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So we'll have a gazillion threads with 2 replies each. Well, at least that's not tedious or easy to remember. Except not. It is tedious and hard to remember ...for me. So maybe I am the issue. Note to self. :) "I can't be opening and closing all kinds of threads."[tm / BR]

I only love the opening because of the awesome music that makes me dance around the room like an idiot.

Short was obnoxious and didn't seem to give a flip about the poor person trying to win some money; but dammit he was still funny to me. I know, I know. "IDIOT!"

Give Malaya some decaff. Someone called it "puppy wiggles" and it's not cute anymore for me, for you. So the last two results shows were an hour long IIRC and JLo got to inflict that atrocious Luh Ya fiasco on us. HCJ got to do his medley of being drowned out by bandzilla; and poor Keith was unceremoniously attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis. [/LH, TBBT] Unless I ff'd through something and missed it.

The butler seemed funny, but I had a hard time understanding him sometimes.

"Let's all go and, um.. panty hose, sah-um and sah-um and buttons and BOOOO-wsss." Priceless. Hey, Sunshine, what was the one where Frasier was stomping around on the bathroom tiles and singing? The song escapes me. "Love does enter through the nose!"

Hey Peaches! I had to post in this thread because I can't keep the eppy titles straight in my head. I inferred that this is a general gab fest thread, so I won't veer off topic heh. Loved shirtless Dylan so yeah, he's sure to be toast. I must say, as a cougar, self-described, me likey Cupcake Weed Boy who is sniffing around Emma. I say, "Go for it, Emma!" Just do it sober so she can remember. :)

I'm ok with Keith's chicken head bop, but JLo's chair dancing is a little much and I say that as a Jenn fan girl. I like Jessica because she doesn't screech at me

Omg I love this show. Thought I'd hate it. Tried it. LOVE IT! I enjoy the celebs who go all psycho competitive. It's a little much, but I prefer that to the ones who are sort of meh. I cry from the funny at the Doo Doo Doo game and the other one with music or song titles or movie titles. The one game I think needs tweaking is the rewording game where you can't say the exact words of a famous quote. That seems too hard at times, well not "hard" per se, but hard to do quickly. Not crazy about the point spread on Clue Boom.

THIS. Get out of my head, anstar. I like to open one thread and read many posts on all things Big Bang instead of opening every little, narrow, specific thread with one reply or some such. It's confusing for me. Also, I feel I'm at risk for going off topic when the topic is super narrow. This is show is so great, imo. I can only recall a couple of bummers. I don't love the "fat" and "wish she'd die" jokes about Howard's mother, but other than that it's all good, imo. I kind of love the block (and I do mean block - like 6 eppys in three hours) of reruns they do on TBS, I think it is. That's another reason I agree with your point in that I don't, can't /slash/don't want to remember - all the titles of the episodes just to reminisce about funny things and quotes. So posting in eppy threads is sort out for me especially since I don't always watch the current one on the day it's aired or even the week it's aired. Then after that I forget the title of the eppy. I didn't explain that well, but you get my gist. Also, as mentioned, when there's a block of 6 eppys in syndication in one night then 6 more on consecutive nights, I can't possibly recall all the titles; but I do want to participate and post and stay on topic. I already mentioned my Metcalf love, but I also enjoy Leonard's mother, Baranski. I know she's on some other show, so she may not show up a lot. I wish Raj could get a decent significant other. I didn't like what's her name who crawled out the bathroom window. Not crazy about Kripke, but he's ok in small doses. Also love anything with "Fruit Loops" aka "Loops" in space.

I cringed when she said that she had to, "Save certain things for her husband." Oh Dear GOD, said in my best Frasier voice, no one asked her to boink Mark on the dance floor. It's dancing not fornicating. And for all the modest talk, she sure sticks that Angelina thigh out there way more than called for like when she's standing around ie not dancing. Just sayin'

Kimmie and Aunt Becky I can tolerate. If the brother shows up, my head will explode. Erin cannot do comedy, imo. Leave that to Tom who can do no wrong in my book. Glad the skybox is back even though I loathe the stairs. I hated that insipid glitter lounge or whatever they called it last year. Still not crazy about the one night format. It sucks all the fun out of it for me. Len: "You're good on wood." Len: "The judges will go down on you." Someone do Len a favor and hook him up with Urban Dictionary so he can stop embarrassing himself. So glad Sloppy Seconds is gone. I wish he had taken that twit Cody with him instead of Diana, who couldn't dance, but I enjoyed her spirit.

I love this show and don't usually go for dramas. We binge-watched the first season on On Demand, got addicted, and here we are season 2. Awesome. Love Vera Farmiga as Norma and the kid who plays Norman is stellar, imo. I also enjoy the hunky brother. Hope he's not toast soon.

