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Way to make Bentley feel included. I hope there's a tacky "E" somewhere in that mess.

Maybe that's her angle? Instead of "not to hot", she's trying for a "hot to not" show? Either that, or maybe this is the beginning stages of her trying to get on "My 600 lb Life" *Disclaimer* I've never found any version of her to be "hot". I used to be able to look directly at her before feeling myself slowly start to turn into stone though.

She's trying to get attention by arguing about her vaccine ignorance. Jenelle is trying to get attention by splashing her relationship drama in a vague way on social media. Cole continues to blather on about what a lucky man he is while Chelsea mirror selfies whatever she's trying to plug. Who else is on this show again? At any rate, these bitches are nothing but Groundhog's Day.

OMG, I can't figure out how to upload the pic, but there is a typo on my episode description that legit says "Brett insults Scheanal". 😆🤣

Is anybody here watching Tiger King, because Carole Baskin totally reminded me of Deborah?

I think she's female Jerry Seinfeld.

I'm guessing as a quarantine activity she must be binge watching America's Next Top Model...with all of Tyra's different cycles (America's Next Top "short", "old", "male", "deaf", "horrible fake-beard wearing" Model!!!), Jenelle now thinks she has hope. That Tyra is good I tell you!!...but please note I am NOT rooting for Jenelle. I WILL NEVER ROOT FOR JENELLE!!! Does anybody know if vitiligo makes you high risk for the virus? 🤞

I'm surprised I haven't seen more activity on this thread in light of everything going on. I mean, they're survivalists aren't they? Where are all their "nanny nanny boo boos" to all the hatters for how prepared they are? 🤔

I think she ruined her "ammo" when she said straight away that she'd seen guests drink hard before, but the rate that those guys were going was "alarming". Then, they proceeded to act like the bitches they are throughout the day being EXTREMELY demanding and obnoxious....and she decides to leave one person on lates? Aside from any safety standpoint, even if Andre the Giant was put on service, there should have been another person to help, and Princess Adam should have been the one dealing with the food.

I don't know who is more disgusting to me...the biggest group of bitches to ever grace a charter, or the crew who were all aware of their bitch ass behavior which began "alarming" Jenna the second they got on the boat, yet they all (sans Parker) left Madison alone to deal with it all. Georgia has a nice voice...completely generic and unoriginal...but nice! I don't like her though. Quit flirting with people's boyfriends in front of them (or at all) you vivacious piece of shit.

I have never seen a more ridiculous preview for a show than the ones they keep showing for this absolute piece of shit show. "Have the OG Teen Moms finally made it?" while playing some upbeat song about making it? For one, 2 of these assfaces are NOT "OG". For two, they are all still shit moms who will never do anything with their pathetic lives other than making up lies (i.e. "fertility issues" Maci? Go fuck your disgusting ass self), and continuing to procreate for a paycheck. They can all go make it right into obscurity.

Is Madisson's sister Paige the same sister who was a fake lesbian on the show with Canvas?

I know that all reality shows are completely influenced by production shenanigans, but really with the "so Chloe, are you having fun being here, or are you more of a "Team Juliette" girl?". It was so fakedy fake ridonkulous. It was so dumb I can't even use real words to describe it.

Didn't Ariana say she was bi last season?

A newborn on a sailboat is absolutely ridiculous. What if you had the baby on a changing table & the boat "heeled"? I'm not against taking a baby on a vacation if you choose to do so, but geez...go on a cruise ship or at the very least a motor yacht if you need to be at sea with the infant. Paget & his gf are both really unattractive IMO.

Do you mean the older girl (woman?) in the video with her isn't her actual bestie who she besties with because they're best friend besties (or whatever the song says)?

I don't understand how this, or Siesta Key has gone on for 3 seasons (yet here I am watching!). I wouldn't care if they canceled both, but at the same time I would gladly watch 3 more seasons of each if MTV would finally cancel all of the Teen Mom shows. Anyway, 3 seasons & I still don't understand why Sideshow Kirk was ever picked to be on a reality TV show. Say what you will about Gus & Nilsa...at least they are more functional than Gus & Jeremiah (the only real love story to come out of this show). Did we really need to hear Kortni's janky ass "woe is me" drama queen voice one last time? I know I didn't.

1, 2 Leah's coming for you...

Jenna sort of looks like Tracy Nelson to me (female Jerry Seinfeld).

Every time Tyler attempts to sound like he's into his wife, he comes off more like Viola Davis giving the "you is kind, you is smart..." speech from The Help.

She "threatens" that every other day & has never lasted more than 5 minutes.

Chubby Charo

Agreed, and he is just as bad with his posts. I wonder if they have a pleasure room where Chelsea dresses Cole in leathers & chains him up.

Strange how Simone sucked on service all season, but was suddenly hands on with Jemele's charter. Gee, wonder why that is. 🙄