed to look like!!".

As much as I loathe the monster that is Jenelle, I have to give the girl credit for bringing a smile to my face for her unbelievably cringeworthy Tik Toks. I just wish that with her body type, she'd paint herself orange & do an Oompa Loompa routine already. C'mon Jenny! Give the people what they want

If Amber wants to learn something new, how about starting with the language of her weird, creepy-ass boyfriend?

Yeah, but in the mornings, did you feed your kid breakfast BEFORE even making coffee for YOURSELF?!?!...because if you made yourself coffee first, you pale in comparison to the "wonderful mother who is always sacrificing for her children" Jenelle.

Totally agree about The Hills vibe regarding the fashion show. They already tried modeling this wreck of a show from the start after it & it hasn't worked. Hang it up, not even The Hills was able to recapture the magic of The Hills!! Apparently MTV is a lot more creative than Bravo who was supposed to cut out "canceled" Creepy Pete from Below Deck...I understand it's difficult because of the tight quarters of the boat, but MTV is able to cut Alex out of scenes where it is literally only him & one other person...and it continues to be hilarious. Alyssa looks to be perpetually smelling a fart. While I don't have a lot of faith in the intelligence levels of these pretty wax figures, and I know it's production driven, why would anybody tell Chloe anything & then say "don't say anything"? Telling Chloe anything is the equivalent to posting it as your Facebook status.

It was funny because they showed this, and I swear it was VERY shortly thereafter (but unrelated) that they showed Jess fresh squeezing oranges.

She reminds me of the butler from Mr. Deeds who is always appearing out of thin air.

What reports? I haven't seen anything stating the son said they were both swimming, and how would a 4 year old wearing a life jacket be able to get himself back onto a boat?

I agree. I can't see a scenario where Kate would have to "crawl" where Bravo is concerned.

*Dead*

Pete was creepiest to me when he was inferring that he was "allowing" Malia to have control. Sweetheart needs to go back to being captain of his kayak, or whatever the fuck his worthless ass does. I'm enjoying Bugsy this season, as well as the fact that she has 2 deckhands into her (even if one of them is creepy Pete). I feel like she wasn't even in consideration for a showmance on her last season. She reminds me of a blonde Heather Matarrazo. You know how there is apparently a Superman somewhere in every scene of Seinfeld? Sandy is Captain Seinfeld Superman.

Alyssa's dad was foaming at the mouth and cartoon dollar signs started boinging out of his eyeballs when she said she was pregnant. Sam is quite the butterface. I'm sure Juliette would be totally interested without the money. Also, is there any male between the ages of 18-34 on the Key of Siesta that isn't/wasn't friends with Alex?!

Dang, I was hoping Maryssa did Kaiser's makeup like she did Ensley's.

If "that is so fetch" was a person, it would be Nikolai...NOT GONNA HAPPEN! This couldn't have happened to a better person. Oh, but what will I ever do without Beau & his silly suspenders?

The only thing this franchise has shown me is that these whackadoodles are fascinatingly incapable of being alone. Does becoming pregnant at 16 implant something in your head that you MUST HAVE A PARTNER AT ALL TIMES? Why can none of these people date "normally", ESPECIALLY when they are meeting prospective partners through social media & dating apps? Why does every conversation with a man online turn into them moving in upon first meeting? And WHY do the people in their lives that seem like they might have a glimmer of intelligence surrounding the situation end up giving their undying support to these ludicrous situations?! Oh yeah, fame + money.

Of course no drugs were found, Billy snorted them all the night before. Anybody who doesn't think he was coked out, I have a bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell ya'!

To be fair, this was filmed almost a year ago, long before the TP shortage.