This show is one of my all time favorites. Even its clinkers are better than much of the dreck that is out there, imo. It got renewed for three more seasons, IIRC, so yay. I don't know where they'll go, but I flove any eppy with Sheldon's mother. Laura Metcalf is hilarious on this show. I also love me some Stuart. More Stuart, please, Show. One of the funniest scenes to me is when Stuart and Raj are signing up for online dating and Stuart is posing for Raj to take his online photo. OMG, his expressions. Raj: "OK now look like no one is about to hurt you." Well, he said it funnier now that I see it in writing. Guess you had to be there. Amy and her crazy self is one of my favorite characters. She got off to a stiff start, but I loved her from the beginning. Mayim is comedy gold, imo.

Hee. Are you guys tired of hearing squealing livestock? Just me? Alrighty then. I can't believe some of these folks are allowed to work with knives.

Post Majesty's departure, as mentioned, the spiritual advisors aren't going to cut it, imo. She's going to need to be sedated, restrained, and escorted to another solar system. Ok that may be a tad harsh.

Ramsay's memo in my head: "Hey, Top Chef and Chopped, send over to Hell's Kitchen any and all rejects, but only if they're certifiably batcrap crazy and/or out on parole for some violent transgression. ThanksK." STUNNING! AMAZING!

"SHUH-TET-DOWN!" "EH-TIS-RAWWW!" I like that there is one thread for the show. I'd rather read several posts in one thread than read one or two replies in multiple threads. "I can't be opening and closing all kinds of threads." [/brian Regan] Also, I rarely want to make a comment only about one specific person, so if there are so many threads for small subject matter, I don't know where to put it without going off topic, so I end up not participating. Or I'd have to make a disjointed point about one person then go to another thread to finish my thought about someone else. All the while, "opening and closing all kinds of threads." Also, if threads are narrow and super specific they start stacking up with one or two posts each and it gets confusing for me, [since I'm from the community of the easily confused.] I read something and later want to comment, but forget where I read it in order to respond. Now that I hear myself I should take this to another thread. So TPTB are blurring nipples now. Interesting. I would sleep in my clothes before I'd be caught on camera in my undies, but that's me. They always manage to make a signature dish that looks like a pile of poo. "Far too garlic-y." Is there such a thing? I predict before this is over someone's going to cut somebody and I don't mean superficial, slicing carrots accident.

I'm guessing we can't have a Grassy Knoll thread because that's been done, but how about an Area 51? And instead of tinfoil hats we can be sartorially resplendent with colanders on our heads. Love me some conspiracies and need a place to spew heh. Speaking of which, it seems to me that they, those sneaky snakes TPTB, are trying to make Malaya happen and to a lesser degree, Jena. Yikes. Majesty's, "Happy" song was cringe-worthy and flat, imo. The judgery didn't even do the pained, "we love you and hate to boot you" faces And poor sweet, beautiful Keith was funny with his earnest, "by the narrowest of margins." Keith, there are three of you, you silly goose. It's a brand new day and I'm still having horror flashbacks of Jena's underpants on stage/slash/swimsuit bottom ensemble. It was very, "here's my crotch" centric. I wonder who the heck she ticked off in wardrobe and what on earth they had to say to her to convince that that was ok to wear out in public, much less on freakin' tv. Additionally, there at the end, I thought Majesty was going to do Amanda Knox cartwheels in that dress and flash the boo cows, swaybots, and clap trons - who, btw, couldn't clap on the beat if their lives depended on it..

The switch is going to be a cluster. Can't wait.

A shoe on the dinner table. Eww. JLo looks awesome imo when she dresses to cover her lady bits. I kept thinking of SNL's, "Whole.... 'nother... level" every time she said that. Why was JenaNotGina wearing swimsuit bottoms and a window treatment? I thought nothing could be worse than the trendy, stupid, droopy diaper pants, but I now stand corrected. At least she lost the Cleopatra hair. I keep expecting her to launch into a bouncy rendition of, "Walk Like an Egyptian" replete with hand gestures or Steve Martin's, "King Tut." Hell's bells, I'd vote for that. Note to Jena: Wear pants on tv and, in general, in public. Wow, Her Majesty went full on batcrap cray cray. Stunning! I'm not lip reader, but I thought I saw her mouth to Malaya, "Get off me." The only thing better would have been, "Get the EFF off me, bee-word." If that's a taste of the real Majesty, then she'll be in a clock tower sometime soon. But at least she's around impressionable toddlers at her "real" job. *shudder* I was waiting for someone to carry Majesty off the stage over-the-shoulder, screaming baby tantrum style. Yikes. Loved Janelle's Running Man. So I see they went from super stupid baseball caps to super stupid porkpie hats, if that's what they're called.

Wow, that flew by. I don't see how they could use the save on someone who's been on the seal, what, the last two weeks? Because what's going to happen? She'd likely be booted next week anyway.

I like Maks even though he has his douche moments. I like the Meryl pairing, so I'm sure it'll be toast via the hot mess switch.

I thought I wouldn't like Candace. Then I did like her. Now I just wish she'd shut her pie hole and dance. If Kirk shows up in the audience I may hear the four horsemen. :)

"The uterus quivers, does it not?" So much word to her aversion to soiled hosiery. :) And don't get me started on her beckoning pelvis.