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I'm assuming that a reveal that she tampered with the paternity test is what's going to lead to the Sonny/Carly split. Meanwhile, they're building this "connection" between Carly and Finn so she has her fallback ready to go when things implode. I'll give them partial credit if Finn expresses a complete understanding for why anyone would want to avoid allowing Morgan to parent a fake plant, let alone a human baby. I'll give Jax a little credit in that, at that time, Carly did seem really, truly, honestly done with the moobster. It was nothing like the usual "we all know they'll end up back together, but they're each going to have a fling or two first" kind of thing.

I didn't see all of this week - you mean they're actually going to tattoo their rings? Two people who have already had at least one short-lived marriage under their belts in their 20's? Sounds like a solid plan, kids. While you're there, you should get each other's names tattooed somewhere that there's no way anyone would miss seeing it. Think big, boldly colored letters. You totally won't regret it. I guess, on the plus side, the next wedding ring will slide right on and cover these tattoos? And these aren't rings either party can take back and slip on the finger of their next soul mate?

That's the worst part of the whole thing, if they do go there. Carly will ultimately "win," and Anna will be another Alexis notch on Sonny's bedpost - a stop on the way right back to Carly. And we'll be reminded that Carly is sooooooo much better than Anna.

I genuinely fear that the answer to that last question is tied to the line above it. I will shoot my TV if they put Anna with the moobster. Shoot it dead. I may wander the neighborhood shooting everyone else's TV, too.

I was thinking "oh, they had JMW bring in the picture she brought to her plastic surgeon to show him what she wanted?"

Or if Sonny could have taken less than an hour to dial 911...

SC's character on B&B sucks hard. I don't know what actor could make that work, although there are times, when he's not in scenes with a love interest, where he's quite good, still. His strength, I think, lies in the more quirky kind of characters as opposed to the bland pretty boy stuff that's being written for Dillon these days, so I don't know how good he'd be as Dillon today, given the writing. I do think he'd be amazing doing the family scenes opposite JE, though.

They're probably also registered at Toys R Us and a Porsche dealer.

Your photobucket must be a scary, scary place.

Much better. (As long as I don't think about what's been done to them...)

It's sad that this is her least tragic wedding look yet.

Wait, what day are the Emmy's? I kind of hope they're planning on hijacking the Emmy stage and forcing everyone there to be their wedding guests. A girl can dream.

You know, ulkis, I was able to scroll quickly past in the other threads without hitting play on the videos, thus avoiding all the eye-gouging, traumatizing awful. But forcing that picture of Redrum MyKill on us like that? Too far.

I'm just going to tell myself that Thighbolt bought him an engagement ring, too. I refuse to believe their wedding wouldn't be some tacky spectacle.

I mean, isn't every day Horrible People Day? That's all this show has any more.

I can't believe I forgot to mention Julian's hair earlier. What the fuck is on his head? I refuse to believe that a professional (or anyone who has ever seen hair before) was responsible for that.

I'll be honest, I laughed at Ava's "you said talking about Morgan was off limits." I mean, how does one handle polite social conversation with Mom after you find out she was banging your boyfriend while pretending to be your aunt? And then we got NuJoss and Morgan doing a commercial for the Marvel universe movies. But I'm calling bullshit on Michael being the brother Joss needs to explain movies to. You just know Morgan's the guy in the theater going "who's that?" a dozen or so times throughout the movie.

I think the part where his health comes into play is that she's moved the retirement up. She was supposed to retire later this year.

Until a few months from now when someone in the writer's room gets bored and says "hey, weren't we going to do Maxie/Dillon?"

You mean outside of morbid "how bad are they willing to make this?" curiosity?

Has anyone else caught the most recent Quinn/Liam/Steffy/Wyatt promo? I could swear the wording about the Steffy/Wyatt wedding was something to the effect of "will her future be in jeopardy because of her past?" So are they really trying to portray this as Steffy and Wyatt are this genuine, deeply in love couple, and not a rebound?

I can imagine how that decision went "well, who hasn't been on screen much, so it won't stick out that they have literally never mentioned losing their money to Rebecca Budig's father? That old guy who had a thing for Laura? You know, Franco's dad? And people will, naturally, be up in arms, because everyone loves Franco!"

Am I the only one who wonders if that's a recast? Maybe they're recasting Ivy for some reason? If it's a new role, I hope she's for Wyatt. Let's get him off the Liam's leftovers merry go round.

If it was about TJ, it would just be to glorify the mob life all over again.

I just imagined Quinn wearing Steffy's various wedding ensembles and saying "cha cha cha" over and over again, and, I won't lie, I laughed.