ari333

Hey, sorry to ask here, but it's an active thread and someone will see it. How do I add friends? I didn't even know such a feature existed here and I still don't see it and why am I such an idiot? Thanks.

Sheldon: "I am not crazy. My mother had me tested." Amy to Penny after Leonard proposed to Penny... at a weird time (or not): "If Sheldon proposed to me during sex, my ovaries would grab onto him and never let go."

Woot, Charlieboo in the house! :) Good to see you and BTW get out of my head. My thoughts exactly all the way around. I think CJ is sweet and he has a certain something when he performs that is intriguing. But Good Lord Almighy, I agree -- you'd think folks would sing on key before making it to national primetime. Sheesh. That really seems like a given, doesn't it? WTF? And what the hell with Sam, so terrified? I'm waiting to cringe when he faints dead away and they call the paramedics.

Woot! I'm so thrilled to have a general gab thread. Do we have to rename it? If we do.... IDK.... Watercooler Gabbery? Thanks for the thread.

Great thread idea. Where, oh where, do I start? Sheldon speaking to his mother on the phone after safely returning from the North Pole (or wherever it was.) "No mother, I could not feel your church group praying for my safety. ......The fact that I am home safe does not prove it worked; that logic is post hoc ergo propter hoc. ....No, I am not sassing you in Eskimo talk."

Loved this eppy and one of my fav characters is Cam and his OTT self. FUNNY! Oh, Phil: "What's the nozzle sitch?" was just gold. "Cinco de Mayo... oh my... oh." or however he said it better than I just did. Haley during Scrabble: "How am supposed to do this with all these I's on my rack." Manny: "Sorry." heh I'm happy that the kids are starting to "fill" (aka feel) Manny and his peculiar quirks - which I flove. Jay to Mitchell: "The less you know the better. This is a non-versation. I can make things disappear." Hee.

Are we hearing what the judges are hearing? Because it is stunning to me that they're going on and on about Malaya as if she were the second coming. I don't just not hear what they hear;[/bad syntax] but I hear something pretty bad for much of the songs. Not all bad, but a lot of it. Maybe it's me or my speakers. Slapout may win this thing and I wouldn't hate it.

I'm a sucker sap for a good song in a minor key. Loved Alex's original.

"The scars of your loaf, leave me breathless." JLo's daughter's Easter dress is lovely. Wonder why JLo was wearing it. Allison sounded great with Dexter. Love that girl.

I see your goat point, but FWIW Shakira rode "goat" all the way to the bank and I say that as a huge Shakira fan; so I guess I enjoy me some goat. :) I agree. I was wondering if the judges and I were listening to the same thing or if it's my speakers because I had to mute it at one point in there. Yikes.

JenaNotGina can sing louder than Alex in a duet. We get it. Her affected enunciation still makes me stabby. "We can larn to loaf ah-again." Ah-GAIN? Is she British this week? Ok, I'm an ass. Were Sam's song lyrics about being surrounded by domestic illumination devices for the living room? Maybe I should listen more carefully. Loved, "Stop Draggin' My Heart Around" and Jessica's original was better than I remembered. "A man worth your tears will never make you cry." So true. Sing it, Sister. :) I guess I do like Slapout Jessica. Malaya made my ears bleed and scared my cat.

"Vol-LUMP-uous" "It's a doggie dog world." "Don't give me an old tomato!"

I'm worried for Emma and way too invested in this show in a weird unhealthy way hee. Love it. And I generally hate dramas.

Wow, am I missing something? What with the switch BS, apparently some poor schmuck celeb and their original poor schmuck pro will be sent packing because of the previous dance performed with another person. How is that fair? Not that fair has ever been this show's forte. I love peanut butter with my chocolate, but I hate overwrought drama with my cheese. BLARG. Get off my lawn. There's applesauce callin' my name. :) Hee. Dr. Freud slips in yet again. *snort* That, or it was an innocent typo :) Get out of my head, Fishcakes. :)

I know Danica looks super young and has a baby face of sorts; but I'm getting a real cougar vibe coming from her for some reason. Not saying it's bad; just sayin'. What were those spangle-y things on Nene's bare feet? I liked them. TIA Are you guys having issues loading these pages? I keep getting slowy slow loads and a "recover webpage" message. Anyone?

Regarding Tom's remark about guest judge Robin's entrance, I too could do with a little Chmerkovskiy sandwich. [/hall pass] Robin is a cancer survivor and an awesome person, but she is not a freakin judge. Any of us could have had that seat as all that's required to sit there in the guest seat this week is being a huge fan and having watched the show.. Hold a spot for moi on the train to hell. But move over to save me a seat. I have a smokin' voluminous ass. Holy Mother, who hates The Whitney in wardrobe? Those folks must be vicious. This is not the first time she showed up in some high-waisted fiasco. Holy crap those high mom shorts don't look good even on a stickboy figure, much less a beautiful, hot, feminine shaped woman.

Peta's white thigh-highs were very, "Here's my crotch" but that's not new. I did wonder how they stayed up during that dance.

It seems unusual to me, or I'm misremembering, for Ballas to pace himself and not go all ablaze firing on all cylinders to try to dance down to his partner and sort of match her a bit. He's normally full out LOOK AT ME! manic regardless of his partner, or rather that's how I think of him. Hey, folks, did you know that Candace has never taken a dance class? Did ya know? Cuz if you didn't, Mark is going to mention it 11-ty 20 times and inscribe it on a blimp that floats around the country. Just so ya know. And are we to infer from Mark's sharing of that nugget that if one has taken a dance class one is going straight to hell in a handcart?

I, too, hate weep week. Maybe next week or later they'll have to score using two paddles so they can give out 15s heh. Cody is a colossal twit, imo. Wish Diana could have stayed a week or two more instead of TWIT. I was ready for James to go because of Peta's beckoning pelvis which threatens to show itself on tv, but he surprised me in a good way sort of. Also, his sob story was endearing without making me actually sob. So there's that. Dropping out for BDW was best for him, I'm sure; And he got to go on his own terms. I agree, as mentioned, nice gentleman. I can't warm to Erin especially now that I think the reason they canned Brooke was not because she blew, but because she's 42, not 32. That makes me stabby. The fourth judge puts more space between the hamsters' scores. Alapaki always explains these stats so well, I won't even try. Where the heck is Alapaki? :)

I thought the show would blow when I heard that Shelly Long was leaving. Then Kirstie came on board and the seasons with her may be my favorites. I still love the early seasons, but Kirstie's years were much better than I expected.

Cheers. Thanks. :)

So the dude had to have a seizure to get the Ginger's attention? Alana seemed kind of bee-otchy to me.

"So, I will condemn you internally while maintaining an outward appearance of acceptance." "I love my mother even if she is fornicating like a demonic weasel."

It's all cool and good and I'm happy to be here. I just don't know where to put things/posts at times and I don't want to make a mistake, so I end up not participating when I really want to. I guess that's what I was trying to say. I don't want to be that guest, like one I had in real life, who we invited to our home for lobster dinner. He walked in the door and started insulting our wallpaper and the way I sliced tomatoes heh. So, I don't want to be that person. :)

I'm totally with random chance. I'm not up to dealing with the anarchy that will likely ensue with narrow, super specific threads. I want to find fellow posters' insights easily, recall where I read them, and be able to come back later and easily find where to comment on them. I want to obey the rules and I want participate, but I don't want it to be rocket science and a headache.