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Come to think of it - why wasn't Jason invited to the will reading? Am I to believe that, after all she did to mess with his life, she didn't want to leave him some ambiguous gift to further mess with his head?

I'd be tempted to pay just to see the moment when BryDog throws them all out after he loses. "Show's over! Everyone get the hell out of here!"

Seriously??

Well now I'm disappointed that we didn't get Dr. Michael Easton stroking a goldfish.

I'm sure BryDog and Thighbolt would be happy to host them in their backyard.

Here's the first book in the series: http://smile.amazon.com/Confessions-Slightly-Neurotic-Hitwoman-Lynn-ebook/dp/B006IY9C2O/ref=la_B0094GSJ2M_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1458589927&sr=1-2

While browsing Amazon for reading material, I came across a series of books about an assassin who can communicate with her animals. One of those animals is a lizard named Godzilla who likes to go by "God," is judgmental, and speaks in a snooty tone. I can't even begin to describe how badly I want Dr. Michael Easton's lizard to be able to speak (to someone, anyone) and go around speaking derisively of most of the population of Port Charles. I need a talking lizard snarking on Morgan if I'm going to keep watching this show.

I was, of course, joking (mostly). But I'm still sticking with Wyatt being better in bed than Waffles. Of the women who can compare, it seems like they've all enjoyed themselves way more with him.

I guess we'll never know what his favorite holiday was, then.

I was saying the other day, "Just because Godwin's Law is a thing, doesn't mean Trump isn't Hitler." There's something really scary going on with a segment of his support base. I appreciate that shows like TDS and TNS are pointing it out, but it's also kind of depressing that, for the most part, it's only being brought up on comedy shows. Any time it's brought up in other media forums, it's mostly just as a vehicle for Trump (or his minions) to play dumb and pretend that it's not exactly what's going on.

They were one of those instances where I might not have necessarily liked either character, but there was still something watchable about their story.

And, if they wanted to do the whole "watch them rediscover their love as two new people" thing, with them not married, they could have let the divorce just go through before they found out the truth. Then it would make sense not to rush right back into getting married. But the idea that they need to get a divorce now to get to know each other is just silly. Just remain married, but build up to the whole moving back in together thing. And if you reach a point where the two of you realize it's not working with who you both are now, then get the divorce. It's mind boggling that the writers can't come up with enough emotional drama just in him trying to recover his memories and his feelings for her, along with them dealing with where he goes in life from here. This is a guy who has lived two entirely different lives, and now he's on a third. That should provide more than enough drama for them together and him by himself. You know, if we had writers with an ounce of talent and skill at this sort of thing. It seems like it should write itself to have Jason, as he finds out things about his past, be horrified at some of the stuff he's done as Sonny's enforcer and at some of the stuff both he and his mob moll have done to each other over the years. We never really saw them truly work out and hash out some things that they should have. It would be good story to see them finally deal with some of their past and decide how to bury it and move on from it.

I think the reason is that what they're doing now? Is boring as hell. These writers are so inept that they couldn't think of something contained to just these two characters that would be interesting. So they had to trash another character to make it "exciting" (which it so was not), then they figure everyone would be all "but it's OK that it's boring now, because they've earned boring!" Because it all comes down the fact that these writers suck ass.

These days, there is just no way that Brenda (or anyone) would choose Jax over Sonny. Or choose anyone (other than Jason) over Sonny, really. If that triangle was playing out today, we'd all be throwing shit at our TV's yelling "we know Jax can never win!" Not to mention that it would be made clear to us that Jax was a shitty choice that no one would willingly make.

Honestly, if terrorizing Carly was all someone had done, I wouldn't consider it a disqualifying feature. Who doesn't want to terrorize that beast?

I see Valerie still sees talking about her dead mother as some kind of foreplay.

This is (one of the reasons) why I still contend that Wyatt is better in bed. You didn't see Hope downing medication to deal with sleeping with Wyatt.

And their new thing is that this campaign season is particularly volatile. Well, gee, who made it that way? It's just like how they blame President Obama for their obstructionism. How they're not getting called out on this stuff is beyond me. "We're going to create a situation, then we're going to blame that situation for us not doing our job, then we'll tell you it's all the President's fault." I'm disappointed that their approval rating is still in double digits. it should be zero, unless they're polling the GOP members of Congress.

I really want him to bring Jon back on during an episode soon so Jon can do his McConnell turtle impression.

Health violations? How about the pretty blatant violations of guest security and privacy? "I have here sworn statements from dozens of previous guests who claim that 'a blonde bitch came barging into our rooms with a hotel pass key.'"

Could you imagine them trying to do a gender fluid character? I have zero doubt it would be anything other than a combination of embarrassing and offensive.

Not only that, but the idea that Sonny killed AJ turned her on so much that she had to have Sonny right there on Michael's couch.

I admittedly haven't seen much of the Kristina story so far, but from what I know, I don't think that "gender fluid" fits. She's not questioning her gender identity, is she? I think this is definitely about her sexuality, which is, as I understand it, a separate issue from her gender identity.

I don't know the answer to this, but that brings up another issue. Why wouldn't Quinn have lied (to Liam and to the doctor) about how he got his head injury. Wouldn't she be afraid that giving Liam that bit of information might jog his memory? And, as for telling the doctor - if it hits a point where Liam is just out of sight too long and the family starts putting out feelers to locate him, if it becomes public (i.e. "the family is concerned because Liam hit his head on an airplane shortly before he dropped out of sight"), then a doctor would recall the amnesiac patient who hit his head on a plane. Of course, I didn't see that episode, so if she found a shady doctor who will keep his mouth shut, maybe that's not an issue? (Although shady doctors tend to go for the payoff, and the odds are Bill would pay up for that info.)

Reached for comment, his parents shrugged "eh, he's no Michael."