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I wish she'd get out of the way of the pretty scenery.

Billie Eilish's viral facial expression was the same my face looked when I saw her edgy green-haired ass on the red carpet. I didn't know she was there to whisper "Yesterday" for the In Memoriam.

Who is Chelsea?

With her elbow!

Is Amy's boyfriend capable of unclenching his teeth? They are constantly closed even when he's speaking. Maybe he's a ventriloquist in training? Jeremiah is really off. I don't get why Mattie likes him. The only thing more obnoxious & unattractive than Josh is the outfit he chose to wear.

They showed the clip of Kevin kicking sand in Kate's face last week on WWHL. Unless WWHL also uses "editing tricks" and people "playing roles", they cut to Tanner & he started laughing his ass off. The brus are all true class acts. 🙄 Simone is a wanker. Courtney & the dog was probably the best thing to come out of this awful season. I hope the Brus get their non-existent dicks handed to them at the reunion.

These people are too toxic for TV. There is a fine line between "drunken antics" & "seriously fucked in the head", and most of them are the latter. I'm glad at least Kortni got help. WTF Nilsa? Why on earth did she kick out the window of a taxi?! I don't know about the rest of you, but cops have always had a "sobering" effect on me. If I'm hammered & something happens involving police in my presence (like cops showing up to break up a party...I've never been arrested), it has a tendency to "sober" me up. Nilsa WAS about to be arrested (which you think would have maybe knocked some sense into her drunk ass), they say "calm down & you can go." To Nilsa that means get in a cab & kick the window out?! I can't with this shit anymore.

No, besides the whole "I'm officially a teenager" thing, there was nothing special about any of my friends 13th birthday parties that I can recall (Southern CA native).

If she got paid for dancing, I'm Jenna Dewan.

This episode was pretty boring, but at least it was mostly non-offensive. Of course that means I had to catch Kevin on WWHL with Brian, Tanner & Simone in the audience & now I'm offended again. They showed a clip of Kevin literally kicking sand at Kate...and even after all this backlash they've been receiving, Tanner started cracking up. 🙄

Shit's getting real.

Pretty sure he probably hasn't been since the 3rd date.

Kortni is such a try-hard she was literally fucking the floor for attention. Jeremiah had a such a 7th grade reaction to Kristen's phone call. She was probably calling for Nilsa anyway.

Awww she's even wearing a labia suffocating pair of "Kail" ripped Jean's! #twinsies Oh hey Jenelle, regardless of gender you might want to try parenting your kids instead of being their friend...especially since I don't want to see what you'd do to one of them if they stole your hoodie.

I found her words as juvenile as her voice.

While I'm sure someone helped write this, it sure is interesting how she seems capable of speaking like an adult. Her little "schtick" on the show was so fucking obnoxious, and as this letter shows, a total put-on.

When does Beau ever cast commercials?

That's correct. His dad funded this show which is why we have a reality show where the "main hottie guy" looks like Shrek with the personality of a marble.

"We don't wear underwear with our SUR dresses!..."Please alter my dress so my ass is almost hanging out'. These girls are vile. SUR must smell like Gwenyth Paltrow's latest line of candles. John Taffer would have a field day with Tom Sandoval.

Robby stole Amamda's phone. The thing that really skeeved me the f out was when Kelsey was confronting him about it he said "Do you trust me?", and when she trepidatiously responded in the affirmative, he immediately goes "THEN END OF CONVERSATION!!! The fuck? Creeeeeepy. And I think he's fucking ugly.

Robby is a creepy weirdo.

Regardless of Dr. Charli's groundbreaking revelation of pasta making you gain weight, I'm sure it wasn't stumbled upon when she was 3. Lying poser has had pasta. There's something creepy to me about Max. Not quite "Peter with excessively straightened hair" creepy, but still.

Wow. It was actually necessary for you to AGAIN reiterate that Tanner got up when that is exactly what the post you quoted said? 🤔

She looks absolutely feral. She showers at will, drinks & smokes constantly, pees anywhere & everywhere, is dumber than dirt, a spoiled fucking brat and has the face of Corey Feldman. Who are these guys willing to hook up with THAT? It really surprised me when Jeremiah had somewhat of an interest.

It has been stated that Tanner got up. I think it was the sheepish looks initially exchanged between the bitches that created the vibe that made Rhylee want to get the hell out of there & not the length of time it took bitch #3 to move his disgusting ass.